Thread by @_crazynairobian

Heri kufanya kazi kuliko mfanya kazi. THREAD

Arif na bibi yake walikuwa newly weds, so damu zao zilikuwa bado moto, walikuwa wamekulana, wameshibana hadi wameanza kufanana. Alafu bibi alikuwa loyal kama vyombo chafu, hata uende wapi unapata zimekungoja.

A few years later wakafuatanisha watoto wawili kama Saturday na Sunday na bado bibi alikuwa na mimba ingine... Ilikuwa New year, new pregnancy. Gynecologist alikuwa amezoeya kuona bibi hadi alikuwa anamuita customer.

The best contraceptive ilikuwa jamaa kutafta kazi mbali ndio atleast mimba zipungue juu ni kama wote walikuwa allergic kwa contraceptives ama family planning... So jamaa akaenda ku hustle mtaani.

So kuna day arif alikuja on work leave akapata wife alileta mfanya kazi, walikuwa wanaishi kwa bedsitter meaning mfanya kazi alikuwa analala kwa kiti ilikuwa a few meters from bed yao.

Kupata conjugal rights ilikuwa inabidi arif akuwe last man standing, alikuwa anangoja house help alale ndio aanze kusumbua bibi apenduke ampatie haki yake... But bibi akadai hawezi kuliwa mbele ya house help, yeye si kuku.

Withdrawal symptoms za kukosa migwatos zikaanza kufanya arif akaanza ku notice house manager, wanasema simba akikosa nyama huwa anakula nyasi... In this case house help ndio nyasi.

Wahenga walisema ukitaka kujua kama avocado imeivaa lazima ufinye finye, so arif alikuwa anaona house help kama avocado na alikuwa anadai kumfinya aone kama ameivaa...

Wife alikuwa Taylor, no wonder aliona arif kama husband material, so akienda kushona nguo arif alikuwa anabaki kwa nyumba aki plot vile anaweza rarua house manager watashona baadaye... House help alikuwa naive akakua trapped na material things.

Wife akiwacha pesa ya mboga house manager anunue apike, arif alikuwa anamkatia, Wife akikosa pesa ya mboga aambie arif a provide, arif alikuwa anachunisha house help mboga, akipika arif anamkula.

Wife akifanya kazi arif alikuwa akifanya mfanya kazi, Ilikuwa paka akitoka, arif anapitia panya route anakuja kukula mfanya kazi... Watoto walikuwa wameanza kuoza meno juu ya kutumwa sweety kwa duka ndio arif apate quality time.

It was all fun and games hadi vile mfanya kazi alianza ku experience morning sickness, kama Kalahari desert alikuwa amewacha kunyesha. Hapo ndio arif aligundua mimba ni kama simu ya Android... Haina Siri.

Wahenga walisema ukipenda raha ya kitandani kuwa tayari kulea mimba.

Arif alijua hii itavunja ndoa yake so aliambia mfanya kazi acheze chini, akangoja wife ameenda kazi kama kawaida akaleta mama flani wasee humuita Defender... Juu huwa anatoa ball.

Wahenga walisema siku ya nyani kufa miti zote huteleza, na kama kuna watu hawafai kuwa na siku mbaya kazini, ni pilots, daktari ama mtu wa kutoa madem mimba... Hiyo siku huyo mama alikuwa na siku mbaya, aka lose both mama na mtoto

Imagine nyumba imekuwa sawa just a moment ago alafu ghafla bin vu inageuka crime scene... Hapo ndio aligundua heri mfanyakazi amwage unga kuliko ameze unga akiwa kwako.

Hiyo siku Wife akarudi kwa nyumba mapema, akapata nyumba ilijaribu kugeuzwa maternity ward ikageuka mortuary, kuna damu kwa bedsheets zake inakaa crime scene, watoto wako nje wanalia, bwanake na defender wamejikunja kwa kiti wamepigwa na butwa.

First of all aliwacha house manager akiwa sawa, second hakuwa aware alikuwa na mimba, third house manager ni mtoto wa cousin yake, forth.. Mimba ilikuwa ya bwanake na walikuwa wanakulana under her roof on their matrimonial bed.

Juu ya shock Wife aka faint, akakimbizwa hosy but unfortunately aka experience miscarriage, so arif akabaki stranded, watoi wako home pekee yao, house manager anapelekwa mortuary, yeye na Defender wa kutoa ball walikuwa wameshikwa wanapelekwa ndani for murder...

Hiyo siku ndio arif aligundua Ukipenda anasa kuwa tayari kwa mkasa.

Kuweka mimba ni harusi, kutoa ni matanga. Tafakari hayo!