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27 Oct, 5 tweets, 1 min read
Mudi should rejine as we are deeply disappointed that he could do only this much in the last 6 years!! Today onwards anyone can buy land in J & K!!

▶️CAA
▶️Rera Act
▶️Ram Mandir
▶️3 Cr Homes
▶️9 Cr Toilets
▶️Stable Govt
▶️370 Removal
▶️Triple Talaq
▶️Low Inflation
▶️Transgenders Act
▶️1.8 lakh Km Roads
▶️Motor Vehicles Act
▶️Weaponry for forces
▶️New Education Policy
▶️7 New IITs ,IIMs, IITs
▶️Reduced Corporate tax
▶️PM Kisan for all Farmers
▶️2nd largest Solar Power
▶️2nd largest steel producer
▶️2nd largest mobile manufacturer
▶️4th largest Automotive market
▶️Fugitive Economic Offender Act
▶️Converting post offices into Banks
▶️Reduction in Bank Non-Performing assets
▶️Clearing 2 Lakh crore fuel debt by Congress
▶️Worlds largest healthcare - Ayushman Bharat
▶️Terrorism Drop
▶️15 new AIIMS
▶️35 new Airports
▶️5th Largest GDP Power from the previous 11th
▶️Privatization of failed Business for over 12 years
All in 6 years!

Only this much when that Congress party gave us so much .....like 4 IITs , and 4 IIMs in 70 years, !!!

And a Indira Gandhi, a Rajiv Gandhi....
Copied shamelessly from my friend @ajithasanthosh4's TL!!

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