Donald Trump & Rudy Giuliani accidentally booked the Four Seasons Total Landscaping parking lot (between a dildo store & a crematorium) for a press conference instead of the Four Seasons Hotel.
The world’s press drove out to a parking lot of a landscaping company in Phillidelphia, to hear @RudyGiuliani struggling to be heard over a man in his underpants shouting about George Soros.
With credit to this cartoonist ("Jim P") who's idea and whose high chair I've updated (i.e. shamelessly ripped off!).
“He’s sort of like a pumpkin having a nervous breakdown. You look into #Trump’s eyes and you see the fear and confusion of a man who has just been told he’s got stage-four cervical cancer. He is a super-villain in a world without heroes.” @frankieboyle
Rather than reporting on the 492 Britons who died of #COVID19 ystdy (including a 13 year-old) or the 397 who died the day before or the hundreds who died in the days before that, the media are focussing on the important stories like @JeremyClarkson’s bum! #CovidMemorialDay 1/1/21
“It doesn’t matter if you’re left or right, a Leaver or Remainer, @piersmorgan or @Piers_Corbyn, we all need to take the time to grieve.”