Donald Trump & Rudy Giuliani accidentally booked the Four Seasons Total Landscaping parking lot (between a dildo store & a crematorium) for a press conference instead of the Four Seasons Hotel.
The world’s press drove out to a parking lot of a landscaping company in Phillidelphia, to hear @RudyGiuliani struggling to be heard over a man in his underpants shouting about George Soros.

@_RichardHall describes ystdy’s #fourseasonslandscaping fiasco.
independent.co.uk/news/world/ame… ImageImageImageImage
Four Seasons Total Landscaping is now selling a stickers & tee-shirts that say: “Make America Rake Again” and “Lawn and Order” #fourseasonslandscaping #fourseasonstotallandscaping #FourSeasons
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Peak 2020!

Author of The Handmaid’s Tale, @MargaretAtwood, retweets @MrMichaelSpicer’s piss take of @RudyGiuliani organising @realDonaldTrump’s press conference in the car park of #fourseasonslandscaping next to a porn shop selling half-price dildos!

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7 Nov
LESSON: If you've been grabbing women, Constitutions & basic human rights standards by the pussy for years, the pussy will sometimes fight back!

The fightback against all those behind #Trump & Trumpism - the ones that funded it & the ones that allowed it to happen - starts here.
Read 6 tweets
7 Nov
Dear Mr Trump,

We think that is time for you to put on big boy pants on and accept defeat.

Signed,

The entire f***ing world!
#BigBoyPants #ElectionResults #USElectionResults2020 #USAelection2020 #Election2020
With credit to this cartoonist ("Jim P") who's idea and whose high chair I've updated (i.e. shamelessly ripped off!).
“He’s sort of like a pumpkin having a nervous breakdown. You look into #Trump’s eyes and you see the fear and confusion of a man who has just been told he’s got stage-four cervical cancer. He is a super-villain in a world without heroes.” @frankieboyle
Read 6 tweets
5 Nov
1/. It’s great how people have gone back to making their own entertainment. Poking stuff with a stick is very underrated. #PokeItWithAStick #OnlyPoking
#PokingThingsWithAStick
2/. “I’ll poke it with a stick.”

What could possibly go wrong?” #PokeItWithAStick #OnlyPoking
#PokingThingsWithAStick
3/. “I’m going to give him a little poke...Poke him with a stick.” #PokeItWithAStick #OnlyPoking
#PokingThingsWithAStick
Read 15 tweets
5 Nov
There were 492 new coronavirus deaths in the UK ystdy?

Why isn’t this headline news?

Why aren’t the dead acknowledged?

We must “Give sorrow words. The grief that does not speak whispers o-er wrought heart & bids it break.”

#CovidMemorialDay = 1 January
bylinetimes.com/2020/09/04/cov…
Rather than reporting on the 492 Britons who died of #COVID19 ystdy (including a 13 year-old) or the 397 who died the day before or the hundreds who died in the days before that, the media are focussing on the important stories like @JeremyClarkson’s bum! #CovidMemorialDay 1/1/21
“It doesn’t matter if you’re left or right, a Leaver or Remainer, @piersmorgan or @Piers_Corbyn, we all need to take the time to grieve.”

Six months after the first Briton died of #COVID19 we held UK #CovidMemorialDay

1/1/21 is World Covid Memorial Day
Read 4 tweets
5 Nov
“Stop the count!”

Trump supporters protesting democracy!

Even if authorities DID stop counting - which they won’t - Biden would win BECAUSE HE’S AHEAD!

But logic was never important to Trump & his supporters! #Elections2020
#USElection2020 #USElection
These are not “pro-democracy protesters demonstrating after an election irregularlity"

They’re anti-democracy protesters attempting to derail an election

Fortunately they’re not armed, but we know there militias across the US that Trump put on “standby”.
It’s outrageous that people working on the count require police protection to do their jobs

This footage from Arizona shows police inside a counting centre ready to respond as the crowd outside grows

Disrupting a count is a federal offence #Elections2020
Read 4 tweets
4 Nov
#Trump is currently beating #Biden - “the scrappy guy from Scranton” - in Scranton, Pennsylvania, @JoeBiden’s hometown. Ouch! #Election2020 #ElectionDay #ElectionNight #USAElections2020 #USElection #Trump2020 #Biden2020
“How they laughed at Hitler in 1923 when he marched on a Munich beer hall with his comedic moustache

Many were still laughing in 1932 when the Nazi Party became the biggest in Germany

But the blazing Reichstag & rule by decree in 1933 weren’t so funny anymore.”
(Emerson Warner)
Read 12 tweets

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