1/. It’s great how people have gone back to making their own entertainment. Poking stuff with a stick is very underrated. #PokeItWithAStick #OnlyPoking
#PokingThingsWithAStick
2/. “I’ll poke it with a stick.”

What could possibly go wrong?” #PokeItWithAStick #OnlyPoking
#PokingThingsWithAStick
3/. “I’m going to give him a little poke...Poke him with a stick.” #PokeItWithAStick #OnlyPoking
#PokingThingsWithAStick
4/. “I saw some sort of animal in there. I saw his little teeth. I’m going to poke it. Poke it with this stick.”
#PokingThingsWithAStick #OnlyPoking #PokeItWithAStick
5/. “I saw a snake. So I poked it with a stick.” (@laurenthehough)
#PokingThingsWithAStick #OnlyPoking #PokeItWithAStick
6/. “The season of mellow fruitfulness.” (John Keats)

When doubt, poke it with a stick.
#PokingThingsWithAStick #OnlyPoking #PokeItWithAStick
7/. “Scorpio!!!!”

“If there’s one thing I hate, it’s a bad tempered scorpion.”
#OnlyPoking #PokeItWithAStick
#PokingThingsWithSticks
8/. “Eww...That’s so gross!”

@Snubs poked some tar (natural asphalt) with a stick.

“I was curious how sticky it actually is,” she explained. #OnlyPoking #PokingThingsWithSticks #PokeItWithAStick
9/. Poking a very large snake with a stick...What could go wrong?

The man with the pokey stick in this footage is @Marcellomj #OnlyPoking
#PokingThingsWithSticks
#PokeItWithAStick
10/. “We’re going to need a bigger stick.” @_morgwyn
#PokeItWothAStick #OnlyPoking
#PokingThingsWithSticks
11/. Poking earth star fungus with a stick. (Via @SimonGray14). #PokingThingsWithAStick #OnlyPoking #PokeItWithAStick
12/. Any ideas what this is? Squidgy. Scaley. Sinewy.

Donald Trump’s tail?
Michael Gove’s spine?
#OnlyPoking #PokeItWithAStick #PokingThingsWithASick
13/. Never poke a tiger with a stick Ever.
#OnlyPoking #PokeItWithAStick #PokingThingsWithAStick
When you are being surveilled by a face-recognition camera which is passing your data to the Chinese state, poke it with a stick. #OnlyPoking #PokeItWithAStick #PokingThingsWithAStick #HongKongProtests #HongKong
@HongKongHermit
“Crikey mate! That’s a big bollocks snake...A bloody death adder...He’s an angry one...I'm gonna poke him with a stick.”

You’ve got to love Australians!
#PokeItWithAStick #OnlyPoking #PokingThingsWithSticks @HonkeyKong28

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There were 492 new coronavirus deaths in the UK ystdy?

Why isn’t this headline news?

Why aren’t the dead acknowledged?

We must “Give sorrow words. The grief that does not speak whispers o-er wrought heart & bids it break.”

#CovidMemorialDay = 1 January
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Rather than reporting on the 492 Britons who died of #COVID19 ystdy (including a 13 year-old) or the 397 who died the day before or the hundreds who died in the days before that, the media are focussing on the important stories like @JeremyClarkson’s bum! #CovidMemorialDay 1/1/21
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Six months after the first Briton died of #COVID19 we held UK #CovidMemorialDay

1/1/21 is World Covid Memorial Day
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“Stop the count!”

Trump supporters protesting democracy!

Even if authorities DID stop counting - which they won’t - Biden would win BECAUSE HE’S AHEAD!

But logic was never important to Trump & his supporters! #Elections2020
#USElection2020 #USElection
These are not “pro-democracy protesters demonstrating after an election irregularlity"

They’re anti-democracy protesters attempting to derail an election

Fortunately they’re not armed, but we know there militias across the US that Trump put on “standby”.
It’s outrageous that people working on the count require police protection to do their jobs

This footage from Arizona shows police inside a counting centre ready to respond as the crowd outside grows

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(Emerson Warner)
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Wow!

In the Netherlands, a train has run through the buffers in Spijkenisse, onto an artwork called Whale Tails.

The train driver was taken to hospital for a check-up.
Photographer - Joey Bremer.
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#BREAKING: England to enter second national lockdown for a month from Thursday 5th November

Hear the details from @BorisJohnson here. #CovidUK #Lockdown2 #lockdown #coronavirus #BreakingNews #BorisJohnson
This is terrifying!

#BorisJohnson says even if the NHS had DOUBLE the capacity it still wouldn’t be enough

The NHS has 150,000 beds & with the Nightgale Hospitals there is even greater capacity

Its biggest weakness isn't space, it's staff shortages.
#Lockdown2 #covidbriefing
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"Once an autocrat gets into office, it is very hard to get them out. They will disregard term limits, they will purge the agencies that enforce accountability, they will rewrite the law so that they are no longer breaking it." @sarahkendzior

Sound familiar?
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"The most sophisticated tyrannies are ones that have a showman as their frontman. Clown or blowhard. Jester or villain. The type of showman doesn’t matter. Their audience will love them just the same."
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Across the US, far-right militias are preparing for the #USElection & for post-election civil unrest

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