When it comes down to it (assuming we are not headed for a coup and a civil war), the Democrats have won the White House, picked up at least 2 Senate seats and kept their House majority.
So, why is all the rending of clothes and gnashing of teeth? They did, repeat after me, good!
What they didn't do was knock off Republican incumbents in either deep red states (which TX still is and SC, KS, MT and IA always will be) or bluish/purplish states (ME and NC) in which they had sub-optimal candidates.
Is that really a terrible disappointment?
They have also lost some House seats in districts that had no business electing Democrats in the first place. A huge pro-Trump turnout was no doubt the reason. They failed to flip some state legislatures, for the same reason.
They lost Florida, which, admit it, is a red state.
In other words, they didn't do as well as the polls indicated, and we are mad because, honestly, the polls have never been wrong before, yes?
Settle down already. Trump wreaks havoc on polls. Racism is unpollable. It should have been expected.
Enjoy the W and stop fighting.
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Towards the end of this interview, Biden talks about "amelioration of the immigration situation", which means "letting Soviet Jews go."
Many of them, who owe their current US citizenship to Biden, now curse him for a communist and a senile traitor.
Racism is a hell of a drug.
You can see him searching for the word before saying "amelioration." This is not the stutter. He knew that even uttering the word "Jews" to Soviet media and this implying the USSR's institutionalized anti-semitism would enrage Soviet officials.
But, in the end, diplomacy worked.
Soviet Jews, though, were always Soviet first and everything else last. Unaccustomed to nuanced political discourse, they came to America determined to support whichever party was furthest to the right, and farthest away from socialism. Everything else was Brezhnev, by definition
I was interviewed by the Voice of America's Russian service last night. It was hard to find any other Democratic-voting Russians with any name recognition, I guess. They asked me whether I, as a Democrat, am willing to build bridges and reach across the divide to the other side..
The short version of my reply is "Hell, no." The long one, longer than the airtime allowed, is as follows.
No. No, I am not willing to talk to the other side. I am not willing to understand them. I am not willing to be magnanimous. I sure as fuck won't look for a compromise...
"These folks have sold their souls to the devil", I said, probably scandalizing the interviewer (who was good and professional and tried to ask tough questions, BTW; no qualms here - seriously, props). I want nothing, NOTHING to do with the 70+ million fellow Americans. Nothing..
Whenever I go on a long-ass thread about something, it's usually to expose the stupidity of
a) a political group
b) a sports community
c) all of the above in Russia
Today will be a "C" kind of day.
So, a Russian soccer player is being cancelled for wanking. Are you here for this?
Behold, Artyom Dzyuba, the high-scoring forward of Zenit Saint Petersburg.
What you should know about "high-scoring" in Russia: this means "capable of plowing the pastures of Russian fields between October and May while putting 10-11 balls into the opposing goal, mostly from PKs"
What you should know about Zenit: they are owned by Gazprom, the company that also owns, not necessarily in this order, the powerhouse hockey team SKA, all of Russia's media, several countries in Europe (soon to include Germany) and Vladimir Putin.
The latter is a fan.
Hello. I am a very, very white cop. An extremely white cop. Just look at me. What are the odds I will be mean to a random black person for just being in your white neighborhoods? Like, 100%, right? Trust me, I will punch first, ask for ID later. I am such a white cop.
Trump 2020.
The best quote is by Officer Actual Piggy at the 10-second mark: "If Joe Biden is elected, it is just going to continue."
Where by "it", Officer Lotsa Bacon means "this thing that has been going on on Donald Trump's watch."
To recap.
Officer Sons O'Anarchy: "I have been roughing up black suspects and random black people for a gajillion years here in Asswipe PD. The next time I am giving a black pedestrian a ruptured spleen with a bike chain, I need to know I have the President of the USA on my side"
For the 5th time in a row, and for the 10th time out of the last 13, the Stanley Cup is awarded to a team in white.
Follow Slava for fancy advanced analytics like this.
100% of Russian goaltenders who have won the Stanley Cup as starters were playing for the Tampa Bay Lightning.
This translates to the Vratarski Coefficient of 1.000. #SlavasAdvancedAnalytics
Andrei Vasilevskiy has now set the all-time record for Russian Stanley Cup-winning goalies, with 11 letters in his last name. The previous record, 10 letters, belonged to Nikolai Khabibulin. #SlavasAdvancedAnalytics