When it comes down to it (assuming we are not headed for a coup and a civil war), the Democrats have won the White House, picked up at least 2 Senate seats and kept their House majority.
So, why is all the rending of clothes and gnashing of teeth? They did, repeat after me, good!
What they didn't do was knock off Republican incumbents in either deep red states (which TX still is and SC, KS, MT and IA always will be) or bluish/purplish states (ME and NC) in which they had sub-optimal candidates.
Is that really a terrible disappointment?
They have also lost some House seats in districts that had no business electing Democrats in the first place. A huge pro-Trump turnout was no doubt the reason. They failed to flip some state legislatures, for the same reason.
They lost Florida, which, admit it, is a red state.
In other words, they didn't do as well as the polls indicated, and we are mad because, honestly, the polls have never been wrong before, yes?
Settle down already. Trump wreaks havoc on polls. Racism is unpollable. It should have been expected.
Enjoy the W and stop fighting.

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Many of them, who owe their current US citizenship to Biden, now curse him for a communist and a senile traitor.
Racism is a hell of a drug.
You can see him searching for the word before saying "amelioration." This is not the stutter. He knew that even uttering the word "Jews" to Soviet media and this implying the USSR's institutionalized anti-semitism would enrage Soviet officials.
But, in the end, diplomacy worked.
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No. No, I am not willing to talk to the other side. I am not willing to understand them. I am not willing to be magnanimous. I sure as fuck won't look for a compromise...
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Behold, Artyom Dzyuba, the high-scoring forward of Zenit Saint Petersburg.
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The latter is a fan.
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Trump 2020.
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