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[TJPW 11.20 Shinjuku Live Translation Thread]

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Namba's already on!
The pre-show seems to be starting a bit early today

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We will soon find out if WRESTLE PRINCESS will be topped in less than two weeks...I wouldn't be surprised if that happens

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Miu says KONBANWA good evening; a rare night show for TJPW today.

Miu:
It's a weekday how are you doing?
(so-so clapping)

You seem tired from work; I said HOW ARE YOU DOING?
(louder clapping)

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There seems to be some confusion created by partially updated choreography in the latter part of the song

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Raku:
Ok here we go
Give me your right fists
I see you in the back too; don't slack off
give us a good ei-ei-o

Miu:
Was that how we start the sho?

Raku:
NO
Tokyo Joshi STAAATOOO

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Part 1:

1: 2 on 3 Handicap Match
Nodoka/Aino vs Raku/Neko/Moka

2: 8 woman tag
Kamiyu/Hikari/Mahiro/Pom vs Mizuki/Miu/Nao/Mirai

3: Tag
Sakisama/X vs Suzume/Sena

4: Survival 5 way
Yuka/Miyu/Rika/Shoko/Itoh

Part 2:
Sasadango vs Hyper Misao

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Oh fuck the ENTIRE section after piss break is dedicated to Dango vs Misao...they're gonna put on an opera aren't they

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This swinging of Neko by the Bakuretsu Sisters happens regardless of which team Neko is on

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Nodoka:
Oyasumi nasai pin fall!

Aino:
No it's only cute when Raku does it

Raku:
*chops Nodoka out
Aino-san would you like to join us?

Aino:
YAAAY
*gets chopped out by Raku

Raku:
Good Night Express!

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I didn't expect Hikari to look this ecstatic entering to Old McDonald, but perhaps she always wanted to

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I would be perfectly fine if the Red Corner just became a faction today; the chemistry is off the charts

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Every time Mizuki runs to the ropes now, she creates that "OH WHIRLING CANDY?" suspense

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Miu double-body slamming Mahiro and Kamiyu WITH EASE she just gets stronger and stronger

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Here we go it's X time

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Hey it's Martha!
She came back with Sakisama?

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Sakisama:
Good evening everyone.
Martha thanks for coming today, even though you don't have a match.

You wanna know who X is right?
HERE WE GO

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HOOOOOLY
FUUUUUUCK

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X is Mei Saint-Michel !!

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Sakisama:
One day I was walking in the woods playing a flute, and she started following me around, so I took her in and had Martha train her as a maid.

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MSM:
Hello everyone I am Mei Saint-Michel.
Sakisama, are these two our opponents today?
C'EST PAS BON! This is awful!

Sakisama:
Wonderful debut speech!
Why don't we beat them up now?

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MSM coming in hot with a victory on her Japan debut!

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Sakisama:
Mei-san, wonderful!
I thought you were a total klutz at first, but Martha seems to have trained you well!
Hey when's our next match?

Namba:
12.6 Narimasu

Sakisama:
Perfect the rest of our November is all booked with chestnut picking anyways

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Survival 5WAY Match rules:
- 5 fight simultaneously
- pinfall/submission/OTR eliminations
- last wrestler remaining wins match

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Magic, Dragons, Kaijus, Killers, and the Cutest in the World

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Itoh:
Listen up!
I'm the cutest in the world, so I will wait for you to fight and decide the single one that is worthy of fighting me!
Do your best! Go!

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I love that Miyu/Yuka/Shoko/Rika all fire up Antonio Honda-style

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Do we have a Guiness World Record judge in the building Itoh just DDT'd four wresters at once (and got eliminated shortly thereafter)

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Miyu's eliminated with the MarumeComians!
Haven't seen the move in forever!

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Shoko's parkour training definitely paying off!
(Follow her on IG her training videos are amazing)

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Rika eliminates Yuka and pins Shoko for the win!

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Rika:
Yuka, I have something to tell you.
Please come out.

Yuka:
HOW DARE YOU ELIMINATE ME

Rika:
We debuted together, actually joined as trainees together.
But you're the champ now.
Yuka/Miyu/Shoko are the faces of TJPW; Itoh's popular too overseas

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Rika:
FUCK ALL OF THAT!
I was thrown in the ring with all these monsters and I SURVIVED!

I'm going to win that belt and turn everything around!
Let me challenge!!

Yuka:
sure

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Yuka:
We've been here for a long time, and everything that happened along the way lead us to where we are.

I didn't knew you were bearing that kind of grudge, but it actually makes it easier to fight you.
Let's have the match, but I can't let you beat me

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Yuka:
As for the venue, Shinkiba is our special venue between the two of us, but the timing is right for a Championship match at ... Korakuen Hall on Jan. 4!

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Piss break

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Alright get back in your seats; Section 2 of the show is about to begin

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I'll give up my wrists and life for this match if I have to; send love

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Kicking off with an announcement by Misao to the fans and press, before the match

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Misao:
I debuted in 2015, and was on a constant search for what wrestling has to offer.
There was a lot of surprise and moving emotions, everything made me happy.

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Misao:
TDC happened 2 weeks ago; it was everything we had hoped for.
A lot of things you cannot understand until you see it in person.
Wrestling is a journey, and journeys are life.
I feel that this is the right moment, post-TDC, to retire.

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Misao:
Therefore, today, I want to face the wrestler I respect and have wanted to face for the longest time.
The opponent of my retirement match is...

Super Sasadango Machine!!

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Dango:
It's almost the first time meeting you, so TBH it's a bit much to be your retirement opponent.

There's a lot to digest here, but yes I did come up with the ideal stipulation for your retirement match...as described by my Powerpoint!

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"On retirements of wrestlers younger than you"

Hyper Misao is a mysterious mask woman.
BTW her surname is Kojima, and she's 30.
What she calls Gotham City is Kashima-city of Ibaraki prefecture.

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She is beautiful, smart, strong, wise, and an independent woman.
Apparently she placed third in Miss Wrestle Universe Japan a few years back.

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What I have prepared for her is "Yamelorette JAPAN" (or Retirelorette").

Wrestlers will compete in multiple stages to see who is the most ideal as the retirement opponent of Misao, much like but completely unrelated to the Bachelorette show

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Red Carpet:
6 wrestlers will each enter as if they're on limos, and meet the Yamelorette.
This is an important moment to make a first good impression, so wrestlers will do moves, cut promos, etc.

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Date:
Each wrestler will present their haiku poem themed around Misao's retirement, and Misao will rank them

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Streamer Ceremony:
Misao will choose one retirement opponent and give her green "retirement tape" (streamers)

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Final Episode: Retirement singles match.

Shota, who is in charge of almost all random duties at shows, will be MCing the show

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Misao:
Let's enjoy!
Let's retire!

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Miyu:
I feel I am suited best for you one and only retire match opponent.
I brought you some fish roe from my home town; I did the entire process; fished the fish myself.
Here have some!

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Shoko (tokusatsu sommeliere):
We were team mates; I wanted to do more together!

Here, have this limited edition metallic green Mecha Godzilla.
If you choose me we will have a Big Kaiju War Retirement Match!

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Miu (Nightmare Artist) (In charge of the Nightmare in Daydream):

This artwork is still uncolored.
I want to have a match with you, know you more, and fill in the colors to complete the drawing.

Misao:
YOU'RE SPECIAL

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Rika (punk rock organizer):
*slaps her in face
WTF!
WTF is Yamelorette in the first place!

You decide everything on your own, which is not good!
I won't let you retire!
I'm gonna make you change your goddamn mind in the match!
CHOOSE ME!

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Shota:
Rika you didn't bring a gift?

Rika:
THE SLAP

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Bakuretsu Sisters (singer-song-food-coordinator, eats rice with fried rice):

We have a song for you; BAKURETSU POWER

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Dango:
You know, I have to tell you about my past.

...I've retired once too.

I caused problems for lot of people, and hurt a lot of fans, and I came back ashamed, wearing a hood.
It was insincere to my retirement opponent.

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Dango:
I'm not sure if I deserve to be your opponent...

Misao:
Thank you for being honest.
I don't know your full story, so you might have been entirely insincere, but you learned a lot in that experience.

Dango:
Thank you (weeps)

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Shota:
So?

Misao:
I'm not completely sure, but I have made my mind of saying bye to some people.

Shota:
We're short on time, so we're not going to gradually cut down.
We'll have you decide one person at the ed.

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Shota:
The Haiku Poetry Ceremony is a Love Vibes Expression where you read and critique each other's Haiku poems.

Misao:
This will be a major factor in deciding the person.

Shota:
The theme is "Misao's retirement"

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Misao has pre-ranked the Haikus; we're starting at the bottom.

(Miyu)
The Miracle Skull Kick that stops Misao's Retirement

Misao:
She didn't even follow the form so technically she's DQed, but I felt kind today.

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5th: Miu
Miu feels I don't want Misao to retire yet, I need more of Misao-san

Misao:
This one's as bad as Miyu's, but at least she tried to follow the 5-7-5-7-7 form. Feels like she just stuffed characters into boxes though.

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4th: Bakuretsu
Pro-wrestling Hold me Tight TPW dreaming' night HyPaMi Stiley

Misao:
It was artistic, I'll give them that much.
I have no clue what it means though.

Bakuretsu:
It's from your favorite rap song!

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Misao:
I totally didn't notice, and it has NOTHING to do with my retirement.

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3rd: Shoko
I trust you Hero., At least just today, burn your BRAVE just for yourself!

Misao:
It's good how she used the hero theme, but the last bit totally turned me off.

Shoko:
But that's the promo of my favorite sentai...

Shota:
Thank you please sit

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The last two Haikus will both be revealed, and then Misao will say which won.

Dango:
You can Always Come back From Retirement.
Once in your real face, once under a hood.

Misao:
WONDERFUL

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Rika:
Even in hell, I embraced even the pain.
If you wanna end it, I will start it all over for you.

Misao:
We've been trough a lot, this encompasses a lot of feelings.
Sorry (about to cry)

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Rika is Hyper Misao's opponent for her Retirement match!

Dango:
I was moved by Rika's poem; it was wonderful.
I hope you have an awesome match.
Misao, thank you very much for the 2 months that I knew you.

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Misao:
Hello Big Children!
It's Hyper Misao, protecting love and peace in TJPW!

SO, sorry I surprised you with my retirement announcement, but my mind is made.
Imma leave everything out here, so enjoy my last match!

Ring the b (gets jumped by Rika)

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All the wrestlers have come out from the back to watch the match

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THE FIST BUMP

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Misao:
TBH, I was just gonna leave with no explanation, but I am uncool so I cannot do that.
Give me a moment here.

You might have thought this is one of those dumb shit Hyper Misao moments, but I've been retiring for a whole year.

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Misao:
I was 25 in 2015 when I debuted, rather late for TJPW.
Late, but with nothing to prove for, like a career in sports or as an idol.

All I could do was work hard, hide my MCL tear...which resulted in damaging my meniscus too, getting sidelined.

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Misao:
Funny though, I've never wanted to quit due to the physical pain.
I just felt, more and more, that I wasn't necessary for TJPW.
I was not athletic, I wasn't cute like an idol.
I felt I was drawing the promotion back.

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Misao:
But I loved this promotion.
Some may not like my style, some may not want me in TJPW.
I had stayed on for selfish reasons, but last year was when I felt it was about time to call it off.
I was going to live 2020 to the fullest before going.

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Misao:
I wanted to meet fans at merch in 2020 because I had turned away from the fans in 2019.

But as you know,
COVID hit.
Florida got cancelled.
Korakuen got cancelled.
We couldn't travel out of Tokyo.

My plans to say goodbye to everyone fell apart.

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Misao:
I became unstable, not knowing what to do, but I felt I would be ready to say goodbye after TDC.

And then the match against Sakai-san was booked.
I saw Hiragana Muscle 3-II, which gave me hope, that it was okay to believe in my style of wrestling.

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Misao:
So Sakai-san, who I respect so much, produced this match for me today, and I thought I would be totally fulfilled after the match, having worked with Sakai-san and all my TJPW friends.

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Misao:
I lost today.
It hurt a lot.

But I still love wrestling.
I love TJPW.
Thank you all for giving me this moment today everyone.

Dango can you come out

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Misao:
Thank you for coming out from Niigata for this match when you have no relationship whatsoever to TJPW.

BUT... I just can't do it.
I cannot quit yet.
I quit quitting!
Sorry I'm not retiring!

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Misao:
There is one other thing I wanted to announce after I made my retirement announcement.

I WAS GOING TO PROPOSE MARRIAGE TO THE PERSON I LOVE.

Please get in the ring!
(wrestlers SCREAM)

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It's Utashiro-san, from the DDT Press Team!

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Misao:
You proposed to me a long time ago, but I asked you to wait until I was done and satisfied with wrestling.

I was going to accept today after I retire, BUT I CAN'T QUIT WRESTLING.
I can't choose between you and wrestling!

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Misao:
I know that if I don't choose one I might lose both, but I don't want to feel that I lost one because I chose the other.

For me, dreams are something you chase without having to lose anything.

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Dango:

how dare you!
That totally goes against the Yamelorette concept!
Besides, taking back your retirement shall be met by death!

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Utashiro:
(attacks Dango)

SHUT UP!!

Misao, as for my answer, I HAVE ALREADY POSTED A PRESS RELEASE ON THE OFFICIAL WEBSITE

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Website:

Misao will marry a non-wrestler and take back her retirement indefinitely until love and peace return to the world.
She will keep wrestling as TJPW's first ever married wrestler

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Utashiro:
Let me say it once again from my own mouth.
Misao, please marry me

Misao:
Yes

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Misao:
Sorry wrestlers and big children for surprising you.
I'm very surprised too.

I said I'd retire,
I said I'll take it back,
and I said I'll get married,
all in the course of an hour.

Dunno what to say rn, but I WANT EVERYTHING

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Misao:
Hyper Misao's gonna be greedy when it comes to dreams.
You should live that way too.

You don't need to cheer me, but you won't be able to get rid of me anytime soon!

Now is the time to become a HERO!

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I don't know if it's airing but Namba is BAWLING right now she can barely make the announcements

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