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21 Nov, 5 tweets, 1 min read
Guys.

The guys at house 147 ordered at about 2pm lunch and a mzinga, but it was delivered to house number 47.

Imagine watu wa 47 wamesema walidhani wametumiwa care package with an 'anonymous' person.

Wamemaliza chakula yiote, na mzinga ishafunguliwa.

Leo ni leo. Kitaeleweka.
The guys at 47 have offered to cook for 147.

147 guys are maaaad. Naskia kuwafungulia paybill gofundme aki.
The guys at 147 are crying because hiyo food walikuwa wamechangisha.

Now they want either their money ama watu wa 47 wazae hiyo delivery pap.

Wanaongea na machungu aki.

😭😭😭
But watu wa 47 hawana tabia, na hawana huruma.

Gosh.

Watu watatu (One boy two girls) wamemaliza chakula ya watu wasita?

What in the gengetone hunger was that?
😭😭😭

Imepatikana Number 47 have not paid service charge for more than one year.

It is on.

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