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16 Dec, 5 tweets, 1 min read
I have questions.
I stressed myself to get NIN from NIMC in 2015, it wasn’t until 2018 I got called for the permanent card.

Guess what. Card expires in 2020.
Sorry, you want me to go through that stress again?
It’s you people’s identity that will expire.
Now yesterday...
I spent half my day at the MTN store waiting time get a sim upgrade, having been busy the whole year.
Just when it got to me... we were told that NCC had stopped the process.

Now, we are hearing we have until 30th December to upgrade our sim with NIN or get blocked.
Block heads.
How is it that in a world were everyone is innovatively progressing, our country is taking huge steps backward.

Why not automate the NIN and SIM upgrade process (Self service!). Why bring people together in a pandemic, during the holidays with a threat hanging above their heads.
How many times will we upgrade our sims in this life.
What are you people looking for?
I am so pained cos the worst thing anyone can do is waste my precious time.

If you’re lacking creativity, then hire working brains.
Everyday new means of ID yet you can’t identify Boko Haram.
I’m just pissed. So pissed.
In case I’m offline. MTN blocked my line in collaboration with NCC cos I went to their office in a pandemic to get my sim upgraded and they said their network is jammed. NCC halted the process to make an announcement “Upgrade now or never”.
COVIDIOTS.

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10 Oct
10 PROTEST SAFETY TIPS:
1) Be healthy. If you’re sick in any form... please stay home and support remotely! We are powerful in our diversity!

2) WHAT TO BRING:
- A back pack: Not hand bag
- Water!
- Face Mask/ Bandana: Plus Facetowels
- Snacks
- A hat and/ Sun glasses
#EndSARS👇🏽
- Protest Signs: BOLD WRITINGS
- Plain clothing: Dark colours preferably... unless you have a colour code.
- Change of clothes: in your backpack. Anything for happen!
- Good comfortable walking shoes: Sneakers/Boots for long distances.
- Hand Sanitizer: Eg: 2sure gel
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- An ID: Any Govt, school or work ID. And contact cards of people you know
- Your Phone: Preferably a secondary or burner phone. Cos phones get missing. Avoid making unnecessary calls too.
- Power Bank
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EXTRAS👇🏽
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11 Sep
Why does Semen Leak out after intercourse?

1) The Law of gravity: Whatever goes up...😉

2) It’s fluid he ejaculated, not air or solids 😃

3) All it takes is agile sperm cells to swim up for fertilization. The fluid is just a medium.

So sis, bring your leg down🤗
You’re good.
A lot of women, especially those looking to conceive have been led to believe you need to prop your leg up a wall to let the semen ‘enter’ your womb.

Unless, you’re doing this for the fun of it... it hasn’t actually been shown to contribute to your fertility chances.
After ejaculation,
Some of the sperm will remain in the back of the vagina (the posterior fornix). An even smaller amount makes its way up through the cervix, into the uterus and down the fallopian tubes. Sperm (cell) travels quickly, so within minutes, it’s enroute fallopian.
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4 Sep
It’s ok to teach your daughters to be chaste, teach your sons too.

‘Sexual purity’ is not for a particular gender.

“Obi, No go give woman belle o👂🏼”, is not sex education.

Who will Obi sleep with? If she says no?
Sex Ed, is balanced, lays out options and gives room for choice.
I acknowledge that many persons have different moral and religious codes.

If yours is sexual purity... please teach across gender. Boys growing up to think, the only sin/crime is “Do not impregnate”, is lopsided.

It doesn’t teach them consent, justice, respect & responsibility.
Don’t also forget that it is mostly your daughters they will meet if they are heterosexual.
How empowered are our daughters to refuse them? If they don’t fall to their sweet words, they may fall to their fists.

Teach them to respect girls and to seek consent. Teach girls same.
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25 Aug
BENEFITS OF EARLY ANTENATAL CARE.

No matter how many babies you have had, you’re always a New mum with each pregnancy.

See-Finish doesn’t apply to pregnancy and ANC.
No two pregnancies are the same!

Late ANC Booking visit could be the death of Mom and Baby😰.
How?
Thread!👇🏽RT
A lot of persons don’t see the need to book early ANC or even book at all.
To some, it’s a waste of time or money or for old timers😉... “Been here, know the drill” (See finish).

See guys, the thing is...
No two pregnancies are the same from the same woman or different.
A woman could be fine in her first pregnancy and in a subsequent pregnancy may have contracted HIV, Hepatitis B or Syphilis.

Another woman in her 3rd of 4th pregnancy might have become hypertensive or Diabetic or Anaemic without knowing.

Miscarriage nko? Could be Rhesus issues.
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12 Aug
Dear mums,
I know you want to SNAP BACK immediately after birth...

Biceps ain’t built in a week right?
The Uterus is a muscle too.
It will need time to contract and return to it’s former size.

Don’t let what others post pressure you.
Not all that Snap📸, really ‘snapped back’.
Don’t be roped into taking slimming teas and herbs in order to look like what you see on social media.

I’d advice you focus on eating right and feeding your baby adequately.

Some persons are graced with the genes to snap back faster. Some have to work for it.

However...
There are exercises and diet plans that can help you achieve the post Partum body of your dreams with time and healthily too.

These exercises most times start during the pregnancy period through lactation.

You can shed your baby weight without compromising your health.
Yes👇🏽
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ABOUT CONVULSION:
When you put a spoon or any object in a child’s mouth, it can cause the tongue to fall back and block the airway- Suffocation.

It can dislodge a tooth, child inhales it - choking.

Oil in their mouth? can enter the lungs- Aspiration.

All UNNECESSARY and DEADLY
The truth is, convulsion alone cannot kill the child.
It’s mostly complications from it that can, most of these complications arise from well intended harmful first aid practices that our parents of old have been practicing.

BUT IT HAS BEEN WORKING?
No. They have just been lucky
For everyone who you mention, it worked for, I can mention 2 who luck ran out on.

The thing about seizures is that, they eventually stop on their own. So whether you intervene or not, it’d still stop.

The fear is brain injury from prolonged and frequent seizures.
So...
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