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21 Dec, 5 tweets, 2 min read
One of the only fun things about the last few months has been watching the bubble which contains the parallel cartoon universe of Soros plots & deep state conspiracies which tens of millions live in among us pop every time it touches the actual one we're all stuck in together
I mean, the pandemic has absolutely proven that the concept of shared objective knowable truth based on sources and methods we can all agree on is dead and that it will almost certainly take us all with it soon enough but you gotta take the laughs where you find them
No doubt most of the people responsible for this fact-free garbage about "illegal votes" and a vast conspiracy which somehow includes Republican governors and secretaries of state are doing it all in the worst possible faith, & that is so weird to me. I just can't even imagine
For as morally opposed as I am to corporations suing people into submission, every rule needs an exception

Anyone who has watched as much CSPAN as I have can tell you that House Rs during the Trump era have invented an entirely new brand of wanton, venal, bad faith pigfuckery, but I guess no one ever told Clay you're not supposed to *marry* the pig afterward

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10 Dec
Just got around to reading the House #cannabis bill and actually stopped breathing for a few seconds when I saw this subtitle. This one sentence could change millions of lives by reuniting families separated by deportation and arbitrary inadmissibility.

#MOREact Image
Some of the worst things I've seen happen to my clients have been over the kinds of transactions that John Boehner is now overseeing in a suit.

It was always a moral abomination that ppl were deported and/or denied a visa over this, but never like now

nymag.com/intelligencer/…
The retroactivity here means not just expungement (also in here for federal cases), but fully removing cannabis offenses from any possibility of immigration consequences. This likely would have been inevitable with descheduling it, but it's genuinely thrilling to see it in print Image
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Matt Cameron Profile picture
10 Dec
Do not stop reading this tweet until you've read the text below, and do not finish your day until five people around you know this

#AbolishICE
This devastating report from @DetentionWatch is the starkest example I've ever seen of how white supremacy so often harms white people directly. Take some time to read it today if you can.

detentionwatchnetwork.org/sites/default/…
There are 221 ICE detention facilities, and most of them are not in dense urban areas. ICE's homicidal insistence on arresting and detaining people for civil administrative offenses in the middle of a deadly global pandemic is the only explanation for this deadly fact.
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Matt Cameron Profile picture
8 Dec
1/ There are 58 immigration courts in the United States.

In the past seven days, one out of every five of them--including my own here in Boston--has been exposed to #covid19.

We can't keep doing this. Please stop making us do this.
2/ Accidentally posted Chicago twice up there, but there were a total of 11 of these #immigrationcourt exposures this week alone--just as the second wave is cresting.
3/ I haven't physically appeared in #immigrationcourt for weeks, & only then bc I felt it necessary for effective representation in a tough case.

My partner has serious pre-existing lung issues. Many asylum cases are life-and-death.

This is not a choice I should have to make
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Matt Cameron Profile picture
3 Dec
TODAY IN "WHAT PART OF 'LEGAL IMMIGRATION' DON'T YOU UNDERSTAND?"

More than 1 million ppl in the US with #TPS are now in a status so unclear that I have to provide lengthy letters simply to explain that it doesn't actually expire next month. USCIS is letting confusion reign here
And here in its entirety is everything that USCIS has provided to the public to "explain" the current status of #TPS for El Salvador, Haiti, and certain other countries. This is literally all that's keeping them from losing jobs, licenses, unemployment, etc during a pandemic.
Imagine walking into HR, the DMV, or the unemployment office with a card which expires next month & the page below to try to explain that you are actually in lawful immigration status well past Jan. You'd be very fortunate to find anyone who'd read past the first few sentences
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Matt Cameron Profile picture
2 Dec
this is the future "conservatives" want
The army of broken Trump toys is pushing this fashy nonsense pretty hard rn, but the rest of them are more than happy to let this all play out and see where it goes
"if"
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2 Dec
Classic USCIS logic:

1) Govt fails to notify client of deportation order
2) Client learns of order 20 yrs later
3) Client discloses order in residency app & sworn statements confirming no prior knowledge
4) USCIS denies residency for "lying" re: deportation order she disclosed
this is an extremely abbreviated procedural history of a somewhat tortured case, but I promise you that really is the whole thing
there was no point at which she was aware of the order in which she even had an *opportunity* to lie and it would have made absolutely no sense to do that anyway. As I always tell my clients, any govt which can find a guy in Yemen w/a drone can figure out your immigration history
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