Thread by @sillygooseberry

Today on "ADHD or Fae": All of my crochet hooks are in the bathroom except one, which is in the pantry. #why #adhdtwitter #fae #WHYNOT #adhdorfae #boyfriend #mentalhealth #crochet #craft #witchcraft

Next on "ADHD or Fae": I used my car keys to move our boxes over here, but somehow my keys are in the bottom of this packed box. #how #adhdtwitter #adhd #adhdproblems #fae #moving #boyfriend #fairies

Next on "ADHD or Fae": We own 10 nail clippers. I certainly didn't buy them. No one knows how they got here. #adhdtwitter #adhd #fae #boyfriend #adhdorfae

Next on "ADHD or Fae": Was the closet light on when I came in here? I could swear it wasn't. #adhd #adhdtwitter #fae #witchcraft

Again on "ADHD or Fae": Where the fuck did all the nail clippers go? We had ten of them! #adhdtwitter #adhd #adhdorfae #boyfriend #mentalhealth

Next on "ADHD or Fae": When the house is clean, no one can find figuratively anything. When your partner's left a trail of chaos in his wake, it seems he can pick literally anything from thin air. #adhdtwitter #how #boyfriend #ADHD

Next on ADHD or Fae: You search high and low for your large, hard to miss headphones. Your boyfriend takes one step into the bedroom and find them in the middle of the empty bed, the bed you made while looking for the headphones, sitting on top of the blankets. #ADHD #boyfriend

Next on ADHD of Fae: Your boyfriend isn't allowed to touch your good sewing scissors. You have witnessed things seemingly disappear out of his very hand the moment he stops looking at them. #adhdtwitter #ADHD #boyfriend #mentalhealth

Next on "ADHD or Fae": Your boyfriend is carrying around a potato. You ask him why. He says he needs it for something and eventually he will remember. #adhdtwitter #ADHD #boyfriend

Next on "ADHD or Fae": Your boyfriend is completely unaware of how much time is in a given unit of time. He seems to think five minutes can stretch to hold a day of tasks and he seems to lose days in a single task. I'm just saying. #adhdtwitter #ADHD #FAE

Next on ADHD or Fae: Your boyfriend says the food keeps going bad because he "forgets it's there" or "forgets to eat". It's definitely not because he can't eat mortal food. #ADHD #adhdtwitter #boyfriend