तथाकथित सामाजिक लोगों की अजीब अपेक्षाएं:

1. डॉन चाहिए जो दाऊद का मुकाबला कर सके। बस वसूली न करता हो, प्लाट न कब्जाता हो और हाँ, शुद्ध शाकाहारी भी हो! 1/4
2. बॉलीवुड पर कब्जा चाहिए, बस कब्जा करने वाली छोटे कपड़े न पहने, पार्टी में न जाये, लड़के न घुमाए, रंग जगत टाइप कॉन्ट्रोवर्सी न हो, फुल साड़ी पहन कर रामायण और महाभारत पर ही काम करे और हाँ, शुद्ध शाकाहारी होनी चैये भईया! 2/4
3. व्यापार पे कब्जा चाहिए, बस व्यापारी एको रुपया न कमाए, पुरानी 800 में घूमें, टाट बोरी के मकान में रहे, हमारी औलाद को नौकरी जरूर दे,और देखिये शाकाहारी होना तो जरूरी हैएये है... 3/4
4. देश पे कब्जा चाहिए, लेकिन प्रधानमंत्री स्वमूत्र पिये, फटा कपड़ा पहने, कोई काम करने से पहले इनको फोन लगा के पूछे, एकादशी पूर्णिमा नवरात्रि व्रत रखे, कावड़ यात्रा जाए, मैय्या बापू की सेवा में दिन दिन खपा दे और हां शाकाहारी तो होना ही चैये ना मितरों? 4/4

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