Haa amana kana ndakambopinda muma weird situation, today takes the crown ah π
Thread π
Thread π
So kuma 2 i met my friend with his wife and kid in town. Sevanhu vakapedzsira kuonana kare i said why not help run their errands. Had finished mine.
Coincidentally I was wearing zvanga zvichi matcher nezve wife yake. My nigga atoseka akati you looking like twins chii chii
Coincidentally I was wearing zvanga zvichi matcher nezve wife yake. My nigga atoseka akati you looking like twins chii chii
Shit got weird takufamba, pazotanga kunaya ma "nice family mudhara" comments
Pana money changer angoti "ka family kakarongeka ako tsano, ingotizai shurugwi ramunaro iro" apa achireva muridzi wemukadzi π
My guy just laughed but I noticed kakufizuka kaaita
Pana money changer angoti "ka family kakarongeka ako tsano, ingotizai shurugwi ramunaro iro" apa achireva muridzi wemukadzi π
My guy just laughed but I noticed kakufizuka kaaita
Tapinda mu shop, he goes on to look for items, ini ndasara nemwana I'm paying for my vodka.
Ka babe kari pa till kakuti "ah mwana akanaka mai vake varipi, i said avo varikuuya"
My nigga arrives nemkadzi wake, ka babe kaya kwakuti "ah akafanana nemi baba vacho kudarika mai" π
Ka babe kari pa till kakuti "ah mwana akanaka mai vake varipi, i said avo varikuuya"
My nigga arrives nemkadzi wake, ka babe kaya kwakuti "ah akafanana nemi baba vacho kudarika mai" π
Ziso raapihwa nemufesi wangu uyu maihwe ππ
Wife yake ndoyazo explainer ikaunza clarity
Iko katoona kuti kabhaiza bvakazama ku cover cover.
Mfes wangu azongoita kamwana keku looter mumaoko angu ndakavarairwa. Handina kumbobvunza kuti how far
Wife yake ndoyazo explainer ikaunza clarity
Iko katoona kuti kabhaiza bvakazama ku cover cover.
Mfes wangu azongoita kamwana keku looter mumaoko angu ndakavarairwa. Handina kumbobvunza kuti how far
The kid started crying zviri so loud zvekutovharira. It was so bad
Mamwe madzimai abva atanga kutoti ko nhai mwana mamuita sei chii chii, and the wife kwakutopindura kuti haa no anowanzonyarara baba vacho vakamubata
Mamwe madzimai abva atanga kutoti ko nhai mwana mamuita sei chii chii, and the wife kwakutopindura kuti haa no anowanzonyarara baba vacho vakamubata
Ndopandati ah rega ndikabate 2 minutes mfes angowana kubhadhara pa till
Ka mwana kabva kanyarara kuti ziiiiii kwakutotanga kusekerera π
Mdara paita zi awkward silence π
Mfes wangu abva akwira temperature . Dai aiswa ka infrared thermometer at that time kaiputika π
Ka mwana kabva kanyarara kuti ziiiiii kwakutotanga kusekerera π
Mdara paita zi awkward silence π
Mfes wangu abva akwira temperature . Dai aiswa ka infrared thermometer at that time kaiputika π
Hameno ka babe kepa till kazokanganwawo ku includer plastic bag, maihwe katukwa. Ndokapedzerwa shungu π
Mdara kaudzwa nezvema large nema small intestines kusvika manager auya kuzo resolver situation.
Atozoripihwa mahara paper bag
Mdara kaudzwa nezvema large nema small intestines kusvika manager auya kuzo resolver situation.
Atozoripihwa mahara paper bag
Inini ndandamira pa exit. Couldn't let the kid see his dad embarrassing himself. Mwana aizokura asina respect naye π
From there dzabva dzati handei ku kombi
Man didn't want to talk to anyone. Anga achifamba kunge Terminator achingodhuma vanhu
The wife was just trailing behind
From there dzabva dzati handei ku kombi
Man didn't want to talk to anyone. Anga achifamba kunge Terminator achingodhuma vanhu
The wife was just trailing behind
Ndandavadzorera mwana because eh π
Tasvika pa kombi, tinogara ka same hood chii chii, zvikanzi na hwindi blaz nechimoko nemwana pindai zi first born renyu iri riuye pakadoma
Mdara mbama yapotsa hwindi ipapo ka π dai yamubata aifirapo. Kuti fii π
Tasvika pa kombi, tinogara ka same hood chii chii, zvikanzi na hwindi blaz nechimoko nemwana pindai zi first born renyu iri riuye pakadoma
Mdara mbama yapotsa hwindi ipapo ka π dai yamubata aifirapo. Kuti fii π
Fearing more comments, ndangotanga kubata bata homwe ndikazonyepa nyepa kuti ndakanganwa kutenga mask nyowani chii chii kuti ndiwane mabviro pavari because yanga yangove violence yega yega dzakungo popota popota mukombi
I headed back ndikambonotenga tuma eats zvanguπ
I headed back ndikambonotenga tuma eats zvanguπ
On my way home right now. Ndadzifonera kuti ndinzwe kuti afamba bho here but hadzisi kudaira
Dai tikasasangana kumarainiππ
Dai tikasasangana kumarainiππ
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