The only show with the courage to rip the lid off Austin's #1 problem: volcanic eruptions
https://twitter.com/911LoneStar/status/1351152362027683848
It's an utterly absurd show written by people who have never been east of the 5, and I kinda enjoy it
Austin: come for the vast sandy desert and Bro Country line dancing clubs, stay for the volcanic eruptions and exploding fertilizer plants
They should do a "9-1-1: Toronto" spinoff with hundreds of casualties from beaver attacks and exploding poutine storage tanks
Little known fact: the quickest route to any 5-alarm Austin disaster scene is via Congress Avenue
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