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19 Jan, 4 tweets, 1 min read
Vol fans can now use the bags as headgear
Coach Costanza releases statement
instead of coach search maybe they should start a groundskeeper search
*Just to be clear, I think "amateurism" is a sham and NCAA rules should allow schools to pay athletes. But by check, not with happy meal bags full of cash

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Really, and I'm not kidding, absolutely no one:

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