1/ The chances of having your cryptocurrency wallet hacked as an analogue of catching a sexually transmitted disease (STD)
From the worst to the safest
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From the worst to the safest
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2/ Having a centralised exchange account with email and password, no two-factor. Not using password manager, reusing the password across websites
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Having an orgy on a student party boat and being so drunk that you do not remember what happened, with whom or what
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Having an orgy on a student party boat and being so drunk that you do not remember what happened, with whom or what
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3/ Running MetaMask or Electrum on Windows laptop
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Randomly shagging a random person in the restroom of a bar in the questionable part of the town
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Randomly shagging a random person in the restroom of a bar in the questionable part of the town
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4/ Running MetaMask or Electrum on macOS laptop
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One night stand from a karaoke bar, the better part of the town
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One night stand from a karaoke bar, the better part of the town
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5/ Running MetaMask on a macOS laptop, different user account
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Friends with benefits
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Friends with benefits
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6/ Running MetaMask on a macOS laptop, on a different user account and signing transactions with a hardware wallet (Ledger/Trezor)
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Friends with benefits, using a condom
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Friends with benefits, using a condom
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7/ Multisignature wallet like Gnosis Safe
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A stable relationship with your spouse.
(You also do not get sex very often)
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A stable relationship with your spouse.
(You also do not get sex very often)
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8/ A multisignature wallet where all participants have an air-gapped computer to sign the transaction
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Masturbating alone once a month in the front of the TV, making sure there are at least three meters to the TV.
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Masturbating alone once a month in the front of the TV, making sure there are at least three meters to the TV.
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