Imran , a Pakistani citizen aged 72, is visiting London for the first time. He decides to skip the afternoon tour and explore the city on his own.
He saunters around, seeing the sights, and occasionally stopping at a quaint pub to soak up the local culture, chat with the lads, and have a pint of Guinness.
After a while, he finds himself in a very high-class neighbourhood.
Big, stately residences ... no pubs, no stores, no restaurants, and worst of all ... no public toilets.
He really, really has to go, after all those Guinness beers and all that trouble with his prostate.
Imran finds a narrow side street with high walls surrounding the adjacent buildings and decides to use the wall to solve his problem.
As he is unzipping, he is tapped on the shoulder by a London bobby who says, "I say, sir, you simply cannot do that here, you know."
"I'm very sorry, officer," replies Imran, "but I really, really HAVE TO GO, and I just can't find a public toilet."
"Ah, yes," said the bobby, "Just follow me."
He leads him to a back delivery alley, then along a wall to a gate, which he opens. "In there," points the bobby.
"Whiz away, anywhere you want."
Imran enters and finds himself in the most beautiful garden he has ever seen. There are manicured lawns, statuary, fountains, sculptured hedges, and huge beds of gorgeous flowers, all in perfect bloom.
Since he has the bobby's blessing, he unburdens himself and is greatly relieved.
As he goes back through the gate, he says to the bobby, "That was really decent of you. Is that what you call 'British hospitality'?"
"No sir," replied the bobby, "that is what we call the Pakistan High Commission and does not come under English law! 😂😂😂😂😂
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Disclaimer: Am not a Dentist. Am sharing from what I garnered from my Dentist friends and what I practice.
We Indians don't really take care of our teeth. We take them, a very important part of our body, for granted and misuse and abuse it. We rush to a dentist only when there is excruciating pain.
And more often than not, we get taken in by the ads of companies selling toothpaste and tooth brushes. So what are the simple steps that we can take to keep our teeth in a good shape? Dental Doctors - please feel free to add / correct me!!
A couple was celebrating 50 years together. Their three kids, all very successful, agreed to a Sunday dinner in their honor.
”Happy Anniversary Mom and Dad,” gushed son number one.
‘Sorry I’m running late. I had an emergency at the hospital with a patient,you know how it is, and I didn’t have time to get you a gift.”
“Not to worry,” said the father. “The important thing is that we’re all together today.”
Son number two arrived and announced, “You and Mom look great, Dad. I just flew in from Los Angeles between depositions and didn’t have time to shop for you.”
“It’s nothing,” said the father. “We’re just glad you were able to come.”
A little boy said to a little girl:
- I'm your BF!
The little girl asked:
- What is BF?
The boy laughed and answered:
- That means Best Friend.😊
They later dated, the young man said to the girl:
- I am your BF!
The girl leaned lightly on the boy's shoulder, shyly asked:
- What is BF?
The boy replied:
- It's Boy Friend!😊
A few years later they got married, had lovely children, and the husband smiled again and told his wife:
- I am your BF!
The wife gently asked her husband:
- What is BF?
The husband looked at the lovely and happy children and replied:
- It's Baby's father!😊
இவ்விதம் 10 அவதாரங்கள் அம்பாளுக்கு ஏற்பட்டதாக
புராணங்கள் கூறுகின்றன.
இந்த 10 விதமான தேவி
அவதாரங்களுக்குள் ஸ்ரீ லலிதா (த்ரிபுர ஸுந்தரி) என்னும் அவதாரமானது மாசி மாதம் பௌர்ணமியில் தான் நிகழ்ந்தது. ஆகவே ஸ்ரீ லலிதா ஜயந்தியாகவும்
அன்றைய நாள் கொண்டாடப்படுகிறது.