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Billy The GOAT

27 Apr, 7 tweets, 3 min read

The best investment on Earth is the Earth itself, that's why investing in land is the best decision you can ever make for you and your future generation.
A place you could build your home, retire on and not feel like you gambled with your savings.

#20YearsWithOptiven

That's why I commend Optiven coz they've been helping people fulfill their dreams for 20 years.
They've been at the forefront of social economic transformation and allocating their clients with land investment.

#20YearsWithOptiven

The good thing about Optiven is that they have experts who walk you through the whole process of land investment or partnering with them.
They make you as the client feel comfortable with the decisions you're about to make.

#20yearswithoptiven

So to get to learn more about Optiven, they've decided on 29.04.2021, they'll welcome you for an ONLINE EVENT as they mark a Historic Moment - 20 years of serving you which has been nothing but pure bliss.

#20YearsWithOptiven

Get to join them on that due date and learn more about Optiven and what they're all about, get to know about their Go Green Innitiative in which they're trying to encourage environmental preservation through planting of trees, reducing energy consumption

#20yearswithoptiven

Get to learn about all their projects scattered all over Nairobi and how you can invest in them and be a home owner.

#20yearswithoptiven

They also have a special offer to mark 20 years of social economic transformation, so if you invest with them with a minimum deposit of say 800K they get to award you a small token of 20K in celebration of their 20 years in service.

#20yearswithoptiven

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