Thread by @_CrazyNairobian

Unadhani ameku feature kwa relationship kumbe ameku ficha kwa relationship. THREAD.

Arif alimaliza shule aka discover meaning ya long distance relationship after kuwa separated na his campus sweetheart... Dem naye alibahatika kupata job immediately after campus.

Dem alikuwa anafanya kwa chemist, so communication ilikuwa tricks coz walikuwa wanaongea mchana akiwa job but usiku hakuwa na network... Arif aka asume maybe kwakina dem ni mashinani sana mahali unawacha network nje ya mlango kama slippers.

Umewai kosa kazi ukaamua kuwa self employed, yaani kazi unaweza fanya ni kazi ya kutafta kazi na hand jobs... Hiyo sasa ilikuwa kazi ya arif. Alikosa kazi akaamua ku invite dem ndio akuwe na Company... Get it! 👀😁

Si wakapanga date kama calender, walikuwa wamekaa for long bila kuonana since amalize campo, so akatuma fare juu Wahenga walisema kutuma fare ndio nusu ya kuonana and true to her words, dem akakuja kumuona.

Kama neuro surgeon wa KNH arif aka make sure dem ame change mind coz dry spell ilikuwa imemrarua kama mashamba za Kitui...dem akamsho ni sawa ataenda na yeye lakini kama msee ako na insomnia, hatalala 🙄

Wahenga wa Lake Side walinena samaki mkunje angali mBitchy, Arif akajua sio fish pekee huvuliwa... Nguo pia huvuliwa behind closed doors.

So arif akaitisha pikipiki haraka design ya let's nduthis... Ilikuwa threesome kwa nduthi, yaani msee wa nduthi mbele, dem katikati amekuwa sandwiched, alafu arif nyuma ya nduthi kama mud guard.

Bedsitter ilikuwa ile yenye iko partitioned na shuka, ile yenye ukiamka asubuhi una emerge nyuma ya curtains ni kama uko drama festivals.

Bedsitter so small ukikata kitungu mgeni anakusaidia kulia. So small unaweza dhani umeingia choo iko na kitanda... So small ukifunga jicho moja bado unaona mali yako yote bila kupendua kichwa 360 degrees.

Alikuwa anaishi nyumba za aluminum foil, yaani mabati... Zile ukitaka kulala una count mitaro za mabati hadi ushikwe na usingizi. Mchana nyumba ni oven, usiku ni fridge.

Bila kupoteza wakati wakaamua kupiga shugli, arif haikuwa Maasai lakini akaonyesha dem nyuma ya shuka yeye hutembeza rungu, yeye si gynecologist lakini kwa bedsitter yeye hu spread miguu.

Yeye si Chinese lakini favorite delicacy yake ni kitty ikikuja kwa cunnalingus, yeye hukula hiyu kitu sana nickname yake ya bedroom ni Mwenye kitty... Get it! No? Tuendele na hekaya.

By the time wanamaliza giza ilikuwa imetandika dunia na blanketi, ilikuwa ile masaa watu unaweza kutana nao nje ni wezi, polisi, wachawi, watchman ama malaya... So ukipatikana nje na wewe si polisi most definitely kwa OB watakuchagulia profile una fit kwa hizo nimetaja.

Dem alikuwa na wasiwasi so arif akamuuliza kama ataenda na hiyo giza. Dem aka sita sita lakini after arif kumuingiza box for the second time ikabidi amelala usingizi wa porno... Ile yenye unalala, unaamshwa, mnapiga mechi, unaendelea na usingizi.

Arif alikuwa na high hopes na huyu dem so akamuuliza kama after graduation wanaeza move in pamoja, dem akamsho ni tricky kidogo but arif akadhani ni uoga tu.

Si akamsho wacha wacheze chini juu ya hiyo topic, wataongea siku ya graduation coz cha muhimu ni uhai wa kufika hiyo siku.

So siku ya graduation arif akatokea ameng'ara suti anakaa penguin, akajua huko anatoka na digiri na bibi.. raiya alikuwa ame pull up hadi na personal photographer wa kupiga picha za graduation.

Jamaa alikuwa hadi ame brief wazazi atawa introduce kwa future wife... So kama makaa wazazi wakajua hiyo ndio ile siku wanakuwa introduced kwa jiko. Na si unajua maneno ni ka mto, ukishanena haiwezi rudi rivers.

Arif aka book hadi restaurant ya after party ndio wakitoka kuchukua degrees kama thermometers wapitie huko wakule minofu ya nyama wakiteremsha vinywaji juu ni siku kuu.

Kitu saa tano hapo watu walikuwa wamesha settle, then NZE ika pull up kwa compound, so all eyes were on the car dereva akijaribu kutafta parking space, finally jamaa akapata parking.

Kidogo kidogo dem aka emerge from the car, ilikuwa dem ya arif, kwa mkono alikuwa amebeba a bundle of joy, mtoto photocopy, wanafanana kama mtu mbele ya kioo, nyuma yake jamaa na utambi kama koroboi alikuwa anamfuata.

Hapo ndio arif aka feel ni kama kuna butterflies kwa tumbo, HCL ikachanganyika na nitric acid na citric acid... Hapo ndio ali discover Betrayal in the City sio set book pekee.

Yaani amekuwa aki date bibi ya wenyewe? Arif alikuwa amepigwa na bumbuwazi hadi akaanza kuona na mdomo like our kalenjin brothers 👀

Jamaa alikuwa hapo ana balance machos, akiangalia kushoto mahali dem yake amekaa na bwanake na mtoto anaskia kulia, he was left but not in the right mind 😭

Kwa relationship unadhani wewe ni Mejja character kumbe wewe ndio Maina character design wewe ndio Kageni kwa relationship ya wenyewe... Unapangishwa line kwa relationship kama Supermetro.

Una feature dem kwa relationship yako kumbe yeye amekuficha kwa relationship yake kama bangi... In short, ni wewe pekee uko single in a relationship juu yeye ako taken already.

Bado wazazi walikuwa wanangoja kuwa introduced kwa bibi yake mwenye ako na bwana. Kama hujui suspense ni nini basi wacha niku show, suspense ni ku tweet ukiwa kwa jam hapo Globe na dirisha iko wazi coz....