Listening to Pride and Predujice for the first time and Mrs Bennet was JUST about to describe the lace on one of Mr Bingley's sister's dresses and Mr Bennet cut her off!!!! GODDAMN IT I WANNA HEAR ABOUT THE LACE!!!! WHAT LACE WAS IT!!!
Also don't spoil me for this book lol
Also don't spoil me for this book lol
Honestly never read the classics and haven't seen any of the films but I do now know this is the Mr Darcy one and I cannot remember which sister he ends up with but i think this one is seen as A Great Love Story and I'm eager to see if it is or if it's just cis nonsense tbh
If you have strong feelings about this book put them in a lil notepad and let me know when I'm done with it 😂
Dear lord do people actually want me to semi live tweet me listening to Pride and Prejudice for the first time? 😂😂 A cheeky #YubiHears as someone said?
Oh my god 😂 y'all are something else. Okay sure, block #YubiHears if you wanna nope out of these tweets.
Quick catch up... Charlotte's relationship advice regarding Jane and Mr Bingley was VERY BAD and hilarious 'better to not know their faults' GIRL NO. Lizzie is a champ!
Quick catch up... Charlotte's relationship advice regarding Jane and Mr Bingley was VERY BAD and hilarious 'better to not know their faults' GIRL NO. Lizzie is a champ!
#YubiHears I am absolutely living for Mr Darcy being like "ew god no I don't want to dance with her yucky" and then at the next ball is like "I have noticed this lady has pretty eyes and now I am consumed by lust so I'm gonna follow her around and listen to her talk to people"
#YubiHears and then when army-title Luke or w/e his name was is like "this gorgeous goddess of a lady! You must dance with her even though you are rude and hate dancing!" And she's like "LOL no get wrecked Mr 'Im not handsome enough'" LIKE GIRL YES. I am LIVING for the slight!!!
#YubiHears Mr Bennet is absolutely feral omg "if Jane dies you will be comforted knowing it was in persuit of Mr Bingley" lmao my god sir!!!!
I do like Elizabeth going for a merry 3 mile romp to see her sister though good for her
I do like Elizabeth going for a merry 3 mile romp to see her sister though good for her
#YubiHears okay the bit about sonnets starving a thin fancy of love is very excellent and u know what mr Darcy doing a lil smile at it was very cute and Mr Bingley is very nice!!!! Lmao at Mrs Bennet being like "isn't Charlotte plain anyway not to boast but Jane??? Stunning."
#YubiHears I admire Mrs Bennet's obsession with calling Mr Darcy a dick at any given opportunity tho
#YubiHears wait a minute did Jane Austin call the prettiest bestest loveliest sister after herself because that is a POWER MOVE and I LOVE IT
#YubiHears
Darcy: -says something-
Elizabeth: u wanna fuckin GO m8 do u wanna DEBATE me bro I'll fuckin DEBATE you and ALSO use words is that what you WANT pal???
Darcy: hng yes
Darcy: -says something-
Elizabeth: u wanna fuckin GO m8 do u wanna DEBATE me bro I'll fuckin DEBATE you and ALSO use words is that what you WANT pal???
Darcy: hng yes
#YubiHears
DESPISE ME IF YOU DARE!!! Holy shit Elizabeth you're so much cooler than I thought you were gonna be what the fuck
I love her like "man why's he staring at me, I know he doesn't like me but it would be weirder if he was staring because he hates me. Ah well fuck him."
DESPISE ME IF YOU DARE!!! Holy shit Elizabeth you're so much cooler than I thought you were gonna be what the fuck
I love her like "man why's he staring at me, I know he doesn't like me but it would be weirder if he was staring because he hates me. Ah well fuck him."
#YubiHears ok I understand this book so much better when it's read to me but boy howdy there's some big words here.
Mrs Bennet has STRONG OPINIONS on people and BIG FEELINGS and honestly, mood.
Mr Bennet is still feral. "Btw I invited a stranger to dinner hope u made enough."
Mrs Bennet has STRONG OPINIONS on people and BIG FEELINGS and honestly, mood.
Mr Bennet is still feral. "Btw I invited a stranger to dinner hope u made enough."
#YubiHears
I did not understand the letter from William Collins at all so here's hoping I understand it more when he arrives lol
I did not understand the letter from William Collins at all so here's hoping I understand it more when he arrives lol
#YubiHears
Mr Collins: I'm really really good at complimenting ladies here are some good ones I said once
Mr Bennet: 🙄 wowee however do you do it pray tell sir do you practice beforehand or do them on the fly
Mr Collins: let me break down my method for you, you see--
Mr Collins: I'm really really good at complimenting ladies here are some good ones I said once
Mr Bennet: 🙄 wowee however do you do it pray tell sir do you practice beforehand or do them on the fly
Mr Collins: let me break down my method for you, you see--
#YubiHears
DARCY HAS DADDY ISSUES??? Oh my GOD his dad liked this Mr Wickham more than him oh my GOD he has DADDY ISSUES????
Jane Austen fuckin slaps!!!! Yes!!!!! Yes!!!!!!!!!!
(I absolutely don't understand what it was that Darcy denied Wickham when his dad died though)
DARCY HAS DADDY ISSUES??? Oh my GOD his dad liked this Mr Wickham more than him oh my GOD he has DADDY ISSUES????
Jane Austen fuckin slaps!!!! Yes!!!!! Yes!!!!!!!!!!
(I absolutely don't understand what it was that Darcy denied Wickham when his dad died though)
#YubiHears
Wickham: I really shouldn't say I don't wanna be that bitch u know
Elizabeth: ok well I think Darcy is a massive wanker so u know
Wickham: OMG RIGHT??? You are not gonna BELIEVE what he did honestly he's the worst!! Settle in I'm about to rip this man a new one!!
Wickham: I really shouldn't say I don't wanna be that bitch u know
Elizabeth: ok well I think Darcy is a massive wanker so u know
Wickham: OMG RIGHT??? You are not gonna BELIEVE what he did honestly he's the worst!! Settle in I'm about to rip this man a new one!!
#YubiHears i didn't tweet at the time but i am obsessed with how Elizabeth "picked up some needlework" while staying with the Bingleys.
WHO'S NEEDLEWORK? What needlework? I'm assuming she didn't bring it with her? Was it brought to her with some fresh pants or something? --
WHO'S NEEDLEWORK? What needlework? I'm assuming she didn't bring it with her? Was it brought to her with some fresh pants or something? --
#YubiHears Did she just pick up someone else's slip work? Or tapestry work? Or was it mending, or maybe something like tatting or knotting purses??? I am OBSESSED!! What needlework did she do??? Just finished Catherine's embroidery?? Darn Darcy's socks???? WHAT WAS IT, AUSTEN!!!
(I said pants for flippant, comedic effect, don't come for me i know exactly what the undergarments in the late 1790s/ early 1810s is)
#YubiHears ok I listened to the ball at the Bingley's house in the bath and couldn't tweet bcs I'm too vanilla for phone in bath but HOT DANG I am worried Mr Collins is going to make things terrible and I think he's AWFUL and also god the dancing with Darcy!!! Disaster humans!!!
#YubiHears I am also cringing at Mary singing can Mary not marry Mr Collins or something if he absolutely has to marry one of them
#YubiHears aww fuck off Collins this is a terrible proposal GOD I am also cringing with horror, Lizzie, dear LORD
#YubiHears
DEAR GOD COLLINS NO MEANS NO WHAT THE FUCK???
SHE ISN'T GOING TO MARRY YOU DON'T KEEP ASKING
WHY IS THIS SORT OF PERSON STILL AROUND UGH
DEAR GOD COLLINS NO MEANS NO WHAT THE FUCK???
SHE ISN'T GOING TO MARRY YOU DON'T KEEP ASKING
WHY IS THIS SORT OF PERSON STILL AROUND UGH
#YubiHears oh my god Charlotte Lucas straight up marrying Mr Collins is absolutely fuckin TRAGIC but thank God he didn't end up with Elizabeth!!!!
#YubiHears
Mr Bennet: so Lizzie when are you getting dumped eh what about Wickham I bet he'd dump you
Lizzie: lol dad I'd be so lucky to be dumped by a guy like that
Mr Bennet: your mum would never ever ever let it go regardless haha
God this man is FERAL lmfao
Mr Bennet: so Lizzie when are you getting dumped eh what about Wickham I bet he'd dump you
Lizzie: lol dad I'd be so lucky to be dumped by a guy like that
Mr Bennet: your mum would never ever ever let it go regardless haha
God this man is FERAL lmfao
#YubiHears
Ok I've lost the plot slightly bcs food poisoning but just to catch up... Jane has realised what a cockwomble Caroline is, Wickham has shrewdly gone with the girl with 10 grand, Lizzie is in the country with Charlotte and Mr Collins, his patroness is very posh -
Ok I've lost the plot slightly bcs food poisoning but just to catch up... Jane has realised what a cockwomble Caroline is, Wickham has shrewdly gone with the girl with 10 grand, Lizzie is in the country with Charlotte and Mr Collins, his patroness is very posh -
#YubiHears
And odd and does Mr Collins want to be her or be with her we'll never know and GUESS who JUST TURNED UP it's MR DARCY!!!!!
And odd and does Mr Collins want to be her or be with her we'll never know and GUESS who JUST TURNED UP it's MR DARCY!!!!!
#YubiHears
Darcy: ok but I don't know how to talk to strangers because I don't understand small talk or their tones and expressions
....... nd darcy? do we have an nd darcy???
Darcy: ok but I don't know how to talk to strangers because I don't understand small talk or their tones and expressions
....... nd darcy? do we have an nd darcy???
#YubiHears
GASP!!! DID DARCY BREAK UP JANE AND GEORGE BINGLEY??? GAAAASP!!!!!!!!
JANE AUSTEN YOU SPIN A GOOD YARN ACTUALLY. HOT DAMN. I'M SO INVESTED!!!!
GASP!!! DID DARCY BREAK UP JANE AND GEORGE BINGLEY??? GAAAASP!!!!!!!!
JANE AUSTEN YOU SPIN A GOOD YARN ACTUALLY. HOT DAMN. I'M SO INVESTED!!!!
#YubiHears
Real quick, I study and do historical sewing, lace-making, and needlework. I'm looking to go into textile conservation. I always want to know more but my tweets about textiles reflect my enthusiasm, not a lack of knowledge! 💖 Ofc if u have detailed facts lmk!
Real quick, I study and do historical sewing, lace-making, and needlework. I'm looking to go into textile conservation. I always want to know more but my tweets about textiles reflect my enthusiasm, not a lack of knowledge! 💖 Ofc if u have detailed facts lmk!
#YubiHears
Lmao Elizabeth is SO MAD at Darcy and he's just appeared at the house where Elizabeth is hiding out with her headache and I am excited for her ripping into him for fuckin up what Jane and George had >:)
Lmao Elizabeth is SO MAD at Darcy and he's just appeared at the house where Elizabeth is hiding out with her headache and I am excited for her ripping into him for fuckin up what Jane and George had >:)
#YubiHears
MY FEELINGS WILL NOT BE REPRESSED WAIT WOAH WHAT
DARCY ARE YOU SERIOUSLY PICKING THIS EXACT MOMENT FOR A CONFESSION???
OH.
OH NO.
MY FEELINGS WILL NOT BE REPRESSED WAIT WOAH WHAT
DARCY ARE YOU SERIOUSLY PICKING THIS EXACT MOMENT FOR A CONFESSION???
OH.
OH NO.
#YubiHears
OH NOOOO DARCY
"listen I tried really hard not to like you and honestly you still piss me off but it turns out I'm into it and it sucks because you're poor and shit and you're like, so beneath me? Like, I know I can do so much better? But god here we are, so. Marry?"
OH NOOOO DARCY
"listen I tried really hard not to like you and honestly you still piss me off but it turns out I'm into it and it sucks because you're poor and shit and you're like, so beneath me? Like, I know I can do so much better? But god here we are, so. Marry?"
#YubiHears
WELL. Now THAT was exciting! I'm actually not sure if they do end up together in this one but there is still like 5hrs to go.
My GOD she did not hold back and honestly??? Good for her!!!!!!
WELL. Now THAT was exciting! I'm actually not sure if they do end up together in this one but there is still like 5hrs to go.
My GOD she did not hold back and honestly??? Good for her!!!!!!
#YubiHears
i didn't get to listen to any last night because It Was A Day and i am CHOMPING at the bit for more tonight!!!
i'm genuinely mad at myself for thinking jane austen was going to be boring and rubbish??? who has done her this disservice that it was in my head??? Rude!
i didn't get to listen to any last night because It Was A Day and i am CHOMPING at the bit for more tonight!!!
i'm genuinely mad at myself for thinking jane austen was going to be boring and rubbish??? who has done her this disservice that it was in my head??? Rude!
#YubiHears
RIGHT I AM CLAWING 30M FROM MY DAY FOR SOME AUSTEN WHILE I STITCH MY 1780S STAYS.
Elizabeth is out walking to clear her head after Darcy's amazing confession and OH GOD he's here and he's been walking around waiting for her with a letter oh my GOD, Darcy!!!!
RIGHT I AM CLAWING 30M FROM MY DAY FOR SOME AUSTEN WHILE I STITCH MY 1780S STAYS.
Elizabeth is out walking to clear her head after Darcy's amazing confession and OH GOD he's here and he's been walking around waiting for her with a letter oh my GOD, Darcy!!!!
#YubiHears
Dear Miss Bennet,
Ok look I did tell Bingley not to marry your sister! I reckoned her lack of dramatics meant she didn't love him bcs you can't have Feels without a big drama, right? Also I'mma be real, your mum is a fright, your dad feral, and god, your sisters???
Dear Miss Bennet,
Ok look I did tell Bingley not to marry your sister! I reckoned her lack of dramatics meant she didn't love him bcs you can't have Feels without a big drama, right? Also I'mma be real, your mum is a fright, your dad feral, and god, your sisters???
#YubiHears
Oh SHIT we're dishing the dirt on Wickham omg!! WOW!! Well!! GOSH. Him trying to get Darcy's sister to elope with him when she was 15 is supremely gross!!!! He had me fooled too, Elizabeth!!!
(Also lol at the 'listen the fact u and Jane are so cool is a miracle' bit)
Oh SHIT we're dishing the dirt on Wickham omg!! WOW!! Well!! GOSH. Him trying to get Darcy's sister to elope with him when she was 15 is supremely gross!!!! He had me fooled too, Elizabeth!!!
(Also lol at the 'listen the fact u and Jane are so cool is a miracle' bit)
#YubiHears
BOY DO I HAVE EGG ON MY FACE REGARDING MY EARLIER SYMPATHY FOR WICKHAM.
DAMN.
What a dirty moneygrubber!!! What a nasty creep!!!!
I will be mad if Darcy is also lying here but I don't think he is that's too many twists.
BOY DO I HAVE EGG ON MY FACE REGARDING MY EARLIER SYMPATHY FOR WICKHAM.
DAMN.
What a dirty moneygrubber!!! What a nasty creep!!!!
I will be mad if Darcy is also lying here but I don't think he is that's too many twists.
#YubiHears
"Her feelings as she read were not to be defined"
WHAT A MOOD. DAMN.
I love how furious Elizabeth still is because like, yeah, he's still a disaster and like, the feeling of 'no! No fuckin way! I'm not reading it! ... Let me read this fuckin thing again chRIST!!'
"Her feelings as she read were not to be defined"
WHAT A MOOD. DAMN.
I love how furious Elizabeth still is because like, yeah, he's still a disaster and like, the feeling of 'no! No fuckin way! I'm not reading it! ... Let me read this fuckin thing again chRIST!!'
#YubiHears
WELL THE TITLE OF THIS BOOK MAKES A BUNCH MORE SENSE NOW.
I GUESS WE WERE PREJUDICED, ELIZABETH. WE WERE PRIDEFUL! WE WERE QUICK TO JUDGE BASED ON OUR OWN STRONG FEELINGS AND NOW WE'VE BEEN DUPED BY OUR OWN PRIDE AND PREJJDICE.
OH HOW THE TURN TABLES INDEED, AUSTEN.
WELL THE TITLE OF THIS BOOK MAKES A BUNCH MORE SENSE NOW.
I GUESS WE WERE PREJUDICED, ELIZABETH. WE WERE PRIDEFUL! WE WERE QUICK TO JUDGE BASED ON OUR OWN STRONG FEELINGS AND NOW WE'VE BEEN DUPED BY OUR OWN PRIDE AND PREJJDICE.
OH HOW THE TURN TABLES INDEED, AUSTEN.
#YubiHears
God I have to go to bed, Jane!!!! What a fuckin TWIST!!! over 200 years later and I'm gonna be lying here shook!!! Now that's good writing!!! That's excellent stories!!!
And god if it isn't all still so relevant today??? Like holy shit is this relatable!!
God I have to go to bed, Jane!!!! What a fuckin TWIST!!! over 200 years later and I'm gonna be lying here shook!!! Now that's good writing!!! That's excellent stories!!!
And god if it isn't all still so relevant today??? Like holy shit is this relatable!!
#YubiHears
"In which she might indulge in all the delight of unpleasant recollections."
Oh my GOD Jane your writing fuckin SLAPS!!!
I also v much like the dichotomy of acknowledging Darcy had acted fair, if blunt, and also just still deeply not liking him!!! That's so legit!
"In which she might indulge in all the delight of unpleasant recollections."
Oh my GOD Jane your writing fuckin SLAPS!!!
I also v much like the dichotomy of acknowledging Darcy had acted fair, if blunt, and also just still deeply not liking him!!! That's so legit!
#YubiHears
UM I KNOW IT WAS A THROW-AWAY SORT OF JOKE BUT I LOVE THE GUY GOING IN 'DRAG' TO THE BALL IN A FULL GOWN????
Also dear god Lydia is Sure Something but also I'm worried about her like for Wickham if he is a nasty fortune hunter with a penchant for... I mean teens tbh
UM I KNOW IT WAS A THROW-AWAY SORT OF JOKE BUT I LOVE THE GUY GOING IN 'DRAG' TO THE BALL IN A FULL GOWN????
Also dear god Lydia is Sure Something but also I'm worried about her like for Wickham if he is a nasty fortune hunter with a penchant for... I mean teens tbh
#YubiHears
Also tonight as I listen I am doing more embroidery on my 1770s waistcoat ☺️
(All hand stitched in silk floss to my own designs)
Also tonight as I listen I am doing more embroidery on my 1770s waistcoat ☺️
(All hand stitched in silk floss to my own designs)
#YubiHears
Omg the bit where Elizabeth is like "Jane the more you grieve over Darcy and Wickham the less invested I am in both" is fuckin EXCELLENT Lmaoooo
God I fell asleep before posting this
Omg the bit where Elizabeth is like "Jane the more you grieve over Darcy and Wickham the less invested I am in both" is fuckin EXCELLENT Lmaoooo
God I fell asleep before posting this
#YubiHears
DHDJSJS GOD MR BENNET IS FERAL
"Lizzie look, Lydia's never going to chill until she publicly humiliates herself and I can't think of anything better than her being in Brighton and not my concern while she does it. Which of your boyfriends did she scare off anyway."
DHDJSJS GOD MR BENNET IS FERAL
"Lizzie look, Lydia's never going to chill until she publicly humiliates herself and I can't think of anything better than her being in Brighton and not my concern while she does it. Which of your boyfriends did she scare off anyway."
#YubiHears
Mr Bennet: Lizzie if a man can't handle at least a middling degree of batshit ferality within a family he's a fool and a coward and you can do better.
Mr Bennet: Lizzie if a man can't handle at least a middling degree of batshit ferality within a family he's a fool and a coward and you can do better.
#YubiHears
AWWW SHIT LIZZIE WHY'D YOU GO TO HIS DANG HOUSE MAN OF COURSE HE WAS GONNA TURN UP A DAY EARLY AND NOW YOU'RE BOTH BEING SO AWKWARD AHHHH! GOD! him asking her the same question 3 times in his distraction is so good though AH
ALSO WHY HE SO ANGY AT FIRST IF HE'S NICE?
AWWW SHIT LIZZIE WHY'D YOU GO TO HIS DANG HOUSE MAN OF COURSE HE WAS GONNA TURN UP A DAY EARLY AND NOW YOU'RE BOTH BEING SO AWKWARD AHHHH! GOD! him asking her the same question 3 times in his distraction is so good though AH
ALSO WHY HE SO ANGY AT FIRST IF HE'S NICE?
#YubiHears
GOD Darcy is being so NICE and POLITE and I'm loving the way it's totally throwing Elizabeth off like SAME!!! WHATS UP WHY WAS HE SO GRUMPY AT THE BEGINNING??? And now he's introducing her to his sister and inviting them all round for supper?? DESPITE THE REJECTION???
GOD Darcy is being so NICE and POLITE and I'm loving the way it's totally throwing Elizabeth off like SAME!!! WHATS UP WHY WAS HE SO GRUMPY AT THE BEGINNING??? And now he's introducing her to his sister and inviting them all round for supper?? DESPITE THE REJECTION???
#YubiHears
I am CONFUSION and also I did love the bit where she was cheekily thinking about how she could have been mistress of Pemberly if she'd said yes lmao like this whole thing is so relatable on the base human level of it!!! The abject horror of being known!!! The cringe!!
I am CONFUSION and also I did love the bit where she was cheekily thinking about how she could have been mistress of Pemberly if she'd said yes lmao like this whole thing is so relatable on the base human level of it!!! The abject horror of being known!!! The cringe!!
#YubiHears
Oh my GOD Caroline's attempt to bitch about Elizabeth to Darcy and him being like "YEAH WELL I WAS WRONG SHES THE PRETTIEST WOMAN I KNOW, BYE." is SO GOOOOD as is the bit about forcing him to admit to something which brought no one any pain but herself AUGH!! AUSTEN!!
Oh my GOD Caroline's attempt to bitch about Elizabeth to Darcy and him being like "YEAH WELL I WAS WRONG SHES THE PRETTIEST WOMAN I KNOW, BYE." is SO GOOOOD as is the bit about forcing him to admit to something which brought no one any pain but herself AUGH!! AUSTEN!!
#YubiHears
OH NO OH NO HAS LYDIA ELOPED WITH WICKHAM OH GOD OH NO WHAT THE FUUUUUCK WHAT THE FUCCCCCKKKKKK WHAT A FUCKER OMG SHE'S ONLY LIKE 16 OR SOMETHING JESUS CHRIST?????
LYDIA FOR FUCK'S SAKE
OH NO OH NO HAS LYDIA ELOPED WITH WICKHAM OH GOD OH NO WHAT THE FUUUUUCK WHAT THE FUCCCCCKKKKKK WHAT A FUCKER OMG SHE'S ONLY LIKE 16 OR SOMETHING JESUS CHRIST?????
LYDIA FOR FUCK'S SAKE
#YubiHears
WAIT WHAT
WHAT'S HAPPENING
HAS HE KIDNAPPED HER??? I DON'T UNDERSTAND YOUR FANCY WORDS JANE "THEY FEAR THE WORST" WHAT'S THE WORST??? IS IT KIDNAPPING??? HE'S DISAPPEARED WITH HER?? HE'S HARDLY GOING TO MURDER HER RIGHT?? HOW GRIM DOES AUSTEN GET????
WAIT WHAT
WHAT'S HAPPENING
HAS HE KIDNAPPED HER??? I DON'T UNDERSTAND YOUR FANCY WORDS JANE "THEY FEAR THE WORST" WHAT'S THE WORST??? IS IT KIDNAPPING??? HE'S DISAPPEARED WITH HER?? HE'S HARDLY GOING TO MURDER HER RIGHT?? HOW GRIM DOES AUSTEN GET????
#YubiHears
DARCY FOR THE FIRST TIME IN YOUR WHOLE ACQUAINTANCE, GOOD FUCKING TIMING!!!!
ALSO NOW IM WORRIED AUSTEN WROTE THE ONE WHERE SOMEONE BURNS THEIR SECRET WIFE IN AN ATTIC OR SOMETHING AND LYDIA IS GOING TO GET MURDERED OR SOMETHING WHAT'S GOING ON!!!!
DARCY FOR THE FIRST TIME IN YOUR WHOLE ACQUAINTANCE, GOOD FUCKING TIMING!!!!
ALSO NOW IM WORRIED AUSTEN WROTE THE ONE WHERE SOMEONE BURNS THEIR SECRET WIFE IN AN ATTIC OR SOMETHING AND LYDIA IS GOING TO GET MURDERED OR SOMETHING WHAT'S GOING ON!!!!
#YubiHears
AUGH I have to SLEEP but I am also in high emotions indeed as the coach rushes back to Longborne!!!
Also as a reminder pals, please don't spoiler me in replies! Let me have my wild incorrect assumptions without immediately jumping to correct me!
AUGH I have to SLEEP but I am also in high emotions indeed as the coach rushes back to Longborne!!!
Also as a reminder pals, please don't spoiler me in replies! Let me have my wild incorrect assumptions without immediately jumping to correct me!
#YubiHears
I JUST BOLTED UP IN BED TO TWEET THIS
IS PRIDE AND PREJUDICE AN ENEMIES TO FRIENDS TO LOVERS STORY
OH MY GOD
MY FAVOURITE TROPE
AAAAAAAA?!?!?
I JUST BOLTED UP IN BED TO TWEET THIS
IS PRIDE AND PREJUDICE AN ENEMIES TO FRIENDS TO LOVERS STORY
OH MY GOD
MY FAVOURITE TROPE
AAAAAAAA?!?!?
#YubiHears
God Mrs Bennet you need SO MUCH THERAPY OH MY GOD. also her anxiety is making me anxious!!!!
Godbless that housekeeper for soothing her.
I do like how like obviously nd several of the characters are tho
God Mrs Bennet you need SO MUCH THERAPY OH MY GOD. also her anxiety is making me anxious!!!!
Godbless that housekeeper for soothing her.
I do like how like obviously nd several of the characters are tho
#YubiHears
Oh my god I love the whole "and people suddenly discovered how much they actually didn't like or trust Wickham all of a sudden. Suddenly."
GOD I LOVE HOW RELATABLE HOW MUCH OF THIS IS LMAO
Oh my god I love the whole "and people suddenly discovered how much they actually didn't like or trust Wickham all of a sudden. Suddenly."
GOD I LOVE HOW RELATABLE HOW MUCH OF THIS IS LMAO
#YubiHears
Collins: "Heyo! Wow! Honestly would've been better news if she'd just died, so, yikes. Also my wife says this is your mum's fault but I think Lydia's just rotten. Also I told my bff Lady Catherine and she said ur fucked lol. Glad I dodged that bullet! Yeet that kid!"
Collins: "Heyo! Wow! Honestly would've been better news if she'd just died, so, yikes. Also my wife says this is your mum's fault but I think Lydia's just rotten. Also I told my bff Lady Catherine and she said ur fucked lol. Glad I dodged that bullet! Yeet that kid!"
#YubiHears
Mr Bennet: kitty if you think I'm ever letting you leave the house again. I'll consider when you can spend just 10 minutes a day being sensible and that's never gonna happen.
GOD THIS MAN IS SO FERAL OMG DHHDDBDBHS
Mr Bennet: kitty if you think I'm ever letting you leave the house again. I'll consider when you can spend just 10 minutes a day being sensible and that's never gonna happen.
GOD THIS MAN IS SO FERAL OMG DHHDDBDBHS
#YubiHears
WICKHAM FUCKIN BLACKMAILED THEM WHAT A FUCKING COCKWOMBLE GOD HE'S THE WORST OH MY GODDDD!!!!!
TEN GRAND. JESUS CHRIST.
can we kill Wickham or something what a FUCKO DILLBUTT.
WICKHAM FUCKIN BLACKMAILED THEM WHAT A FUCKING COCKWOMBLE GOD HE'S THE WORST OH MY GODDDD!!!!!
TEN GRAND. JESUS CHRIST.
can we kill Wickham or something what a FUCKO DILLBUTT.
#YubiHears
Time to get into bed, stitch my stays, and listen to some JANE AUSTEN!
Also IF you are enjoying this thread and wish to toss a few £ my way, which i will almost definitely spend on fabric, i do have a ko-fi (ko-fi.com/itsyubi) but do not feel obliged!
Time to get into bed, stitch my stays, and listen to some JANE AUSTEN!
Also IF you are enjoying this thread and wish to toss a few £ my way, which i will almost definitely spend on fabric, i do have a ko-fi (ko-fi.com/itsyubi) but do not feel obliged!
#YubiHears
Oh my GOD Mrs BENNET!!! JESUS!!! SHE'S LIKE OH YEAH THAT'S FINE THAT THE UNCLE PAID THE MONEY THAT'S FINE
MA'AM WHAT IN THE FUCK???? CHRIST!!!!
Oh my GOD Mrs BENNET!!! JESUS!!! SHE'S LIKE OH YEAH THAT'S FINE THAT THE UNCLE PAID THE MONEY THAT'S FINE
MA'AM WHAT IN THE FUCK???? CHRIST!!!!
#YubiHears
WAIT
HOLD ON
IF LYDIA DOES MARRY WICKHAM
AND ELIZABETH ENDS UP WITH DARCY
THEN WICKHAM AND DARCY ARE GONNA BE BROTHER IN LAWS
YIKES TALK ABOUT AN AWKWARD CHRISTMAS 😬😬😬
WAIT
HOLD ON
IF LYDIA DOES MARRY WICKHAM
AND ELIZABETH ENDS UP WITH DARCY
THEN WICKHAM AND DARCY ARE GONNA BE BROTHER IN LAWS
YIKES TALK ABOUT AN AWKWARD CHRISTMAS 😬😬😬
#YubiHears
Oh NOOO Elizabeth is so sad about Darcy and I'm sad for her!!! Damn it!!! This isn't just cis nonsense!!!! The FEELS!!!!!
Oh NOOO Elizabeth is so sad about Darcy and I'm sad for her!!! Damn it!!! This isn't just cis nonsense!!!! The FEELS!!!!!
#YubiHears
IM GOING FERAL OVER HERE PALS
DARCY WENT STRAIGHT TO LONDON TO HUNT DOWN WICKHAM????
OH MY GOD OKAY THIS IS LIKE??? THE PERFECT EXAMPLE OF ACTIONS OVER WORDS???
GOD AUGHH DOES HE STILL LOVE ELIZABETH?!?! WAAAAAAAA
IM GOING FERAL OVER HERE PALS
DARCY WENT STRAIGHT TO LONDON TO HUNT DOWN WICKHAM????
OH MY GOD OKAY THIS IS LIKE??? THE PERFECT EXAMPLE OF ACTIONS OVER WORDS???
GOD AUGHH DOES HE STILL LOVE ELIZABETH?!?! WAAAAAAAA
#YubiHears
Fellas there is NOTHING more romantic than hunting down your crush's sister who's being scammed by your childhood friend who almost destroyed your life and ensuring the fiend does right by her honour
Fellas there is NOTHING more romantic than hunting down your crush's sister who's being scammed by your childhood friend who almost destroyed your life and ensuring the fiend does right by her honour
#YubiHears
OH MY GOD DARCY PAID ALL THE DEBTS AND LET THE UNCLE TAKE THE 'PROBABLE' CREDIT HOLY FUCK
GOD DARCY!!!!!! OH MY GOD!!!! YOU HAVE BAILED WICKHAM OUT SO MANY TIMES AND I'M SO MAD AT WICKHAM ON DARCY'S BEHALF!!!!!
WAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!
OH MY GOD DARCY PAID ALL THE DEBTS AND LET THE UNCLE TAKE THE 'PROBABLE' CREDIT HOLY FUCK
GOD DARCY!!!!!! OH MY GOD!!!! YOU HAVE BAILED WICKHAM OUT SO MANY TIMES AND I'M SO MAD AT WICKHAM ON DARCY'S BEHALF!!!!!
WAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!
#YubiHears
Aunt: "Mr Darcy may have OTHER interests in this matter 😉 to do with a certain SOMEONE 😉 and I like him VERY MUCH 😉 and I think he'd do well with a VIVACIOUS WIFE 😉 and I feel he might FANCY ONE 😉 but I couldn't possibly guess as to WHO 😉 that might BE 😉😉😉"
Aunt: "Mr Darcy may have OTHER interests in this matter 😉 to do with a certain SOMEONE 😉 and I like him VERY MUCH 😉 and I think he'd do well with a VIVACIOUS WIFE 😉 and I feel he might FANCY ONE 😉 but I couldn't possibly guess as to WHO 😉 that might BE 😉😉😉"
#YubiHears
AUGGHHH NOW MR BINGLEY IS ARRIVING
IS DARCY COMING
OH GOD AUHHHHGHH I AM ALL A FLUTTER AND I NEED TO GO TO BEDDDDDDDDD
JANE AUSTEN!!! IM HOOKED!!!!
AUGGHHH NOW MR BINGLEY IS ARRIVING
IS DARCY COMING
OH GOD AUHHHHGHH I AM ALL A FLUTTER AND I NEED TO GO TO BEDDDDDDDDD
JANE AUSTEN!!! IM HOOKED!!!!
#YubiHears
OH my GOD bOTH MR BINGLEY AND MR DARCY ARE RIDING TOWARD THE HOUSE
I AM GENUINELY NERVOUS
AAAAARRRUUHHHHGHH???!!!!!
OH my GOD bOTH MR BINGLEY AND MR DARCY ARE RIDING TOWARD THE HOUSE
I AM GENUINELY NERVOUS
AAAAARRRUUHHHHGHH???!!!!!
#YubiHears
ELIZABETH YOU ARE BEING A WET BLANKET FOR FUCK'S SAKE
COME ON SOMEONE SAY SOMETHING SOMEONE GODDAMN START CONFESSING THEIR FEELINGS PLEASE HOLY SHIT
WAAAARGHHH
ELIZABETH YOU ARE BEING A WET BLANKET FOR FUCK'S SAKE
COME ON SOMEONE SAY SOMETHING SOMEONE GODDAMN START CONFESSING THEIR FEELINGS PLEASE HOLY SHIT
WAAAARGHHH
#YubiHears
AAAAAAAAHHHHH JAAAANE FUCK YES OH MY GOD YESSSS BINGLEY PROPOSED OH MY GODDDDD WAAAAAAHHHHHHHH I'M SO HAPPY FOR HER WAAAAAHHHH I'M SO HAPPY AAAAAAAAAAA
YAAAAAAASSSSS!!!!!
FUCKIN YES!!!!!!!!!
AAAAAAAAHHHHH JAAAANE FUCK YES OH MY GOD YESSSS BINGLEY PROPOSED OH MY GODDDDD WAAAAAAHHHHHHHH I'M SO HAPPY FOR HER WAAAAAHHHH I'M SO HAPPY AAAAAAAAAAA
YAAAAAAASSSSS!!!!!
FUCKIN YES!!!!!!!!!
#YubiHears
Mr Bennet: you two are perf. You're both so conflict adverse you'll never fight, so naive your servants will rob you merrily, and so generous you'll always overspend. You'll be very happy together, well done.
DHDJSJDJFJ GOD THIS FERAL FUCKIN MAN
Mr Bennet: you two are perf. You're both so conflict adverse you'll never fight, so naive your servants will rob you merrily, and so generous you'll always overspend. You'll be very happy together, well done.
DHDJSJDJFJ GOD THIS FERAL FUCKIN MAN
#YubiHears
What in the shitting fuck is lady Catherine doing here???? WHAT???? JANE AUSTEN WHAT IS GOING ON???
What in the shitting fuck is lady Catherine doing here???? WHAT???? JANE AUSTEN WHAT IS GOING ON???
#YubiHears
OOOOOOO WHAT A SACK OF DAMP WASPS LADY CATHERINE IS
YOU FUCKIN TELL HER LIZZIE YOU FUCKING TELL HER TO SHOVE IT AND MIND HER OWN BUSINESS!!!!
OOOOOOO WHAT A SACK OF DAMP WASPS LADY CATHERINE IS
YOU FUCKIN TELL HER LIZZIE YOU FUCKING TELL HER TO SHOVE IT AND MIND HER OWN BUSINESS!!!!
#YubiHears
LIZZIE IS BRINGING OUT THE FERALITY OF HER DAD AND I'M FUCKIN LIVING FOR IT
also lady Catherine you are WAY too proud of your incestuous plans my dude like back the fuck off
(Tho omg kudos to Austen for such a strong female character)
LIZZIE IS BRINGING OUT THE FERALITY OF HER DAD AND I'M FUCKIN LIVING FOR IT
also lady Catherine you are WAY too proud of your incestuous plans my dude like back the fuck off
(Tho omg kudos to Austen for such a strong female character)
#YubiHears
WHAT IS LADY CATHERINE GONNA DO OMG WHAT FUCKIN REVENGE IS SHE GONNA TAKE
MY GOD
AAAAAUGH
WHAT IS LADY CATHERINE GONNA DO OMG WHAT FUCKIN REVENGE IS SHE GONNA TAKE
MY GOD
AAAAAUGH
#YubiHears
DEAR GOD MR COLLINS' LETTER AUHH HOW DOES HE JUST GET WORSE GODDAMN IT
Also oh my goD the bit about what being Christian amounts to oh my GOD the SALT and it's still so fucking RELEVENT
also I'm so sad Mr Bennet accidentally hurt Lizzie's feelings :(
DEAR GOD MR COLLINS' LETTER AUHH HOW DOES HE JUST GET WORSE GODDAMN IT
Also oh my goD the bit about what being Christian amounts to oh my GOD the SALT and it's still so fucking RELEVENT
also I'm so sad Mr Bennet accidentally hurt Lizzie's feelings :(
#YubjHears
GOD I HAVE TO GO TO BED
IM SO WORRIED THERE'S NOT MUCH BOOK LEFT
JANE AUSTEN YOU FUCKIN GOT ME I HAVEN'T BEEN THIS INVESTED IN A CISHET COUPLE FOR DECADES BUT AUGH
GOD I HAVE TO GO TO BED
IM SO WORRIED THERE'S NOT MUCH BOOK LEFT
JANE AUSTEN YOU FUCKIN GOT ME I HAVEN'T BEEN THIS INVESTED IN A CISHET COUPLE FOR DECADES BUT AUGH
#YubiHears
Also for those of you who are new here I did a bunch of live tweets for movies I'd never seen, like The Princess Bride, Jurassic Park, Clue, and more. If you want more of this sort of thing, here's a link 💖
"#YubiViews" twitter.com/i/events/12239…
Also for those of you who are new here I did a bunch of live tweets for movies I'd never seen, like The Princess Bride, Jurassic Park, Clue, and more. If you want more of this sort of thing, here's a link 💖
"#YubiViews" twitter.com/i/events/12239…
#YubiHears
OKAY HERE WE GO THE LADS ARE BACK AND A WALK IS HAPPENING AND KITTY HAS JUST FUCKED OFF TO THE LUCASES AND ELIZABETH AND DARCY ARE......... ALONE....
OKAY HERE WE GO THE LADS ARE BACK AND A WALK IS HAPPENING AND KITTY HAS JUST FUCKED OFF TO THE LUCASES AND ELIZABETH AND DARCY ARE......... ALONE....
#YubiViews
"I believe I thought only of you."
AHHHHHH
"If your feelings are still what they were last April, tell me at once. My affections and wishes... Are unchanged."
*AAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH*
"I believe I thought only of you."
AHHHHHH
"If your feelings are still what they were last April, tell me at once. My affections and wishes... Are unchanged."
*AAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH*
#YubiViews
GOD THERE'S NOTHING SEXIER THAN A MAN GRACIOUSLY RESPECTING BOUNDARIES AND ADMITTING HIS FEELINGS IN AN APPROPRIATE WAY AT AN APPROPRIATE TIME WHILE REMINDING YOU IF YOU TELL HIM TO NOT DO THAT HE WILL STOP
AAAAAAA
GOD THERE'S NOTHING SEXIER THAN A MAN GRACIOUSLY RESPECTING BOUNDARIES AND ADMITTING HIS FEELINGS IN AN APPROPRIATE WAY AT AN APPROPRIATE TIME WHILE REMINDING YOU IF YOU TELL HIM TO NOT DO THAT HE WILL STOP
AAAAAAA
#YubiViews
YESSSSSS SHE TOLD HIM!!! NOT VERY FLUENTLY FJDJSBDH GOD THIS IS SO GOOD HES SO HAPPY AND AAAAAAAA
OH NOOOOOOOO IM SO HAPPY AAAHHHH
HEARTFELT DELIGHT!!!! AUGH!!!!!!
YESSSSSS SHE TOLD HIM!!! NOT VERY FLUENTLY FJDJSBDH GOD THIS IS SO GOOD HES SO HAPPY AND AAAAAAAA
OH NOOOOOOOO IM SO HAPPY AAAHHHH
HEARTFELT DELIGHT!!!! AUGH!!!!!!
#YubiViews
Oh my goD LMAO LADY CATHERINE YOU SHOT YOURSELF IN THE FOOT OMG
"What did you say of me that I did not deserve" AUUUUGHHH I LOVE HOW HE ADMITS WHILE SHE DIDNT KNOW WHAT WAS UP HE WAS A DICK AND IT WAS NATURAL SHE WASNT IMPRESSED WITH HIM
WE LOVE A MAN WHO GROWS!!!
Oh my goD LMAO LADY CATHERINE YOU SHOT YOURSELF IN THE FOOT OMG
"What did you say of me that I did not deserve" AUUUUGHHH I LOVE HOW HE ADMITS WHILE SHE DIDNT KNOW WHAT WAS UP HE WAS A DICK AND IT WAS NATURAL SHE WASNT IMPRESSED WITH HIM
WE LOVE A MAN WHO GROWS!!!
#YubiHears
GOD WE LOVE A COUPLE WHO REFLECT ON THEIR ACTIONS AND EMOTIONS AND DISCUSS THEM CALMLY AND COMPASSIONATELY
WAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH
GOD WE LOVE A COUPLE WHO REFLECT ON THEIR ACTIONS AND EMOTIONS AND DISCUSS THEM CALMLY AND COMPASSIONATELY
WAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH
#YubiHears
GOD I SO ADORE THEM TALKING OUT ALL THATS HAPPENED
COMMUNICATION IS THE HEART OF ROMANCE AND THE FUEL OF A GOOD LOVE STORY
AAAAAAHHHHHH THIS IS SO GOOD
GOD I SO ADORE THEM TALKING OUT ALL THATS HAPPENED
COMMUNICATION IS THE HEART OF ROMANCE AND THE FUEL OF A GOOD LOVE STORY
AAAAAAHHHHHH THIS IS SO GOOD
#YubiHears
AwwWWWW HE EVEN TALKED TO BINGLEY HONESTLY ABOUT JANE AUGH
THIS IS SO GOOD!!!!!! JANE AUSTEN!!!!!!!
AwwWWWW HE EVEN TALKED TO BINGLEY HONESTLY ABOUT JANE AUGH
THIS IS SO GOOD!!!!!! JANE AUSTEN!!!!!!!
#YubiHears
Oh my gOd Mrs Bennet is SO AWKWARD GODDDD LMAO
What a mother in law to be!!!
Sjdhfbdj GOD I love Mr Bennet advising her against an unequal marriage and just wanting her to be happy even if his advice is a bit off fjfjf
Oh my gOd Mrs Bennet is SO AWKWARD GODDDD LMAO
What a mother in law to be!!!
Sjdhfbdj GOD I love Mr Bennet advising her against an unequal marriage and just wanting her to be happy even if his advice is a bit off fjfjf
#YubiHears
Mrs Bennet: SUCH a charming man!!! So handsome!! So tall!!! Holy shit you're gonna be rich!!! I always liked him you know!!!!
DBFBSKSKFJFJ GODDDDDDD
Mrs Bennet: SUCH a charming man!!! So handsome!! So tall!!! Holy shit you're gonna be rich!!! I always liked him you know!!!!
DBFBSKSKFJFJ GODDDDDDD
#YubiHears
Oh my god they're so fuckin CUTE and I looove Elizabeth's letter to her aunt AUGHHH!!!
YES MR BENNET RIP COLLINS A NEW ONE
Oh my god they're so fuckin CUTE and I looove Elizabeth's letter to her aunt AUGHHH!!!
YES MR BENNET RIP COLLINS A NEW ONE
#YubiHears
Dear LORD Lydia!!! What a cash-grabbing little wretch fjfjdkskfnf. God bless Jane and Elizabeth for giving them some money!! And bless Darcy for still helping them out!!! God!!!!
Dear LORD Lydia!!! What a cash-grabbing little wretch fjfjdkskfnf. God bless Jane and Elizabeth for giving them some money!! And bless Darcy for still helping them out!!! God!!!!
#YubiHears
I adore this wrap up and all these loose ends being tied up and AAAHHHHHH
GOD THIS BOOK IS SO, SO GOOD
JANE AUSTEN!!!! FUCK!!!!
PRIDE AND PREJUDICE FUCKIN SLAPS WHAT A GOOD BOOK
I LOVED IT
AMAZING STUFF!!!!! GOD!!!!!
Thank u all for joining me on this romp!!!
I adore this wrap up and all these loose ends being tied up and AAAHHHHHH
GOD THIS BOOK IS SO, SO GOOD
JANE AUSTEN!!!! FUCK!!!!
PRIDE AND PREJUDICE FUCKIN SLAPS WHAT A GOOD BOOK
I LOVED IT
AMAZING STUFF!!!!! GOD!!!!!
Thank u all for joining me on this romp!!!
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