Thread by @BiancaMinnie4

Remember when #ScottyWentOnAWarFooting? (No not China, that's a different war.) This was because of his govt's inability to organise the #vaccinerollout.
It was a #ScottyFromMarketing strategy to share blame with states & look like he was DOING SOMETHING. 1/

2/ #ScottyFromDamageControl called for National Cabinet to meet three times a week. Oh, & call in someone from the Navy who's good with logistics. They'd do all the heavy lifting & sort out the #vaccinerollout. Here's a photo illustrating how this works.

3/ Then at the top of the steep hill, he could be triumphant, "I did it! All by myself!"
Except something else has happened...Or gone wrong...
Scotty isn't at the top of the #vaccinerollout hill but he's taken of his marching boots & is no longer on a war footing. 🙄

4/ So Scotty's 'war footing' only lasted a week. 😳
Could it be that the #vaccinerollout isn't the big news now? Perhaps Scotty is too busy making Facebook videos to address Australians stuck in India to explain he really wasn't going to have them imprisoned?

5/ Maybe he's just too busy doing distractions - pre-Budget announcements, red carpet arrivals - to worry about the war footing. Or maybe he knows the states & territories will just get on with it.

6/6 Whatever the real answer, one thing is certain. Morrison is about spin, not substance. He's about getting away with doing as little as he has to, passing on responsibility & passing the buck. And distractions are just all part of this woeful show. #auspol