Perhaps "scuffle" is too harsh of a word, how about "a local polling organization's efforts to query diners' religious affiliation led to brief contretemps"
The important thing is we not jump to any conclusions about what motivated a group of citizen activists to bash chairs over people's heads after demanding to know if they're Jewish
Did you stop to think that maybe their enthusiasm for improv chairplay has nothing to do with their curiosity about religion? You don't know, man

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