Thread by @_CrazyNairobian

Unadhani umepata dem ako na Class kumbe umepata dem bado ako Class. THREAD.

Walisema the best way to tell a story ni kuanzia Introduction, work your way to reproduction and make it pregnant enough ndio iki form a Body uweze ku deliver... Let's begin.

Arif alikuwa wale raiya wali join campo juu ya co curriculum activities, hakuwa bookworm alikuwa footballer so mostly ungempata aki ball siku mzima kama mdhamini akingoja jioni aende ku train ama kucheza friendlies.

Na si unajua raha za campus ni kama mto? Drinks zikianza ku flow huwezi rudi Rivers, juu kila weekend ukipata text ya "Uko?" Unajua utakuwa maji kama Nairobi Waters coz kukata maji is guaranteed wakiku a-Liqour.

Na kama kawaida palipo na mzinga hapakosi honeys, Kwanza hao ndio hufika bash asali as possible kama wamedunga kushinda nyuki... Mzinga inaweza fanya hunnies wa Nairobi wakuje Nanyuki.

As time went by arif akakuwa guzzler na womanizer, in short alikuwa ana chase pombe na wanawake, just like his drinks alikuwa ana shoot his shots at them provided ako thirsty na wanamkunywa.

So kuna dem flani wa high school alikuwa mdem ametulia but not for long... siku aliingia form four hormones zake zilikuwa all over the place akaanza ku notice dudu za wavulana si za kukojoa pekee yake.

Aka give up na masomo akaanza kuwa more interested na relationships coz wanaume na bad performance wako na one thing in common.. wote wako na D. Ni vile tu wanaume wako na the most satisfying D compared na masomo.

Akajiuliza mbona avumilie na E Class na anaweza teka wanaume na mwili yake akuwe anabebwa na Mercedes E Class huko nje? Mbona akuwe class shuleni na anaweza kuwa a woman of class as civilian huko nje?

Akakuwa ana sneak out ana sare uniform kwa wale majirani wabaya wenye hawajali kama una waste life yako alafu anavaa civilian anazurura club after club usiku aki update CV ya body counts in her quest for a rich sponsor

Akawacha kucheza na inches za ruler akaanza kucheza na inches za mjulus, from kupata D kwa mtihani to kutafta mtu ako na D amwambie nataka "Mti honey".. in short, kama Uniform zake aka Sare shule.

Arif wetu on the other hand alikuwa na extravagant lifestyle hadi ungedhani ana work for UN, alikuwa wale wasee hung'ara from Monday to Monday coz lifestyle yao iko funded na Helb na gambling.

Alikuwa anabeba kila dem kama mat, bora aambie dem "You matatu me" dem anakuwa moist ana respond na "You can have manamba". Alikuwa anawacheza kama PS, kazi ni kuwafinya alafu anawa dump kama used Pads.

Ni wale raiya hu believe shimo mbaya ni ya nyoka pekee, so kitu yoyote imevaa skirt hakuwa anabagua, kazi ilikuwa kupanda mti kama environmentalist na ku spread miguu kama gynaecologist.
He was the chietht juu alikuwa anapita na Choo chote.

Kuna siku alirusha bash akiwa na mabeshte zake alafu coincidentally kulikuwa na madem walikuwa sherehe next door, wakaamua "Why have two parties when we can have one?" Waka merge ikuwe one big party... Our highschool dropout alikuwa amongst them.

Juu arif alikuwa Fisi Hyena standards akaona ameangukia dem wa class, kama table manners dem alikuwa anakaa poa, ikifika matters of the heart arif alikuwa cardiologist so akafungua roho yake na mistari zake artery haziku go in vein.

After kujuana waka exchange numbers na hata kwa Bible after the Book of Numbers unapata the book of Romans, arif na his brand new second hand wakaamua her body is the temple na alitaka ku spread the gospel till kingdom cum.

Arif alikuwa mtu wa one night stand alafu anasonga mbele kama injili but huyu dem ni kama alikuwa neurologist coz ali change mind yake... Ni kama alikuwa amewekewa kamote, so dem akakuwa mfungwa wa mapenzi akikuja anawekwa kamiti 🤭

Alikuwa rangi ya thao but akitoa nguo una mbao, mtoto amebarikiwa na kifua kikuu akiku hug una feel mammary glads ziki cushion soul yako, nyuma alikuwa amebeba Bonge la tako ni kama anahama, akikaa chini anakalia deposit 🤭

Arif na beshte zake walikuwa wanajikaza kisabuni kutoa foam weekend, dem naye anakuja na beshte zake wanapiga sherehe... It was all fun and games hadi vile arif alitaka kujua dem hufanya kazi gani ndio anapata time ya kutokea kupiga sherehe hivyo. Dem juu ya mapenzi aka open up.

Arif alipigwa na butwa twa... Alidhani ameangukia working class kumbe alikuwa ameangukia walking class. Alidhani dem ako na kazi kumbe kazi yake ni kutafta watu wako na kazi... ni wale madem wakiulizwa what are you bringing to the table wanatoa nguo.

Arif kugundua ni dropout na sio working class aka Ghost... Dem alikuwa anatuma "Jambo" but arif analenga juu ali pata-ni-show... they were lying to each other, wote walikuwa ma-liar.

Wahenga walisema Siri ya kitanda ni mimba na ukipenda raha yake kuwa tayari kulea, so kama days after elections dem hakuwa anaona MP... Alikuwa ana miss periods zake kama mwanafunzi ame skip lessons.

Akaenda clinic waka confirm ako na mimba and as a bonus alikuwa na STI, wahenga walisema ukiwa na a negative mindset kila saa hauskizi kile watu wanakuambia... One day you'll be humbled and be a positive thinker. Hii sio kitu dem alikuwa ana expect.

Arif alikuwa anaskiza ngoma za Mtoto wa Diana ki Bahati mbaya, akaskia mtu anagonga mlango, kufungua ilikuwa huyo dem... Bedsitter ikageuka sports arena na maternity ward at the same time coz dem alikuja ku deliver news za ball alafu pia akamshow status yake.

Arif alikuwa anaskiza ngoma za Mtoto wa Diana ki Bahati mbaya, akaskia mtu anagonga mlango, kufungua ilikuwa huyo dem... Bedsitter ikageuka sports arena na maternity ward at the same time coz dem alikuja ku deliver news za ball alafu pia akamshow status yake.

Ika hit arif kuwa as a professional footballer ali make a defensive blunder aka lose possession ya ball na Dem being a keeper at the time alishika ball yake na red card pia. VAR ika confirm pia yeye ni victim.

Siku hizi kupata Birth certificate na STIs ni haraka sana kushinda kupata Leaving Certificate if you don't know your A, B, CDs. Ukikosa kuweka C mbele ya D uta end up na ST mbele ya D... Tafakari.

Majani huwa picked, na ikipata chai haina maziwa inakuwanga a Strong Tea, but uki introduce kichungi then Tea leaves it behind. JICHUNGE.
Strap Up kama hauko SURE na uko na TRUST issues.