Barbarian: Alright, a deal is a deal. I participated in one of your church services. Now you must come to my holy place and do the same.
Cleric: This is a gym.
B: Please, partake of the ritual sacrament.
C: This is a protein shake.
B: Hallowed be our gains.
#DnD
Cleric: This is a gym.
B: Please, partake of the ritual sacrament.
C: This is a protein shake.
B: Hallowed be our gains.
#DnD
B: Now, bend your knees.
C: Are we praying?
B: Not yet, but you will. Squats are our most cherished mortification.
C: What are we offering this pain to?
B: The holiest of temples, your body. Come back up.
C: *grunts* Oh wow, this is awful. Are we done?
B: *laughs in reps*
C: Are we praying?
B: Not yet, but you will. Squats are our most cherished mortification.
C: What are we offering this pain to?
B: The holiest of temples, your body. Come back up.
C: *grunts* Oh wow, this is awful. Are we done?
B: *laughs in reps*
*much later*
B: Well, how do you feel?
C: I am a vessel of pain.
B: Excellent. That is your temple being purged of evils. Rest, for we worship again tomorrow.
C: What!? I only go to church once a week!
B: You lack devotion. We will build piety into your chest and back.
B: Well, how do you feel?
C: I am a vessel of pain.
B: Excellent. That is your temple being purged of evils. Rest, for we worship again tomorrow.
C: What!? I only go to church once a week!
B: You lack devotion. We will build piety into your chest and back.
B: Did you enjoy yourself?
C: I did like the repetitive nature of it. It reminded me of our hymns. You sort of lose yourself to it.
B: Indeed! Perhaps we could incorporate this into your church?
C: That sounds like a good idea!
*elsewhere*
Paladin: Something feels... right.
C: I did like the repetitive nature of it. It reminded me of our hymns. You sort of lose yourself to it.
B: Indeed! Perhaps we could incorporate this into your church?
C: That sounds like a good idea!
*elsewhere*
Paladin: Something feels... right.
Glad you enjoyed this, it's been a bit. Today I'd like to promote going for a walk. See if you can rope a friend into it with you. 30 minutes with them will do wonders for your heart, in many ways. ❤🐝
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