Collection of memes/ tweets produced about Matt Hancock.
A few are borderline sexist and almost all are crude, I found them funny anyway, you've been warned.
Before I start, some Tories are already saying that no Social Distancing rules were broken.
Lying is what they do!⬇️
Eat Out to Help Out is a general theme in many of the memes. Some are unambiguous about the point they're making.
A number point to Hancock's obvious hypocrisy
Many question Hancock's looks, suggesting that to have an affair, Gina must have other motivations or be otherwise affected.
Guidelines is a theme
As is Love Island
That his wife may have something to say is obvious, and who can object with a small shuffling back of Little Britain into acceptable, at least compared to Hancock.
Obvious but a chuckle
Where you've seen this before.
My runners up for best comment/meme
There is absolutely no rigorous or objective scoring process. I just like these, because they point at truths that everyone not in severe denial knows about this mafioso and corrupt Government.
My personal favourite award goes to @pearlylondon, who seems to summarise quite elegantly why Hancock is not fit for office.
And not for the theme of the day, but a host of other compelling reasons (see @GoodLawProject for why).
And on that subject, is someone at number 10 removing #Johnson's calendar appointment to fire #Hancock?
It's either that, or they just want us all to know that there is no line a Government Minister can cross to be fired.
Twitter says #MattHancock should face prison. Sadly 1. as a crown minister he's exempt from almost any charge 2. Only him?
Collective responsibility?
PM Approvals?
For Justice English law is 👎
We need Int'l Criminal Court, Crimes Against Humanity
But chant "Lock Them Up" for?
For anyone interested in this topic, the Hague grants no MP protections, but it's no certainty
Under CaH legislation it should be possible to put Cabinet members on trial for negligence causing unnecessary mass death
But (simplifying) Public Health Crimes are exempt from CaH
But there are other parts of ICC law that take precedence over any Public Health exceptions, the most obvious being the Rome Statute.
The argument would be that UKGov negligence constituted a serious attack on human dignity.
@MaajidNawaz@lbc is speaking exceptionally dangerous pseudoscience nonsense on LBC today. He's picked up a barmy theory about community escape or some other nonsense suggesting that viruses can somehow self-select for the most dangerous strain as a result of vaccinating everyone
He's mixing concept of bacterial resistance with viral vaccination. The distinction between the two is a reason to turn off the radio since resistance in bacteria comes through treatment whereas resistance in viruses come from mutation due to lack of treatment (very simplified)
This man has a national platform. And yet he's turning out the sort of nonsense that you hear Steve Bannon in the US and all the other anti-vax deniers throwing out. under the cover of using the word May he compare two concepts where 1 is 99% certain and his other is 1%
About time.
Now I know we have more scientists and medics of integrity. Poke your heads up for a moment and comment on the murderous negligent bastards in office who are so dangerously out of control,
And
Still making the same decisions which killed so many unnecessarily.
You might conclude that if as boasted by Johnson et al, we have become one of the best in the world at viral genetic analysis*, then someone would track down the genetics.
They have. We have. They point directly to Government negligence.