Let $this OP & impending thread stand as my account of MY actions
_My Account
Her name shall remain Scarlette
Yet her scars were not her own
For they were afflicted from another
For she was no harlot
Nor deserved the blood letter she bore
Her father commanded naval vessels
& trusted in a true captain
& he entrusted to me ...
2 tools which may be used ...utilized... to defend my ( $meow || present ) household, as we soon anticipate a 3rd human arrival to join our current trio of furry kitty babies
Let us ret // return to the main thread of this tale ...
We, Scarlette & i,
Met @ a Bible conference
I was led there by a female pastor
And joined by a young cousin
She, Scarlette, manned the reception desk
Suppose we say she manned the secretarial post
My young bro-cuz (son of my mom's sis) wished to see her smile & laugh
Thus he wished to repeat a crass joke
But he was young
& shy
So i chose to speak upon his behalf
I shall elect to leave the joke off this record
Suffice it to say ...
It involved the 1st 3 ltrs of a particular common alphabet and then a prompt for the "user" to cough
Followed up with a punch to point out the "user" choked on something ...disgusting...
At least,
Disgusting in the eyes of some (approx half)
Bk to our main
I was content to let the interaction fall there
She, however, stepped up & marshaled a 2nd interaction thru daFapp
We continued speaking
We shared
We bonded
Then ...
After some time
As the summer closed,
& the autumn cool of fall approached
She asked for the permission to persue ...to chase... another
I let her go
But then,
As a boomerang,
She came bk
But ...
Scarlette was no longer the same in my eyes
She chose to leave my arms
My protection
My guidance
My story
So ...
As a princess's husband once spake ...
"As ye wish"
But
Regretfully
Instead of manning up
I cowered
I failed
I flopped
I ghosted the young maiden
Scarlette ...
Should $this threaded tale ever cross ur mind
ur eyes
ur ears ...
Plz know ... I failed u
Not the other way around
I bare the brunt of that burden for the remainder of my humanly hours
> Thee Jackal, aka Jax
PT ( PT := post thread)
Known by some as :
Ginger
Red
Son
Jack-i-son
J-man
As for me ...
Call me as u plz ( :
I answer to *almost* any name
PPT,
The events of the ^ $above tale occured within the span of the summer of an earthly 2015,
Following a speedy & painful exit of a ~5yr courtship
Some may say ...
Scarlette served as my rebound
As i neglected to accept the rest&relaxation of singlehood for a summer
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