iF ( life === [game] ) {
# theN
tryNot2Lose( $me )
}

There is seemingly no other way
4 the USA Nascar racer, Dale Earnhardt Sr, taught me roughly ...

"If ur not 1st,
[Then] ur last"

.
.
.

But ... What is so bad about being last?
Are we not told that the last ($here) shall then become 1st ...somewhere...

&! Perhaps ...
"Crowns" || "Rewards" || "peanuts"

<to be> || are ... simply treats

Carrots

Non-stix

May B, as ... a motivational guide???

πŸ€” idk

Perhaps I ramble
Maybe I lie ... lay ... deceive
But ...
Only the __thief__ comes to steal

Or ...
May i B so bold
.
.
.

Only the __thief__ comes to deceive
Have ye eva heard the riddle of the 2 bro's

Identical, tho they appear, have vastly varying modus operandi (aka { AKA := also known as } ways of doing things)

Bro0 // Bro A may ONLY tell truth

Bro1 // Bro B may ONLY tell lies, aka deceptions

U approach a fork in ur path
The 2 identical (seemingly) bro's stand b4 ye

Also ...
A sign

The sign fully desc's the current scenario :
"""
Bro A === truth teller

Bro B === deceiver

Alas, who B whom???

1 path of this fork leads to paradise
The alt path leads to destruction & ruin

U, as a user ...
, are allowed to ask ONLY 1 question to EITHER bro

Choose wisely

There be a limited rush,

As ur food supply is running short

& water is scarce to locate within ur sphere of reach

Tick
Tick
Tick

So ...

What is ur Q?
"""
My #recom ...
, &! Take it or leave it ...

"Which way would ur brother point me to ruin"

Then ...

Follow that guiding finger that they point u toward, regardless who B whom

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13 Aug
I formally submit 5 mathematical axioms (constant) to live my life by ...

0,
1,
e,
pi,
i (the complex ... number)
0
The abstractional concept of "nothing"
1
The abstractional concept of "away || apart from mothing"
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13 Aug
#o --> oh me, oh my ...

U sure do seem to appear to be havin' some * $lite * // slight technical difficulties (he he heπŸ˜†πŸ€“πŸ˜‰)

Here, a Tweet of helping hand(s)

A '#' ( hash-tsg |or| pound-sign ) is used in 'computer-talk' kind of like a "name tag" that a human would wear
But totally d'accord it may to be if ye did not know some || any part of /\ thatπŸ™‚

Cuz, ya know ... haha who can * know * everything???

But alas,
_anyway
__back-2-main

The '#' name-tag of computer-talk {or perhaps .better. 'coding lang($)'} can be a very helpful & useful tool
_Aside
Huh, wait ... Look up there /\

Did u 2 C that odd '$'???

Huh, may be perhaps that should've

...should have...
...should of...
...oh!, 4get that $ hit!...

Haha cuz who needz $$$$$
When a lil $$ may suffice

But only $ ,
... well ... that could kill
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11 Aug
Let the #r #reach of thy birdie app do its magic

I once ghosted an ex that sought to reconnect

She had turned away from me 1st

But that justifies not my actions

Let $this OP & impending thread stand as my account of MY actions
_My Account

Her name shall remain Scarlette

Yet her scars were not her own

For they were afflicted from another

For she was no harlot
Nor deserved the blood letter she bore

Her father commanded naval vessels
& trusted in a true captain
& he entrusted to me ...
2 tools which may be used ...utilized... to defend my ( $meow || present ) household, as we soon anticipate a 3rd human arrival to join our current trio of furry kitty babies

Let us ret // return to the main thread of this tale ...
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11 Aug
3 axioms of present #math || #maths

1) 0 is a thing, abstracting the concept of nothing

2) 1 is a thing, abstracting the concept of 1 unit away from 0, the 1st thing

3) the things 0 & 1 can meaningfully be "added" || "combined" to form new things

Let us call 1+1 to be 2
Let us call 0 + (-1) to be -1 in an IOU sense

From those, I can see ...
Addition
Subtraction
Multiplication
Division
Exponentiation

Then we may encapsulate these op's into maps || or func's if ye prefer

Ahh maps ... Well functions
Pure functions

When the same 2 inputs yield the same output ... Or 2 outputs ... Once outputted

Haha who knows?!!?
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25 Jul
Pro #tip

Get a Google acct (aka a gmail) (if possible)

W/ ur new Google acct, explore all the wonderful FREE services & products that u get access to all for the low low cost of Google knowing ALL ur data (so do not share anything private w/ the Google)
Specifically :
A) Sheets
B) Docs
C) Photos
D) Drive
E) Slides
F) Forms
G) Colab
A) Google Sheets

The much better Microsoft Excel

Used to make & edit :
- spreadsheets
- CSV (comma-separated value) files
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#testing 1... 2... 3...

#feedback pls!

Preferably constructive,
But if ya must troll ...

Ne warned I may be so inclined as to fire back ;)
I shall accept "<3"s as no construction needed :)
#testing smaller file size
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