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15 Aug, 4 tweets, 1 min read
I'll be sure to DVR that to watch when I get a chance
It may be a while, I've got about 20 hours of car auction shows to plow through first
My main question is if Barrett-Jackson Kabul is going to be cancelled
Frankly, if I'm a Biden advisor I'm telling him to ignore the whole thing and hope it all blows over. There is literally nothing he can say at this point that won't be another messaging disaster.

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intercom: Bob and Chuck please report to the manager's office

Or, on second thought, how about I just fire you both now so I don't have to deal with any of this bullshit at all
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If you can't understand the utter mock-worthy absurdity of a bunch of Brussels bureaucrats issuing HR warnings to cavemen who just dispatched the largest military force on Earth, I'm afraid I can't help you
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I have it on good authority that @NateEMiller will be keeping track of the CFB Marble Game again this season. Rankings aren't really meaningful until week 5 or 6.
Refresher on the rules:

1. Every P5 (+ND & BYU) team starts with 200 marbles, every G5 team starts with 100
2. win at home/neutral field, take 20% of opponent's marbles; win on road, take 25%
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Every P5 team w/ a road W vs a P5 team has 250 marbles
Every P5 team w/ a home W vs a P5 team has 240
Every P5 team w/ a road W vs G5 team has 225
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Every P5 team w/ win vs FCS has 200

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What's all this about dewormed horses shooting COVID doctors in Oklahoma
I blame Bat Child
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Today's #DavesCarIDService will be short and sweet Image
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