"Taliban-related content banned on Facebook, Instagram and WhatsApp" cnbc.com/2021/08/17/tal…
Not officially adding this into the thread for several reasons.

But when Afghanis held on to the plane at Kabul airport the other day?....

Some of them may have not let go. Image
🚨🚨🚨🚨VERIFIED CORPSE

Afghan Refugees hung onto the C-17 plane leaving Kabul.

The assembly hatch closed.

And a video going around shows someone's body FLOPPING in the sky, stuck to the craft. Image
Washington Post CONTINUES to GRILL Biden for his Afghanistan failure washingtonpost.com/opinions/2021/…
British politicians continue to react to the situation
CIRCUS IS BACK IN TOWN Image
HE'S FREE

"British student evacuated from Kabul after 'danger tourism' stunt forces him into hiding from Taliban" telegraph.co.uk/world-news/202…
"The first women's demonstration after the Taliban movement to the capital, Kabul." -- via twitter.com/HameedMohdShah/
"First-person view of clinging on to a plane taking off from the Kabul airport." -- via twitter.com/kazmiwajahat/
"Biden authorizes $500M more for Afghan refugee relocation" thehill.com/homenews/admin…
"Horrible scenes outside the Kabul airport." -- via twitter.com/KazmiWajahat/
"Progressives eye shift in strategy after high-profile losses" thehill.com/homenews/campa…
"Crab Man why are you so cautious about what you post?"

Because right now it's a fragile time. Image
Taliban spokesperson lays out rules for women and the hijab.
"The Sikhs/Hindus of #Kabul, have taken shelter n Gurudwara Karte Parvan have made an emotional appeal to the #Sikh bodies to evacuate them from Afghanistan before it is too late. These Sikh/Hindu families have preferred migrating to US & Canada" -- via twitter.com/rsrobin1/
🚨🚨🚨🚨"Biden administration reverts to internal blame-shifting amid Afghanistan chaos" cnn.com/2021/08/17/pol… Image
"Assault drills" means warm-up practice btw Image
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Cuomo picked a perfect time to resign TBH
"UK politicians decry Joe Biden’s defence of Afghanistan pullout" theguardian.com/politics/2021/…
WOW devastating Image
Situation in Kabul, per latest update Image
🧐🧐 Image
summary Image
oooooo Image
Seems to check out Image
"He spoke on women's rights for about 30-45 seconds, said that women will need to act within the framework of Sharia, and then changed topic." -- twitter.com/IntelDoge/ Image
"Fearful calm takes hold in Afghanistan as Taliban promises to live and let live" cbsnews.com/news/afghanist…
READ THE TEA LEAVES Image
Afghans scramble to delete digital history, evade biometrics news.trust.org/item/202108171…
"Rick Scott raises removing Biden from office over Afghanistan" politico.com/news/2021/08/1…
oh what a gentle suggestion.

NOT Image
Intelligence Warned of Afghan Military Collapse, Despite Biden’s Assurances nytimes.com/2021/08/17/us/…
"How the Taliban engineered 'political collapse' of Afghanistan" reuters.com/world/asia-pac…
> One COVID positive case
> DONT TALK TO YOUR NEIGHBORS

Nahhhhhhh that's too far
"FEEL FREE TO COME"
"But.... you know. If you don't make it to the airport safely, you just don't. Ok? Cool." Image
"The Taliban knocked on her door 3 times. The fourth time, they killed her" cnn.com/2021/08/17/asi…
NOTE TO NEW FOLLOWERS: in the past two days together we’ve watched someone get crushed in military aircraft and flop around while thousands of feet in the sky.

As well as people falling to their death from the sky.

Point being: it’s ok to take it easy today.
Lord have mercy Image
Lol SOMEONE ASKED THEM ABOUT FACEBOOK!!
This is why Twitter’s choice today was not a good one to make

We’ve all become pretty damaged Image
In fact I spent four hours scraping paint off a window instead

Was it boring? Yeah a little. But at least I didn't lose my mind over something online, instead.
Cool? cool cool cool Image
"Twitter Says Taliban Spokesman Will be Allowed to Remain if He Doesn’t Get Too Violent" mediaite.com/news/twitter-s…
FRESH AIR Image
WARNING YOU NOW Image
watchin Image
LATEST NUMBERS because I'm trying to stay focused on things like that while Americans continue doing their usual "dead horse" reactionary routine Image
indeed

Who gives a shit if Carrie Underwood liked a tweet from Matt Walsh?

I mean, Ted Cruz or the pope like a porn ad i think, once. But that was years ago. Image
No they're just the "never Biden"ers now Image
OH NO

The Taliban LIE!?!?

HOW CAN THIS BE Image
> DESTROYED PASSPORTS

OMG Image
> bully someone over race

> SEND ME MONEY ImageImage

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JUST SMACKING MOSQUITOS ON MY BODY

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