The hell we don't
https://twitter.com/AliseNavidad/status/1433467732389859329
It's literally the entire point of the text
Protip: don't try to con somebody who was street racing and smashing mailboxes and organizing cornfield keggers at your age
true story: after I spent a night in jail at 16, the next day I was at my grandparents' house, with my parents, and my grandma proceeded to tell me how both my dad and grandpa had spent a night or two in the pokey as teenagers themselves
https://twitter.com/gtotango/status/1433842156184104961
and yes, I received police calls regarding both my demon spawn when they were in high school
It is my firm belief the path to wisdom is to get away with a lot of shit, and then get busted for something relatively innocuous, and get all of that out of the way before you are 18
This is the Tao of Dave
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