Thread by @bull_wrighter

It’s been very confusing – all this pandemic talk?
What does it mean?
So, I thought I’d make a handy Glossary
Enjoy!
#PandemicGlossaryofTerms
#Covid_19 #coronavirus #antivaxxers #pandemic #vaccines #CovidVaccine #FreedomDay
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Pandemic Glossary of Terms:
Vaccine = an injection that used to provide immunity
Pandemic = technocrats getting to sell fear porn
Vaccine Expert = industry spokesperson
Vaccinated = you are an absolute hero
Unvaccinated = selfish types, who haven’t joined the group think
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Epidemiologist = lab rat, unless working for Big Pharma
Antivaxxer = anyone who questions the narrative
PCR Test = WHO’s version of a guessing game
Lockdown = you need a jab!
Self-isolating / quarantine = naughty person sent to their room
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Hospitalisations = that’s only the unvaccinated, honestly!
Deaths = serves them right for not getting vaccinated
Pfizer = God and Jesus rolled into one
Moderna = Toyota Corolla version of Pfizer
mRNA = too complicated for you to understand, just get a jab
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‘Safe and effective’ = a noble lie
Survival rate = 99.96%, but you must get jabbed!
Infection rate = fear tactics until you get jabbed
Immune compromised = if you aren’t scared, you should be now
Health worker = expendable pawn
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Emergency worker = more important than hedge fund managers 😂
Delta Variant = booster shot coming soon...
Israel infection rate = er… whoops, booster anyone?
Face masks = designed to protect others
Emergency legislation = we tell you what to do, or our cops will beat you!
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Freedom March = an antivaxxer social gathering (ignored by MSM)
Alternative treatments = witchcraft
Independent physician proscribing early treatments = white coat antivaxxer
Ivermectin = horse worming paste (definitely not Nobel prize winning infectious disease drug)
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Hydroxycloroquine = Antivaxxer’s recreational drug of choice
Herd Immunity = only achieved by a programme of jabs; other explanations are folklore
Comprehensive vaccine status report = Masterclass in how to manipulate data
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Child vaccinations = Government approved (ignore what the manufacturer recommends)
WHO = World Health Opinion (with our Big Pharma ‘partners’)
Big Pharma share price = look away! Look at those antivaxxers over there!
PPE = an opportunity for obscene profit
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CDC = Centre for Disease Control and Propaganda
Wuhan = cover up job
Sheeple = the industry loves them
Mainstream Media = propaganda machinery
Vaccine zealots = brave defenders of the narrative
Independent media = antivaxxers in print
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Joe Rogan = enemy of the people
Biotech whistle blower = traitor, heretic, but worst of all, an antivaxxer!
Adverse reactions = unfortunate vaccine statistics
Vaccine death = fault of the patient
Dr Facui = liar
mRNA Vaccine = a form of gene therapy (it's cool!)
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Biotechnology = profit-making opportunity
Critical thinker = antivaxxer in disguise
Social distancing = because you deserve it
Mental health = something we avoid talking about
Philanthropist = eugenicist in disguise
Essential travel = privilege for the vaccinated
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Freedom Day = baiting a liberal
Vaccine passports = the psychopaths have taken over the asylum
Medical apartheid = coming your way soon!
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