Okay, so @Soundsaboutleft desperately need money and since neither of us are physically appealing enough, we decided to join a medical experiment.
The experiment would remove our brains and pump blood, etc. around and see if we could still talk.
They paid us $50!!
The experiment would remove our brains and pump blood, etc. around and see if we could still talk.
They paid us $50!!
So I watched the interviews they did with us while our brains were gone.
Oh, right, they put our brains back in and this is my talking with a brain...it's...
JUST GO WITH IT!
Oh, right, they put our brains back in and this is my talking with a brain...it's...
JUST GO WITH IT!
So I'm watching the video and the first thing I noticed is that I keep screaming "I WANT A RED HAT TO PROVE I'M A PATRIOT!"
Weird.
Left keeps going "I have an immune system and don't need a shot other than whiskey! I know this because a mommy blog told me! Give me horse paste!"
Weird.
Left keeps going "I have an immune system and don't need a shot other than whiskey! I know this because a mommy blog told me! Give me horse paste!"
So then it came rapid fire:
Me: Trickledown economics works!
Left: The GQP cares about the poor
Me: TFG was smart and talented and had big hands
Left: Billionaires shouldn't pay taxes
Me: DeSantis and Abbot are great governors who care about their constituents
Me: Trickledown economics works!
Left: The GQP cares about the poor
Me: TFG was smart and talented and had big hands
Left: Billionaires shouldn't pay taxes
Me: DeSantis and Abbot are great governors who care about their constituents
Me: Covid will disappear on its own
Left: Where did the flu go? All a conspiracy!
Me: The earth is flat!!
Left: Brexit was a great idea!
Me: The GQP care about our democracy!
Left: The GQP care about POC and women!
Left: Where did the flu go? All a conspiracy!
Me: The earth is flat!!
Left: Brexit was a great idea!
Me: The GQP care about our democracy!
Left: The GQP care about POC and women!
"Stop!" I screamed as I watched the video after they put my brain back inside me.
Left was vomiting. "Why would I say any of that?"
Then we both sobbed knowing that, deep down, we're all one step above absolute ignorance.
They then gave us our $50.
WORTH IT!
Left was vomiting. "Why would I say any of that?"
Then we both sobbed knowing that, deep down, we're all one step above absolute ignorance.
They then gave us our $50.
WORTH IT!
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