[TJPW 9.23 Shinkiba LIVE Translation Thread]

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Today I will be live translating for this TJPW show from the venue of DDT 923 Sapporo (VOD only show that does not require translation). Don't ask me why.

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Namba:
Hello ev'one clap clap clap

And YOU on WRESTLE UNIVERSE, konnichiwa!
Do you see me?

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Clapping practice!

This is the go-home for 10.9 WP2!
Imagine you're in that venue, with that capacity, and pretend I'm your favorite super cool super cute wrestler NOW CLAP

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BTW that clapping practice is compulsory for you watching on UNIVERSE too

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Mahiro:
I have an announcement.
I've been sidelined with a neck injury for about a month, but...

...I'm coming back at WRESTLE PRINCESS II !

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Namba:
Hence the card will change a bit; there will be a separate announcement for the amended card

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Hikari: loves deathmatches
Miu: 120% energetic, muscular, pink, loves idols
Raku: Train of the day is the Enshu Tetsudo

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BTW the nickname for Enshu Tetsudo is Entetsu, same with Tetsuya Endo of DDT.

They own the coveted domain name entetsu.co.jp

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Miu:
Thank you thank you let's go Hikari

Hikari:
Right fists ready!
TJPW STAAATOOO

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Kamiyu with the win and the Toribami nose pose; going into #tjpwWP2 strong

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Even with my journalistic capabilities I fail to find out what Neko whispers to Namba every time

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Misao:
Hello Big Children!
This is Hyper Misao protecting love and peace in TJPW!

WP2 is coming up!

ARE
YOU
READY

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Misao:
I want to hype myself up for WP2 too, but you know how I'm the King of 3-Ways?
This is gonna be a bit too easy, but I'm gonna beat them anyways and create momentum for WRESTLE PRINCESS II !

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Misao:
WHAT'S GOING ON

Kiso the show must go on
We must entertain the fans

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Kiso:
Wait no this is not what the fans want
Go look for them Misao

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From here on out, MITB shall only be used in the context of Misao In A Bag

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Raku going after that carefully-brushed tail of Neko!

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Hurricane Turn!
I guess that makes Raku the new King of 3-Ways!

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Maki Itoh is talking personally to YOU when the first thing she says right out of the gate is HELLO MOTHERFUCKERS

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Itoh wins with the Itoh Punish!

Princess of Princess challenger and International Princess challenger going into #tjpwWP2 strong; we shall see how the champs fare today

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Miyu Yamashita keeps extending her record for the number of days she's had the coolest entrance in all of wrestling

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Nodoka:
YABAI
THIS MOVE IS DANGEROUNS
THIS IS NO JOKE

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Ooh I think Miyu clipped her tag partner Hikari a bit in the face there

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Okay now THAT was a beautiful Screw Kick there

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Lights out with the Skull Kick!

Miyu might have no shin left after this match, but she'll still kick ass at WP2.

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They practiced!
The population of L-O-V-E-capable wresters and fans are growing!

You better get your fingers ready for WP2 too if you still can't do it

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The Magical Sugar Rabbits have their own well-remixed entrance theme, but Miyu's song playing during Miu's entrance was someone screwing up in the back, just like Namba screwed up Shoko's entrance; everyone's too excited for this main event

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Arisu, Mizuki is NEVER to be trusted, especially when she's in the opposite corner from you.

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Was that the first Double Giant Swing in the history of mankind

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She can double body slam, double giant swing, do the L-O-V-E, and can paint like no other.

Life isn't fair

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Shoko catches Arisu with the Northern Lights, but the young trio more than held up their end in the main event; the future is bright!

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Yuka:
Hey did you guys do double teams?
Did you leave me out?

Mizuki:
You were there in spirit

Shoko:
Last show before WP2!
This match today made me happy so I will do my best at WP2.
Shouldn't everyone come out?

Yuka:
Come out!

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Shoko:
Oh hey YO Mahiro how you doin'?
I think I see Rika and Marika too.

You all know what you need to eat to be happy happy; PROTEINS

Eat PROTEINS and HAPPY HAPPY!

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Quick summaries of what I caught

Suzume: I kick ass
Neko: I do best
Pom: I have fun
Kamiyu: I bring toughest friend Asuka
Misao: SEE YOU BIG CHILDREN in Ota-ku
Nao: I'm gonna make everyone happy
Arisu: Imma win with my favorite partner

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Mahiro: I'm coming back and winning whatever match they book!
Kaya: I'm still new but I'll do my best
Miu: Hi Arai are you watching
Namba: I will be calm I will not be afraid
Hikari: Imma BURN that Burning Venus

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Itoh: I'm the cutest in the world and I look the best in that belt
Mizuki/Yuka: MagiRabbi gonna take down Bi-Gun

Miyu: I'm not losing!
As you can see, we're all hyped and ready. We're gonna make WP2 the best show possible!

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Thanks for hanging out!

I now have some very important GIFs to make so I will excuse myself.

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