[TJPW 3.7 PPV Live Translation Thread]

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Team Red Captain Shoko:
We're gonna try our best to win and get to eat Genghis Khan!

Yuka:
Guys better bust your asses!

Suzume:
Shoko didn't consult me when putting me in the main event!
It's like the Gods are playing with my destiny.

#tjpw
Team White Captain Rika:
Team White won last year so we will win again this year.

Miyu:
I AM GENGHIS KHAN
I AM TEAM WHITE

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Rika:
Okay let's do that thing

Everyone else:
WHAT THING

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Shota:
This 11 on 11 format is so tough for us on commentary

Koda:
How is the 2-count rule for the wrestlers?

Shota:
It's so counterintuitive that it throws us off

Koda:
So there may be a lot of upsets

#tjpw
Shota:
How the team is doing will also affect our performance

Koda:
There is no tie, because after 5 mins they go into 1-count fall overtime.
The fact that the winners' prize is food will also greatly affect the performance of certain wrestlers.

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Shota:
Miyu seemed very invested

Koda:
Her joke didn't land

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Mahiro:
The rules are different today so I have a decent shot against Shoko.
Me beating her will greatly boost the morale of our team and discourage the opponents.

#tjpw
Shoko:
We already have this won strategically.
We're eating tonight!

#tjpw
Love the audio quality

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Beautiful grounded rana by Shoko!

and Namba already flubbed the time announcement I'm concerned for the rest of the matches

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Arisu:
I want Genghis Khan so I will contribute to the team's win!

Namba:
Pom is up next...aaah shut up will you stop running into me

Pom:
Shoko won, I will win, Team Red will win all the matches!

#tjpw
The sound quality is so good I'm like I'VE NEVER HEARD THIS SONG BEFORE WHO IS IT

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Loving the details being put into the production.

Notice how the corners are red/white and not red/blue because the teams are Red/White; the neutral corners are yellow.

#tjpw
OOH HikaShio match next

Hikari:
I'm not giving any delicious food to Shiori

Sena:
This is gonna be my first win against Hikari!

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Hikari gets the first win for Team White!
Red 2 vs White 1

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Miyu:
Both Moka and I are Karate Girls.
I MUST win today because food is on the line

Moka:
I might have a shot today to beat Miyu because of the two count rules.
Genghis Khan tonight!

#tjpw
Kicking out of the Skull Kick at 2 is a bit much to ask...we're even at 2-2 now

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Misao:
I'm the God of Hero's Masks; I have taken over the body of Hyper Misao today.
I heard that my opponent today is One in a XYZ Years.
I don't care about the food

Mirai:
I always fall for Misao's tricks; NOT TODAY.
I won't fight crash test dummies or model walk today!

#tjpw
Yuka:
You look so good with the headband

Mirai:
*shy smile

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Misao:
Hello everyone in this UNIVERSE
I am the God of Hero Masks, and I have found an elite candidate to wear a mask.

I bumped into SS on the way and captivated him in this mask.

Mirai if you can beat me with this mask on, you will have control over the entire universe.

#tjpw
Suzume:
Mirai don't fall for it!
Remember what has happened to you in the past!

Mirai:
*falls for it

#tjpw
Misao:
You fell for it!
I am not the God of Hero Masks I am Hyper Misao!

#tjpw
Mirai is screaming SS as she pins Misao; she is fighting to avenge her fallen comrade

#tjpw
Sudden death overtime!
1 count falls!

#tjpw
White is up 3-2 now!

Miu:
#YAAAY
I counted sheep when going to bed last night.
I only have sheep on my mind I'm definitely winning today

(Genghis Khan is sheep meat BBQ)

#tjpw
Marika:
#GYOW
I don't have good memories of these stip matches so I will beat Miu today so I can eat Genghis Khan tonight feeling good about myself.

#tjpw
We're back at 3-3

Aino:
My favorite idol is Raku but I have no qualms beating her up if it's for food

Raku:
My secret tactic today is to seduce Aino

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Aino can't contain the joy of facing her favorite idol

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Rika:
Aino, keep your personal feelings out of your matches!

Koda:
YOU OF ALL PEOPLE

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Aino is a mixed bag of emotions here, but having to choose between food and favorite idols is definitely not a bad situation; I say you win either way

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Rika:
Have we won already?

Namba:
You're up 4-3, but no not yet.

Shoko:
We're only down by 1 right?
We'll be fine we're still eating tonight.

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Kamiyu:
So Nao's the Rat Chaser; what a weird name.
I'm chasing after the sheep we'll be eating tonight.

Shoko:
What's wrong with Rat Chaser it's cool!

Nao:
I've been in TJPW for a few months and everyone's been kind and amazing EXCEPT for Kamiyu!

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It would make perfect sense if this PPV was just one giant plug for the next entrance theme CD

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Kamiyu:
Sorry I'm still getting a kick out of that Rat Chaser thing.
Do you even understand the difference between a mouse and a rat?

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Kamiyu:
OW OW OW
My face hurts and your jokes are lame OW OW

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Kamiyu:
My finger!
I just broke it the other day!
Look it's getting discolored ove....(eyepoke)

Nao:
BAAAWL Kisooo
*incomprehensible garble and fake crying

Kaiyu:
*more fake crying

#tjpw
We're back at 4-4

Mizuki:
So this is like the Tale of the Hare and the...Racoon?
I will go hunt the Racoon down!

Nodoka:
GEN!
GHIS!
KHAN!

But first I must have wild rabbit salad for appetizer

#tjpw
Rika taking every opportunity possible to jump Mizuki, but Miyu coming in to save the day

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Team White only needs one more win!

Neko:
The food is now only one win away!
I will win!

Yuka:
Did she say was gonna win?
I'm gonna roll her up into a ball and throw her away!
(leaves mocking Miyu's old Genghis Khan entrance choreography)

#tjpw
With a smaller ring than usual and facing Neko, Yuka is giving off the optical illusion of being a giant

#tjpw
Yuka the Giant

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That was the most vicious Magical Merry-Go-Round I've ever seen

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Rika:
Oh no what do we do this is not what I planned for, but I'm going to win the main event and provide Genghis Khan for Mizupyon

Suzume:
Oh no I have been burdened with a heavy responsibility but I will win FOR THE MEAT

#tjpw
Love and Revolution as a wrestling proper noun is up there in the god tier along the likes of Wrestle and Romance

#tjpw
Suzume was a fan of TJPW and of Rika before becoming a wrestler; what better opportunity to beat her in this main event.

But all of this means nothing to Rika today because dinner with Mizuki is on the line

#tjpw
This is some high intensity workout for Kiso with all the 0 count kick outs

#tjpw
Rika wins, not for the team but just for Mizuki.
Team White is happy, not for Rika but for the free food.

#tjpw
Rika:
God that was tough!
How did you all manage to to do it?

But yes I won the food!
I want to go just with Mizuki, but I have been enlightened and am a changed person.
I will go with the entire team.

#tjpw
Shoko:
I refuse to admit defeat!
We worked our asses off! Look at Suzume over here!

Our hard work deserves free food too!
Hey Koda!
If you don't give us free food I will reveal one of your secrets!
In your room, I know what merch you have of your favorite idol...

#tjpw
Koda:
Stop right there; okay fine.
I agree you busted your asses out there today.

We don't have any more All-You-Can-Eat tickets, but I will buy you all in Team Red lunches at Genghis Khan Kirishima

#tjpw
Rika:
Thank you Genghis Khan Kirishima.
This is a great day with a happy ending!

Shoko:
Thank you for watching the TJPW PPV!

#tjpw

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