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[TJPW 5.5 UNIVERSE Live Translation Thread]

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The amount of English Namba uses increases each time; at this rate I will be able to sit back and watch while I do nothing really soon

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Miyu:
Thank you thank you
I just fought yesterday and I was worn down, but I am strong so I've managed to be in battle condition for today.

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Miyu:
I know and you all know Yuka's tough.
In the main event today, I'd like to see what stance she will take in fighting me.

Today's gonna be as fun as yesterday was!

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Hikari:
I've finally won the belt!
It felt like I really became a Champ on my way home yesterday, when my suitcase was heavier because of the belt.

Hey you watching...all...of you...what do I say?

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Namba:
You're the International Champ; say something in English

Hikari:
WHAT

Um HI I'M HIKARI NOA I AM CHAMPION YAAAY

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Namba:

Remember, the uniform portraits are only on sale until 23:59JST today

By the way I'm dressed as a school girl

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Pomtrait no-people internet autograph sessions tonight:

Yuka/Mizuki/Rika/Kamiyu/Marika/Mirai/Suzume/Moka

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LOW BUDGET COMMENTARY on deck again today!

Shota:
You know what LOW BUDGET means?

Koda:
RAW? Like a great production TV show?

Shota:
NO, LOW

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Shota:
We had high price commentary in Korakuen yesterday, but one day later, look at us today!
Even our outfits are Low Budget!
UNIQLO! GU!

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Raku’s train of the day is the Tsubame Super Express Bullet Train ("Shinkansen")

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If TJPW becomes super worldwide, maybe I will eventually be able to make a living just telling people what Raku's train of the day is

I should reserve a Twitter account for that now shouldn't I

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Hikari's champ so she's in the center for the Opening Call today!

Alright 5 match show let's go
TJPW STAAATOOO

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Shota:
It's becoming more common for Neko's tail to be a disadvantage for her in matches; can't she be a cat breed with a shorter tail?

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Good to see Rika seemingly in good enough health to wrestle, with high spirit despite her loss yesterday

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Somehow feels like these 4 look extra good and extra energetic today, almost like the match is on 1.1x fast forward

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Beautiful Ring A Bell for the win!

BeeStar off to a good re-start after the title match loss yesterday.

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Namba utilizing the disinfection break wisely and dramatically to re-plug the uniform portraits

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Misao:
Give me the mic!
Hello Big Children watching on WRESTLE UNIVERSE!
It' Hyper Misao protecting love and peace in Tokyo Joshi!

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Misao:
We, Kyoraku Kyomei, have a mission to let the world know how fun wrestling is.
Are you having fun wrestling?

Endo:
Yes

Misao:
Do you want to have more fun?

Endo:
Yes

Misao:
Then we shall teach you how

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Misao:
The key to having fun in wrestling is BREAKING THE RULES
Endo, you shall learn from us how to have fun breaking the rules.

Okay sound guy, I'm done here.
Please go on with the show.

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Kamiyu with the Bakuretsu Sisters is the trio you never knew you wanted to see together

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Misao:
No no the cape fell off on its own!

Koda:
Which is no excuse whatsoever to use it for choking

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Okay Endo has been watching and learning; let's see what skills she has acquired

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