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[DDT 11.22 Korakuen Live Translation Thread]

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November Birthday Boys!

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HBD Sasaki, those are some HUGE keychains.

Couldn't replicate Sasaki's blackness around the eyes because my heart has just been cleansed just two days ago with that TJPW show.

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Under match is starting!

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There's going to be a big show on 2.23 in Nagoya, the first big show in Nagoya in 5 7 years, in the week following 2.14 KAWASAKI STRONG, the first DDT big show of 2021.

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This 12.4 documentary style show produced by Dieno will not be on UNIVERSE, but on a streaming service called PIA Live Stream.

The show will feature Dieno paying respect to Samson Miyamoto who recently passed away (handler of Andreza Giant Panda)

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This Dieno produce show will also feature:

BJW vs DDT
Death-Kamo Kun vs Pokotan

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Brookes' favorite Trainee Toi Kojima is debuting!

DDT 12.27 Korakuen
Hideki Okatani vs Toi Kojima

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Kojima:
i will do my best at korakuen cheer for me

Imabayashi:
Can you put some UMPH into it

Kojima:
yes i will do my best

Ima:
Well so Oshima is...

Kojima:
IT'S KOJIMA GODDAMNIT!!

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Dango on video:

Next Hiragana Muscle shows!

3.9 Korakuen Hall!
3.18 Cool Japan Park Osaka!

The Osaka show will be a completely replicated re-run show of the Tokyo show.

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Takanashi's here!!

Takanashi:
It's been a while!
I'm coming back on 1.29 on my self-run show.
I will go back into surgery after that to remove bolts though.

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Takanashi:

Having said that, Chris is going to win the D-Oh and main event 2.14 KAWASAKI STRONG, so I'm going to be there at all costs to support him!

DDT Korakuen Hall, STAAATOOO!

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Comments from each wrestler at the D-Oh GP 2021 press conference last week:

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Hirata:

We're not just the curtain jerker today for the D-Oh!
We're going to fight hor this hand-made new title, the V1 title to see who is the best in the DDT Variety Squad!

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Dieno:

Hirata, you know that my partner Honda's going to take that belt!

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Ring announcer:

Danshoku Dieno entering next, is restraining himself recently given the social situation.
None of you are in any danger of being targeted, so rest assured.

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Owashi's complaining to the sound tech guy about this remix of the Owashi/Hirata themes

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Hirata:
Everyone, you are witnessing new history being created right here!
This is the day when we crown the inaugural V1 Champion!
You guys better be ready to put your lives on the line!

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Hirata:
Stop right there!
Back it up!
All right, over this way!

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Honda:
GIVE UP!
Wait wait but first OUCH I must tell a story OW
I will give up after...why you laughing already Sakaguchi

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Honda:
Dieno!
The time is now!
SPREAD THEM CHEEKS
SPREAD THEM CHEEKS

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Apparently the Buzzing is the sound of Honda's anus giving godlike powers to Honda's Gon and Hirata's chop

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The most deserving man for the new Variety Squad V1 title, Yukio Sakaguchi, with yet another belt!

Sakaguchi 2 belts all over again!

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Sakaguchi:

Hey Hirata,
COME CHALLENGE ANY TIME

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I've completely lost track of what the DDT Grand Slam entails now

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Hey my hand and my voice made it on the video

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MAO:
AAAAGH
I'M OPENING THE TOURNAMEEENT

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MAO:
I have a hostage now

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MAO reversing the Gory Special with the OLAP; I don't ever recall seeing it outside of the Kinnikuman comic book

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So good to see Masa in Brookes' corner again

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Having Masa in the corner reminds us of how much Generic Masa sounds like the actual Masa

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That was the third match from the bottom?
MAN

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Man is Sasaki's retirement tour really going to last until 2080 at this rate?

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That figure four giant swing is called the Thunderstorm, made famous by THAT Koji Kitao

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Kyoko Inoue also later used the Thunderstorm under the name Kyoko Special

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THAT GERMAN SUPLEX!
What a bump to take on your birthday

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Sasaki with the Crossover Face Lock!
Beats Takeshita on his birthday!

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Katsumata with the NwA shirt for this match against former NwAmate Oishi!

NwA, DDT Sauna Club, ALLOUT...
Always keeping the fans wondering which stable his allegiance is to.

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Shunma:
MOVE MOVE MOVE MOVE MOVE

Matsui:
Once is enough; we get it

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We're definitely seeing a lot of Kyoko Inoue moves on this show today

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Oishi with the Fujiyama Knee Lock!

Love those Oishi matches where he's extra invested in winning.
So so good.

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I love Higuchi and I love Ueno

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All the matches have been great today; they've flown by and we're already in the main event

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Endo literally pulling out every move from his arsenal in the last stretch, beating Akiyama CLEAN!

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Endo:
WOW I really won hahaha
I can't help but laugh; this is like a dream come true.

BUT THIS IS THE HARSH REALITY.
I won.
I've effectively won the Tournament so I'm going to sit out the rest of the tournament...but I feel good so I'll stay in.

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Endo:
I will win every match in this Tournament.
I'm going to be the winner of the D-Oh Grand Prix 2021.
You make sure you watch me while I make it happen!

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That was Akiyama’s first loss in DDT.

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