1/n - The Great Gabby - #TreasureHunter of #ElDorado
A #ShortStory on🤩
STATUTORY WARNING – This is a work of fiction and any resemblance to any person living/dead is deliberate & intentional. The story may cause severe pain to a few. Readers are advised due caution b4 reading🥰
A #ShortStory on🤩
STATUTORY WARNING – This is a work of fiction and any resemblance to any person living/dead is deliberate & intentional. The story may cause severe pain to a few. Readers are advised due caution b4 reading🥰
2/n
A treasure hunter called The Great #Gabby, wid great passion 4 discovering #ElDorado, after years of research claimed 2hv finally cracked d code whch was encrypted in ancient epics of #ElDorado
- He claimed that 25 42’ 0.840”N and 71 42’ 0.007’W r d coordinates of #Eldorado
A treasure hunter called The Great #Gabby, wid great passion 4 discovering #ElDorado, after years of research claimed 2hv finally cracked d code whch was encrypted in ancient epics of #ElDorado
- He claimed that 25 42’ 0.840”N and 71 42’ 0.007’W r d coordinates of #Eldorado
3/n
Gabby showed hw he’d done yrs of tapasya 2 discover d truth & hw scientific he was. He not only gave all data in his favor but also a few whch went against him. Ppl saw dis as a sign of his honesty & lapped up his findings. His name and fame soon spread across the world!
Gabby showed hw he’d done yrs of tapasya 2 discover d truth & hw scientific he was. He not only gave all data in his favor but also a few whch went against him. Ppl saw dis as a sign of his honesty & lapped up his findings. His name and fame soon spread across the world!
4/n
But there were others who found something amiss in Gabby’s theory & started questioning him. The sport that Gabby was, he invited whosoever questioned him for a live debate. This further raised Gabby’s esteem in the public eye. “What a brave & confident man!” the ppl said!
But there were others who found something amiss in Gabby’s theory & started questioning him. The sport that Gabby was, he invited whosoever questioned him for a live debate. This further raised Gabby’s esteem in the public eye. “What a brave & confident man!” the ppl said!
5/n
First up 4debate was an archaeologist, Archie. This is hw d debate went..
(next tweet)
First up 4debate was an archaeologist, Archie. This is hw d debate went..
(next tweet)
6/n
ARCHIE: Hey! the coordinates given by u fall in d Bermuda Triangle! Thr is no qn of any land mass, much less a full city, ever having existed there!
GABBY: Aah! See how revolutionary my theory is? A good theory always questions existing knwldg & leads to more discoveries!
ARCHIE: Hey! the coordinates given by u fall in d Bermuda Triangle! Thr is no qn of any land mass, much less a full city, ever having existed there!
GABBY: Aah! See how revolutionary my theory is? A good theory always questions existing knwldg & leads to more discoveries!
7/n
ARCHIE: Come of it man! There is no archaeological evidence found to support your claim!
GABBY: If u haven’t found evidence, it's ur problem! Moreover, if no evidence has been found just as yet, it does not mean that no evidence will ever be found!
PUBLIC: Wow! Bravo Gabby!!
ARCHIE: Come of it man! There is no archaeological evidence found to support your claim!
GABBY: If u haven’t found evidence, it's ur problem! Moreover, if no evidence has been found just as yet, it does not mean that no evidence will ever be found!
PUBLIC: Wow! Bravo Gabby!!
8/n
Seeing how this was going, most ppl shied away but then some could not take all this lying down. So, entered another opponent called PRIESTY. He had done a lot of research on the subject and was confident of trouncing Gabby.
This is how this debate went: (Next tweet)
Seeing how this was going, most ppl shied away but then some could not take all this lying down. So, entered another opponent called PRIESTY. He had done a lot of research on the subject and was confident of trouncing Gabby.
This is how this debate went: (Next tweet)
9/n
PRIESTY: Boss Gabby! Do u realise that the latitude and longitude given by you – are both wrong??
GABBY: What's ur theory? Do you know method of science?
PRIESTY: Theory and science is all there but first talk about ur errors!
GABBY: Aah! See, u have no theory!
PRIESTY: Boss Gabby! Do u realise that the latitude and longitude given by you – are both wrong??
GABBY: What's ur theory? Do you know method of science?
PRIESTY: Theory and science is all there but first talk about ur errors!
GABBY: Aah! See, u have no theory!
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PRIESTY: I have had my theory much before u but first talk about your errors! Do u realise that U have mistaken latitude for the longitude and longitude for the latitude?
GABBY: You know Nyaaya Shastra? U know theory of probability? Theory of scientific analysis?
PRIESTY: I have had my theory much before u but first talk about your errors! Do u realise that U have mistaken latitude for the longitude and longitude for the latitude?
GABBY: You know Nyaaya Shastra? U know theory of probability? Theory of scientific analysis?
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PRIESTY: Grr!! I knw probability & calculus also but what does dat hv 2 do wid ur errors?
GABBY: C u don’t know dis also. Le'me teach u wht scientific analysis is. Lat-Long each hv 4 data points a) Direction (East-West North-South) b) Degrees c) Minutes & d) Seconds. Agree?
PRIESTY: Grr!! I knw probability & calculus also but what does dat hv 2 do wid ur errors?
GABBY: C u don’t know dis also. Le'me teach u wht scientific analysis is. Lat-Long each hv 4 data points a) Direction (East-West North-South) b) Degrees c) Minutes & d) Seconds. Agree?
12/n
PRIESTY: I agree baba! Everyone knows that. But what about ur error??
GABBY: Wait! Let me educate U. Now of these 4 data points I have Degrees, Minutes and Seconds all absolutely bang on. Can you imagine the degree of accuracy – accurate to the hundredth of a second!!
PRIESTY: I agree baba! Everyone knows that. But what about ur error??
GABBY: Wait! Let me educate U. Now of these 4 data points I have Degrees, Minutes and Seconds all absolutely bang on. Can you imagine the degree of accuracy – accurate to the hundredth of a second!!
13/n
PRIESTY: That’s ok baba! But what will u do with accuracy till the 100th of a second when the very base latitude & longitude themselves r wrong??
GABBY: U understand Conflicting observations? That is just 1 conflicting observation out of multiple data points!
PRIESTY: That’s ok baba! But what will u do with accuracy till the 100th of a second when the very base latitude & longitude themselves r wrong??
GABBY: U understand Conflicting observations? That is just 1 conflicting observation out of multiple data points!
14/n
PRIESTY: Well! I don’t know what to say to that kind of a logic!
GABBY: See! Priesty himself admits that he doesn’t know what to say! Another vitanda researcher bites the dust! Gabby ke Gab ka jawaab nahi!!
Public: Oh Wow! Gabby is a modern Rishi! Superb!!
PRIESTY: Well! I don’t know what to say to that kind of a logic!
GABBY: See! Priesty himself admits that he doesn’t know what to say! Another vitanda researcher bites the dust! Gabby ke Gab ka jawaab nahi!!
Public: Oh Wow! Gabby is a modern Rishi! Superb!!
15/n
Not the one to give up so easily, PRIESTY continues with his work on twitter and other platforms. And slowly but steadily, people started realizing how they’d been coned and misled!
So now started Twitter debates with common folks who hv read not only GABBY but also others.
Not the one to give up so easily, PRIESTY continues with his work on twitter and other platforms. And slowly but steadily, people started realizing how they’d been coned and misled!
So now started Twitter debates with common folks who hv read not only GABBY but also others.
16/n
Tweety1: Gabby! I think you’ve erred in ur interpretations!
GABBY: Oh Wow! Another screeching monkey
Tweety2: The software u used has a computing error!
GABBY: Another Troll after me! Watch the fun!
Tweety1: Gabby! I think you’ve erred in ur interpretations!
GABBY: Oh Wow! Another screeching monkey
Tweety2: The software u used has a computing error!
GABBY: Another Troll after me! Watch the fun!
17/n
Tweety3: They are not trolls. They are well known scholars, and IIT Graduates
GABBY: IITs also started producing fools nowadays!
Tweety3: They are not trolls. They are well known scholars, and IIT Graduates
GABBY: IITs also started producing fools nowadays!
18/n
Tweety4: Y ad-hominem? Y can’t u explain the error of latitudes & longitudes? How can u mistake one for the other?
GABBY: U know that there is a diff between Magnetic North pole and actual north pole of the earth? Now that we..
Tweety4: Y ad-hominem? Y can’t u explain the error of latitudes & longitudes? How can u mistake one for the other?
GABBY: U know that there is a diff between Magnetic North pole and actual north pole of the earth? Now that we..
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GABBY: Now that we knw dat geographic North Pole is actually d Magnetic SoutPole is it not possible dat ppl of #ElDorado could hv actually meant latitude when they said longitude & vice versa? This is xactly what my epoch of Aruni-Varuni also says! Ah! What a discovery!
GABBY: Now that we knw dat geographic North Pole is actually d Magnetic SoutPole is it not possible dat ppl of #ElDorado could hv actually meant latitude when they said longitude & vice versa? This is xactly what my epoch of Aruni-Varuni also says! Ah! What a discovery!
20/n
Tweety5: But u see, PRIESTY & JAYCEE hv both shown very clearly that ppl of #ElDorado knew the diff between geographic north & magnetic north and that they used Lat longs exactly in the way we use it now! Yet, U expect us to believe this? Sorry! can't buy ur logic!
Tweety5: But u see, PRIESTY & JAYCEE hv both shown very clearly that ppl of #ElDorado knew the diff between geographic north & magnetic north and that they used Lat longs exactly in the way we use it now! Yet, U expect us to believe this? Sorry! can't buy ur logic!
21/22
GABBY: I am not in the business of selling anything to you! U can believe whatever u want! Best Wishes!
Yeah! Another Vitanda demolished!!💪👏💫
And the story of the Great Gabby continues..
GABBY: I am not in the business of selling anything to you! U can believe whatever u want! Best Wishes!
Yeah! Another Vitanda demolished!!💪👏💫
And the story of the Great Gabby continues..
22/22
P.S. – In the STATUTORY WARNING given at the beginning , the meaning of the words deliberate and intentional may be read as NOT deliberate and NOT intentional. If u disagree then u may ignore d same as a conflicting observation.
In lighter vein, without malice.
🙏 Om 🙏
P.S. – In the STATUTORY WARNING given at the beginning , the meaning of the words deliberate and intentional may be read as NOT deliberate and NOT intentional. If u disagree then u may ignore d same as a conflicting observation.
In lighter vein, without malice.
🙏 Om 🙏
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