As we wind up for a second week of #festivus in Alberta, maybe a song is in order. *clears throat* 🎵+
On the 12th Day of Festivus, my Premier gave to me...

12 age-old grievances
11 governments waiting
10 big shots milking
9 premiers laughing
8 eyes a rolling
7 provs a-scoffing
6 donors paying
🎶 THE N.E.P. 🎶
4 months left (?)
3 feats of strength
2 chirping Matts™️

And a flight pass for Premier Kenney. 🎵

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23 Oct
Thank you, @BrockWHarrison, for pushing my follower count to over 5,000.

To all the newcomers, some notes:
I'm highly critical of the Alberta government's approach to intergovernmental relations - not because I'm anti-Conservative, but - because I'm pro-Alberta and pro-Canada.
I hold many conservative views. I believe in the importance of respecting institutions and preserving decentralized federalism.

I remember when most Western conservatives did, too.
Read 10 tweets
22 Oct
I've been studying Alberta political culture & public opinion for over a decade. I've learned that a lot of Albertans feel personally & collectively "left behind" by their governments, and by the pace of economic & social change that is challenging the "Alberta way of life." +
Acknowledegment is important. The continual airing of grievances by politicians who claim to be "standing up for Albertans" may feel good at the time. +
So, too, might spending billions of dollars on failed pipeline bets, war rooms, and public inquiries to identify and target "the bad guys."+
Read 9 tweets
22 Oct
To Albertans disappointed at your provincial government's inability to:
➡️launch a successful public inquiry, ➡️get an ally on Calgary city council to resign after sexually assaulting a minor,
➡️secure a massive majority against clock-changing... + #AbLeg
➡️win a multi-billion dollar bluff-bet on an international pipeline,
➡️win a Supreme Court case over the carbon tax,
➡️bribe Albertans into get vaccinated using multi-million dollar lotteries and gift cards... +
➡️convince a US governor to change her mind by calling her "brain-dead,"
➡️convince Netflix to pull an animated kids show without elevating it to the top 10... +
Read 4 tweets
21 Oct
I've been saying this for months.

The #equalization referendum is all about buying the premier an unlimited flight pass to the rest of Canada so that he can escape accountability for -- and distract from -- his government's handling of the pandemic. 🧵#ableg #abpoli
Read 4 tweets
10 Oct
A few years ago, @jkenney was stumping around Alberta referring to Fiscal Stabilization as an "Equalization Rebate". #ableg #abpoli
I thought it was disingenuous at the time. A bit of harmless branding.
Now I'm questioning whether it was actually part of a deliberate misinformation campaign.
Read 6 tweets
9 Oct
Troy highlights what I think a lot of Yes voters miss about this equalization referendum: how others perceive Alberta's opening offer. 🧵#ableg #abpoli
Threatening to remove equalization from the constitution is kind of akin to the richest guy in the neighborhood threatening to cut the power cable that runs through his yard if his neighbour's don't pay up.
No one thinks he's serious. Even when he tells them he's polled members of his family who agree with him.
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