And if you think Sue Gray is truly independent and would ever publish a report calling for the resignation of the #CrimeMinister, I've got some Turkish PPE from a Tory donor to sell you.
If Johnson is able to apologise for actually breaking the law, and get away without losing his job & being prosecuted by @metpoliceuk, there really is no point in anyone trying to hold him to account for anything anymore
Don't say I didn't tell you this was coming #r4today#PMQs
Johnson can't apologise tomorrow because that would be an admission he was an accessory in an unlawful act, in which case he would have to resign (surely)
@LBC Boris Johnson is hiding in a fridge, so he's sending Michael Ellis MP (the paymaster general) to answer questions about whether the Crime Minister was at a party in his own garden.