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11 Jan, 6 tweets, 5 min read
I've discovered a solution to the #NHS #Covid Staffing Crisis.

It's simple.

Variable treatment according to status.
The Unvaccinated who chose to disbelieve medical science should be cared for in a marquee in the hospital car park by Gavin, a plumber, Steve the trainee, and a random collection of people selected from Facebook and YouTube.

You know ... people they trust.
Meanwhile anyone who voted Tory should be placed in a half-built wing, amidst a building site with no equipment and no staff ...

Like the ones that the PM announced as 'completely open and ready for business'.
Lastly, anyone who ever voted #Ukip or #ReformParty should wait in a queue until a pure-blood Englishman with documented proof of heritage going back to Norman times is available to care for them.

I think that should sort it.
Perhaps some of them would finally understand the lies they have been told, the myths they have been sold, and maybe gain a smidgen of humanity.

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In case you missed it, a #Brexit Party candidate, Stephen Peddie, was found guilty this week of threatening to shoot #Labour MP Dawn Butler in the Head.

Peddie owns a licensed firearm. Image
@jdpoc Peddie claimed it was justified in response to spending carried out by the MP on her property, reported by Idiot Toby Young @toadmeister … which turned out to be a complete myth.

Young’s post incited the death threat. Image
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27 Dec 21
The four most famous (in America) “doctors” who are responsible for pushing Covid AntiVax conspiracy theories:

Dr Shaun Brooks, ‘PhD, Oxford’. His doctorate and PhD are in education, not medicine, and from an online company.
@jdpoc He has never worked in any medical environment. When he says Oxford, he means Oxford, Ohio, not Oxford University.
@jdpoc Dr Paul Kangas. His doctorate is in Natural Health, from a distance learning course company which has since folded for fraud. He has never worked in a medical environment or in research.
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24 Dec 21
Bonehill was a Tory, then a Ukip member, then no party would have him.

He was jailed for multiple offences.

Many, including Far Right Watch, helped to put him there by ID'ing his social media posts and proving his authorship.
Bonehill was a fantasist, and on the autistic scale somewhat, but he was dangerous nonetheless. He's now out of prison. ImageImageImageImage
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24 Dec 21
10th of February in 2022 sees the 50th anniversary of an icon: the birth of Ziggy Stardust, first live performance of the character by David Bowie in 1972 … Image
@jdpoc The performance was at the Toby Jub pub, in #Tolworth, just south of #Surbiton, literally about 200 yards away from where I live. The site has recently been bulldozed ready for redevelopment Image
@jdpoc Local community groups are currently seeking volunteers for a celebratory event to mark the landmark date. Image
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29 Nov 21
THIS DAY in 1983, the nuclear early-warning radar of the Soviet Union reported the launch of an intercontinental ballistic missile from USA, with 4 more missiles behind it.
Lt Col Stanislav Petrov, officer in command of the Soviet Air Defence Forces, decided against strict orders to wait for corroborating evidence — of which none arrived — rather than immediately relaying the warning up the chain-of-command as was procedure.
This decision is seen as having prevented a retaliatory nuclear attack against the United States and its NATO allies, which would likely have resulted in an escalation to a full-scale nuclear war.
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27 Nov 21
Best football banner ever.

But it needs explanation: Corinth is the #Tolworth’s Corinthian Casuals, founded 1939 by merger of the Corinthians (1882) and the Casuals (1883), two of Britain’s oldest football clubs.

Lefi is #Surbiton legend ‘Lefi the Goat Boy’. Image
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‘Torcida’ is South American slang for a group of football supporters: the Casuals have been hugely popular in South America for over a century. Image
@jdpoc … and yes, the team play in those colours of Chocolate and Pink. And have done for 100 years.
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