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Jan 27 • 4 tweets • 1 min read
More intelligent musings from the charming Tory MP for Stoke.
Oh god genius
Be quite good to have MPs who don’t need to be breathalysed before they appear in public.
Reminder that he was a school teacher.

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Jan 26
For the ‘party of law and order’, they didn’t half giggle, roar and bray a lot in Parliament earlier, just a day after their PM and his top cabal of advisors were literally placed under formal investigation by the police.

I think they’re actually sick.
#JohnsonMustGo #PMQs
I mean seriously.
🤦🏻‍♂️🤦🏻‍♂️🤦🏻‍♂️
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Jan 26
I’m very happy for a lawyer to be a leader as he might even obey the law.
#pmqs #JohnsonMustGo
Lawyer or twice sacked right wing journalist for best leadership material? Tricky one 🤔
#lawyernotaliar
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Jan 24
Who amongst us hasn’t invited our interior designer in for birthday cake and nibbles during an illegal social gathering whilst she was busy installing gold wallpaper paid for by a political donor, the details of which we told our ethics advisor we had forgotten.
#JohnsonMustGo
Remember how shocked and furious he was when he heard there had been, er, one party. 🤦🏻‍♂️
New logo:

The Conservative 🎉
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Jan 24
“To my great surprise, suddenly I found myself blowing out a number of candles in what appeared to be a spontaneous birthday party arranged by my wife, at which our interior designer happened to be present.”
She’s going to make it worse isn’t she.
He only ever seems to stay at a party for ten minutes, it’s so rude.
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Jan 23
2017, and still completely correct. It’s time for some grown ups.
#JohnsonMustGo #BrexitHasFailed #BrexitShambles #BrexitDisaster
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Always astounding that people can’t simultaneously agree with Blair on Brexit and disagree with him on Iraq at the same time.
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Jan 22
There is no government.

Everyone in it is dealing full time with either bullying or blackmailing, being bullied or blackmailed, or denying there’s any bullying or blackmailing.

This isn’t how you run a country facing vast challenges, mostly created by the very same people.
No EU countries are currently dealing with endless allegations about or formal enquiries into their governments’ lockdown breaking drunken antics. We look so bloody awful. Again. This regime has totally demolished our reputation as a serious nation. #JohnsonOut #JohnsonMustGo
What a surprise
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