Thread by @paushinski

Bwana every estate needs a person who is bold, tough, militant, Taliban and one who willing to do crazy things that peace loving people would have to go sijui where to be fitted with grit and toughness.

We hate her guts, guys, but that madam in Hse No. 256 is that person for us.

Mimi by the way sipendagi kuongea juu ya neighbors wangu generally, but hii ya leo imenibidi.
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The guy in Hse. 74 is living with a new woman. The other his person we knew left. And the new woman is, well, old. People can live with whoever they want.

But...

THAT WOMAN IS RICH!

Weeee, huyo mama akona pesa nyingi sana. She has so much money. Aki she is rich for being rich. Si try-zex ama mjaribus.

Chini ya woyez we call her Virunga. Coz the first time we encountered her ways she was blasting Samba Mapangala's Vunja Mifupa in, her huge ass Land Cruiser.

We also know she's rich because she dresses flashily and she's always showing off. She has SEVERAL cars.

Her mans guy however didn't even own a bicycle. Because ata his parking spots were being used by neighbors who had more cars, or on Saturdays, the garbage truck parked there.

Shida ya Virunga though, is yeye ni kiherehere sana. She the one who is always pushing motions in the estate wozzap that involve spending money unnecessarily.

And the she keeps saying, 'When I lived in London' or 'When I visited New York.' And then she will write 20 paragraphs.

Ata siku ingine 108 alimshow hizi vitu unatiuambianga you are making them up, juu watu huenda huko hawaongeagi hivyo. Unasema London na maybe ni Loliondo.

Tukatumiwa Visa na pages za passport entry na exit tukajaziwa kwa wozzap.

My friend, huyo mama amezurura hii dunia.

So anyway, we do now know who this woman is or where she came from and olofasaden ako kila mahali in our Estate living. Everyone wants to know, but nobody is willing to ask.

So everyone is speculating.

That is where 256 comes in.

Imagine 256 just replied to her wozzap chat in the group, and told her, "Excuse me, we are all wondering wewe ni nani na nani alikuingiza kwa hii group?'

Akaambia 256, 'I have been waiting for you. I was told about you.'

256: No need to ask anyone about me, come I tell you.

Virunga: I will come and see you face to face.
256: Thank you. But answer me please. Who are you?
Virunga: Who do you think you are?
256: I am not here to argue with you.
Virunga: Me too.

Imagive 256 akamtoa group hivyo.

And the she told us not to just add anyone in the group.

So now this woman is organizing the mother of all parties for her man, it will be at their house in this estate and everyone is welcome.

But 256 amesema that bash will not happen in this Estate if she is still breathing.

And the way we know her, that party will not happen here.

Just for the newbies, who are wondering kama wako nchi ingine, and are wondering what is going on,
256 👏 IS 👏 THAT 👏 WOMAN 👏.
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Here is most of the drama in our estate. Tell your friends.

https://twitter.com/paushinski/status/1275813636708106240?t=NVlUTI0njOR4yL6sprQFzw&s=19