Guys.

The womens at Houses No. 18 and No. 19 are BFFs.

Ok. They were BFFs until yesterday. But their relationship ended yesterday. Na nyumba zimeshikana.

😭😭😭
So number 18 is reaaaaaally nice. And cute. Very cute. Like OMG she is so cute if she was a vegetable she'd a cute-cumber.

I digress.

Number 19 na yeye pia sio mbaya saaaaaaaaaaaaaaana. Ni vile amependa makeups na stuffs kama hizo.

Enegwei. So both No. 18 & 19 had housies.
Housie wa number 19 was being mistreated. Ish ish.

By the way that housie was nice. Her nickname was Wikileaks.

She was head of DCI Housie's Branch huku. their house is near Min Moraa's shop and she'd tell the housies who bought what from the shop and it would always get to us.
Kama siki zingine kitambooo 108 alikuwa kwa diet ya mkate na mayai usiku na mchana.

Huyu Wikileaks ndio alituambia. In fact she said 108 angekuwa serious, angukuwa na shamba ya kuku huko Bungoma akuwe analetewa mayai every week. Mkate tu ndio anunuange, ama mtu wa chapo.
Haya.

Huyu Housie wa 18 alikuwa too slow kwa nyumba. Lakini House number 19 alikuwa anamtumia vibaya.

According to Cute-cumber.

Mara anaenda anachukua nguo kwa 19 anazifua na washing machine ya 18. Mara 19 says she is tired anaingiza House wa 18 anamfanyia vitu.
Lakini Cute-cumber akiomba usaidizi anaambiwa let me talk to my husband. Mara sio Leo. Etc

Cute-cumber akajam. Akaambia housie hiyo mchezo iishe immediately. But Housie didn't listen.

It became a big deal ikabidii Cute-cumber achuje DJ works. She's been struggling and looking.
Early May Cute-cumber aka post kwa group akasema if anyone knows a good housie ata kama ni dayscholar, she's appreciate.

Imagine hikio kimama kia number 19 kikasema, Kwa group, ati we will pray for you, but also, we need to take care of the people we employ, and support them.
Number 18 akasema, 'Thanks but I treat my girls really well.'

19: I spoke to her occasionally. She was not happy. She said she was overworked.

18: That is a lie. And you know it. You are my friend and neighbor. You should have told me. Thanks.

Noma ikatulia. Maisha ikaendelea.
Sasa. Because the universe has no games, Wikileaks and 19 wakakosana vibaya. Ile mbaya Sana. So she left huko katikati ya mwezi. So 18 had a housie. But 19 was still looking.

19 akaanza zile jokes za kitambo za kuona help. 18 akamlenga. So she used other esto housies.

Weeeh.
Sasa, housie wa 18 akashikana na 18. And she was warned. Hakusikia. Akatembezwa.

And then 19 tells the group that 18 has dismissed a new nanny. And she will ask for help again. 18 says, that part is sorted.

Yesterday, Wikileaks walked back into the Estate and went to number 18.
Watu karibu washikane mashati.

Ok... blouse.

Number 19 amewashwa she is just posting inspirational quotes kwa Estate WhatsApp. Mpaka akasema 'People who know their worth can't argue with nobody.'

256 has told 19 one more forward atajikuta mahali hajawahi fikiria. Korokoroni.
And she said, her maker will fight for her. And tomorrow, we will see what happens.

256: @[19] Reread my speech.

Cute-cumber na yeye anasema Wikileaks alimuomba kazi akampatia.

Although 108 amesema Wikileaks should leave the estate.

The stand off continues.

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