Anyway, meanwhile at the Estate.

256 had said they were moving back to shags but ni kama hawakuwa wamesikizana na Osband. Coz Osband told the security not to let anyone view the house. Because he already has someone who has booked it. But he didn't tell 256.
In fact Former SQ guy 108 had asked if he can refer someone who was looking for a house, but 256 akamwambia, 'Wewe umeanza kushi kwa nyumba juzi leo umeshakuwa agent?'

So 108 aka-catch vibaya sana. He was genuinely offended. He said his only mistake in life was living in an SQ.
So leo hapo kwa wossap group, mtu akasema ati they sent someone who was meant to come see the house, but was frozen at the gate. Kama tenant àmepatikana, waseme.

Huyo 256 akabeba uTaliban akauliza soldiers kwani form ni gani?

They say Osband said mtu asiingie. Nyumba ishaenda.
So now Osband is explaining in the group that he told the security that no one should view the house until it is renovated.

But 108 is insisting 'Tenant alishapatikana. Whether you want to believe that or not, is up to you.'

And their speculation we already know THE tenant.

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