On Fox News Trudeau, mandating vaccines, is a cruel and vicious dictator, while Putin, who is about to invade a neighboring Democracy, is just protecting his country.
And on Fox News Hillary Clinton is an evil conniving spymaster who destroyed damning emails, despite zero evidence, while Trump, who actually tried flushing shredded classified documents down a WH toilet, and stole the rest in boxes to Mar-a-lago, is somehow a living saint.
And on Fox News the January 6th Insurrection was a riot carried out by ANTIFA, BLM, the Deep State FBI, while the people we see breaking into the Capitol, marching in uniforms in columns, and carrying huge Trump flags and racist signs, they are tourists.
And on Fox News the Truckers, angry they are told to get vaccinated, shutting down Canada, are Harriet Tubman, Rosa Parks, and Sojourner Truth, while the actual civil rights activists I just mentioned are some dangerous critical race theory that shouldn’t be taught in schools.
You see the pattern? Fox News is lying, gas lighting, and manipulating at a volume and velocity so great that it could cause our Democracy to buckle. When one lie is called out they pivot to the next, and when the last lie is forgotten, they return to it.

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