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Mar 24 • 6 tweets • 2 min read
#poetry

agrypnotica

on the deep blue nights
you know the ones i mean
velvet pile thick and plush
the ones no matter how
exhausted when eyes close
they flicker and twitch
i can't sleep i’m
burning mind body soul
with the heat of a thousand
suns words rocks through the
window of unconsciousness
wake me readjusting i turn
blankets a straitjacket
gripping me in the twisted
embrace of insomnia in some
halfforgotten dream i remember
you when you when you
but it fades...
there are no more unbroken
nights no failsafes when
the mainframe eventually
surrenders rogue hackers
assassins in camo roam neuron corridors
flipping all the right switches
and there i am
in the clutch of
some halfforgotten dream
i remember you
when you when you
but it fades...

© 2019 RC deWinter
Published in Dream Noir @dreamnoirart
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