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Mar 25 13 tweets 25 min read
@Pro_life_AAA @pixelprotectors @MrParan01d @RedJillyBean8 @AnneGup07508961 @Kathleen1983_ @nathaliejacoby1 @TwitterSafety I’m MORE interested in how
your ‘no rulers’ philosophy
fits into #BigGovernment
forcing birth on people🤔
@Pro_life_AAA @pixelprotectors @MrParan01d @RedJillyBean8 @AnneGup07508961 @Kathleen1983_ @nathaliejacoby1 @TwitterSafety But if you’re genuinely curious, my body hasn’t been the same since giving life to my daughter. She was facing sunny side up, which is doula-speak for spine to spine. Back labor. It wasn’t painful, but I no longer feel the urge to pee. There was nerve damage. I still feel ‘kicks’
@Pro_life_AAA @pixelprotectors @MrParan01d @RedJillyBean8 @AnneGup07508961 @Kathleen1983_ @nathaliejacoby1 @TwitterSafety Parenthood in the trenches (new baby) was falsely advertised.
I wouldn’t recommend it.
Kids are rad. Babies? Babies make people want to drive off freeway bridges. Babies are the worst thing ever. I don’t understand people who like living without sleeping, sex, pooping, friends.
@Pro_life_AAA @pixelprotectors @MrParan01d @RedJillyBean8 @AnneGup07508961 @Kathleen1983_ @nathaliejacoby1 @TwitterSafety And pregnancy felt like disease!
I never felt that bad in my entire life!
#DINKlife is tops.
Health, wealth, and love are all taken for granted until your headache won’t stop from a screaming baby covered in feces in a restaurant’s bathroom floor bc changing tables are rare.
@Pro_life_AAA @pixelprotectors @MrParan01d @RedJillyBean8 @AnneGup07508961 @Kathleen1983_ @nathaliejacoby1 @TwitterSafety Until you’re crying, arms aching from rocking a baby who bites you when you try to nurse them. Who wakes you up every hour, preventing you from loving your true love.
They stop people from living.
Babies suck the life out of you.
They create WTF lines in your scowling face.
@Pro_life_AAA @pixelprotectors @MrParan01d @RedJillyBean8 @AnneGup07508961 @Kathleen1983_ @nathaliejacoby1 @TwitterSafety They make you fake smile at family who come to visit. All who asked you for 30 years “When are you having a baby?” They finally get their grandbaby while your face hurts and you wish they’d just take the baby so you could sleep or finish a meal.
“Dont you LOVE being a mom?”
@Pro_life_AAA @pixelprotectors @MrParan01d @RedJillyBean8 @AnneGup07508961 @Kathleen1983_ @nathaliejacoby1 @TwitterSafety The baby is toddling now so fast your body hurts with every step. Adrenaline is less fun when the baby sprints into the street. And the catholic cousins stand around smiling at your always bent over back, your mastitis, saving suicidal puppy again & again & again.
They smile.
@Pro_life_AAA @pixelprotectors @MrParan01d @RedJillyBean8 @AnneGup07508961 @Kathleen1983_ @nathaliejacoby1 @TwitterSafety “No I FUCKING DONT”
You finally tell them and they look shocked. Who DOESNT like being torn away from your husband non stop? Who DOESNT like pinching off poop bc the baby wont stop screaming, wont stay asleep. Wont even let you empty your bowels all the way. Wont let you live.
@Pro_life_AAA @pixelprotectors @MrParan01d @RedJillyBean8 @AnneGup07508961 @Kathleen1983_ @nathaliejacoby1 @TwitterSafety Every night you try to sneak out of a dark room, army crouching low. Elbows on cold wooden floorboards. ‘Please stay asleep’ you beg in between crib rustling. The baby monitor becomes the scariest sound you’ve ever heard. Why go to sleep? The babys just gonna
scream you awake.
@Pro_life_AAA @pixelprotectors @MrParan01d @RedJillyBean8 @AnneGup07508961 @Kathleen1983_ @nathaliejacoby1 @TwitterSafety And my experience was one of wanting. Of love.
We were married for
a decade before
deciding to have a baby.
We WANTED a baby.
We bought the advertising.
And it sucked.
100% of it.
Babies are not worth it.

But kids
are rad.
#TheTrenches #momlife
@Pro_life_AAA @pixelprotectors @MrParan01d @RedJillyBean8 @AnneGup07508961 @Kathleen1983_ @nathaliejacoby1 @TwitterSafety Moral:
#parenthood should be consensual bc it sucks so much and the stakes are too high to force chaos on people who don’t even want that suffering in their lives. Babies become adults w SERIOUS issues. Its ALWAYS the parent’s fault. Plus too many kids causes divorce. Let live.
@Pro_life_AAA @pixelprotectors @MrParan01d @RedJillyBean8 @AnneGup07508961 @Kathleen1983_ @nathaliejacoby1 @TwitterSafety Tweetstorms are way easier to read w a @threadreaderapp

#mootherhood
Roll your love up tight
like a snuggly burrito,
✨✨then unroll☺️

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Mar 25
I get to drink Barium today🙃
This #Barium is THICK
#XRay machine
looks like a breaching whale😂
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Mar 24
I’ve never used almond flour before, that I can remember 🤔 besides in making raw treats.
I just added some to a #CarrotCake
nuked pancake… err thing😄 🧵
Its not ALL almond flour,
I just didn’t wanna make more instant pancake mix,
and there wasn’t enough😂
#brekky #ClimateDiet
So anyway, its gonna be a lovely day. I have a contract to draw up and another project design to do today. Not sure which to do first. I guess the closer deadline.
#work #workday
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Dec 2, 2021
@SeanathanCory @walden4pa53 @HoLichette @backtothewind0 @BernieSanders I love #ChristianMythology,
it has many beautiful parts.
But like the people who wrote it,
it is full of cruel & evil things.

Goodness was in the world long before any middle eastern men wrote the bible. Some #mythos worship knowledge instead of demonizing it.
@SeanathanCory @walden4pa53 @HoLichette @backtothewind0 @BernieSanders One red flag for me as a little girl growing up w bible study was the way they dealt with questions. Why did they assume a deity crushed up a gold statue to poison water that made the whole town sick for revenge. Doesn’t a pathogen
make more sense?
They didn’t understand germs🤷🏻‍♀️
@SeanathanCory @walden4pa53 @HoLichette @backtothewind0 @BernieSanders Surely SOMEONE in the town must have proposed the idea that there must be another explanation.
Theres always several possible questions to rule out before defaulting to magic.

Or how about the burning bush?
If it really happened,
what else could have lit it ablaze?
#Zeus
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Dec 2, 2021
One day my friend came in to visit me when I was working back in the juice station at a raw food restaurant in the nice part of town. There was a wheatgrass juicer, a giant centrifuge juicer, and two vitamix blenders and fruit and veggies everywhere.
“I need your help” She sat.
“Want a juice?” I smiled.
“Yea, I need you to make me a parsley juice.”
“A shot?” I asked.
“No, a TALL glass. To the TOP.”
I raised my eyebrows, and headed to the walk-in fridge.
Grabbed like 10 bunches of parsley and fed them into the mastication juicer
til I filled the cup.
We made a My Little Pony Escape From Catrina joke
& had a toast. She chugged half the glass. “I need to induce menstruation” bottoms up.
“I hear you need to put a fresh sprig up there every few hours too” I told her. We weren’t afraid of death, but we were afraid of pregnancy.
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Nov 30, 2021
@albertaparent @PipSyyyv @Kaelwritesblog @mollyfleck @clhubes Actually thats true.

The brain can be convinced that voices are happening when they’re not, amputated limbs are present, physical impossibilities are real, and its all because of two trainable parts of our wiring: The subconscious and the logical processing center. 🧵
#Painless
@albertaparent @PipSyyyv @Kaelwritesblog @mollyfleck @clhubes Some people need help w physical processes for birth and thats okay and good and normal and I’m thankful for #Science and the #medicalcommunity which makes assistance and even accessibility better for everybody.
All birth stories are good.
You can not fuck up birth…
@albertaparent @PipSyyyv @Kaelwritesblog @mollyfleck @clhubes There ARE things we can do to prepare for the physical, mental, and environmental challenges that will be unexpected, change very quickly, and involve a complete loss of control which you just kinda have to TRUST won’t kill you. Birth is like falling asleep w trust you won’t die.
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Nov 30, 2021
They’re all there!

The pencil sharpener,
the favorite pen, the brush!
Plus a pencil! I just found #ALLTHETHINGS
behind my desk!
#CleaningParty
Waiting for primed canvas to dry,
printing up references,
fighting the urge to make this #painting #portrait
FUCKING RIDICULOUS!
Currently procrastinating by sharpening
ALL THE PENCILS
in the house😂
Its a holiday gift of the
grandkids for grandma.
I already mentally
shot down these ideas
Flexing w MASSIVE muscles, like @Schwarzenegger cerca 1985.
Smoking a bong on a couch together like teenagers.
Riding a wolf into a bloody battle.
Centaurs.
I was trying to be serious.
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