Thread by @GZzyzyx

@Pro_life_AAA @pixelprotectors @MrParan01d @RedJillyBean8 @AnneGup07508961 @Kathleen1983_ @nathaliejacoby1 @TwitterSafety 😂

@Pro_life_AAA @pixelprotectors @MrParan01d @RedJillyBean8 @AnneGup07508961 @Kathleen1983_ @nathaliejacoby1 @TwitterSafety I’m MORE interested in how
your ‘no rulers’ philosophy
fits into #BigGovernment
forcing birth on people🤔

@Pro_life_AAA @pixelprotectors @MrParan01d @RedJillyBean8 @AnneGup07508961 @Kathleen1983_ @nathaliejacoby1 @TwitterSafety But if you’re genuinely curious, my body hasn’t been the same since giving life to my daughter. She was facing sunny side up, which is doula-speak for spine to spine. Back labor. It wasn’t painful, but I no longer feel the urge to pee. There was nerve damage. I still feel ‘kicks’

@Pro_life_AAA @pixelprotectors @MrParan01d @RedJillyBean8 @AnneGup07508961 @Kathleen1983_ @nathaliejacoby1 @TwitterSafety Parenthood in the trenches (new baby) was falsely advertised.
I wouldn’t recommend it.
Kids are rad. Babies? Babies make people want to drive off freeway bridges. Babies are the worst thing ever. I don’t understand people who like living without sleeping, sex, pooping, friends.

@Pro_life_AAA @pixelprotectors @MrParan01d @RedJillyBean8 @AnneGup07508961 @Kathleen1983_ @nathaliejacoby1 @TwitterSafety And pregnancy felt like disease!
I never felt that bad in my entire life!
#DINKlife is tops.
Health, wealth, and love are all taken for granted until your headache won’t stop from a screaming baby covered in feces in a restaurant’s bathroom floor bc changing tables are rare.

@Pro_life_AAA @pixelprotectors @MrParan01d @RedJillyBean8 @AnneGup07508961 @Kathleen1983_ @nathaliejacoby1 @TwitterSafety Until you’re crying, arms aching from rocking a baby who bites you when you try to nurse them. Who wakes you up every hour, preventing you from loving your true love.
They stop people from living.
Babies suck the life out of you.
They create WTF lines in your scowling face.

@Pro_life_AAA @pixelprotectors @MrParan01d @RedJillyBean8 @AnneGup07508961 @Kathleen1983_ @nathaliejacoby1 @TwitterSafety They make you fake smile at family who come to visit. All who asked you for 30 years “When are you having a baby?” They finally get their grandbaby while your face hurts and you wish they’d just take the baby so you could sleep or finish a meal.
“Dont you LOVE being a mom?”

@Pro_life_AAA @pixelprotectors @MrParan01d @RedJillyBean8 @AnneGup07508961 @Kathleen1983_ @nathaliejacoby1 @TwitterSafety The baby is toddling now so fast your body hurts with every step. Adrenaline is less fun when the baby sprints into the street. And the catholic cousins stand around smiling at your always bent over back, your mastitis, saving suicidal puppy again & again & again.
They smile.

@Pro_life_AAA @pixelprotectors @MrParan01d @RedJillyBean8 @AnneGup07508961 @Kathleen1983_ @nathaliejacoby1 @TwitterSafety “No I FUCKING DONT”
You finally tell them and they look shocked. Who DOESNT like being torn away from your husband non stop? Who DOESNT like pinching off poop bc the baby wont stop screaming, wont stay asleep. Wont even let you empty your bowels all the way. Wont let you live.

@Pro_life_AAA @pixelprotectors @MrParan01d @RedJillyBean8 @AnneGup07508961 @Kathleen1983_ @nathaliejacoby1 @TwitterSafety Every night you try to sneak out of a dark room, army crouching low. Elbows on cold wooden floorboards. ‘Please stay asleep’ you beg in between crib rustling. The baby monitor becomes the scariest sound you’ve ever heard. Why go to sleep? The babys just gonna
scream you awake.

@Pro_life_AAA @pixelprotectors @MrParan01d @RedJillyBean8 @AnneGup07508961 @Kathleen1983_ @nathaliejacoby1 @TwitterSafety And my experience was one of wanting. Of love.
We were married for
a decade before
deciding to have a baby.
We WANTED a baby.
We bought the advertising.
And it sucked.
100% of it.
Babies are not worth it.

But kids
are rad.
#TheTrenches #momlife

@Pro_life_AAA @pixelprotectors @MrParan01d @RedJillyBean8 @AnneGup07508961 @Kathleen1983_ @nathaliejacoby1 @TwitterSafety Moral:
#parenthood should be consensual bc it sucks so much and the stakes are too high to force chaos on people who don’t even want that suffering in their lives. Babies become adults w SERIOUS issues. Its ALWAYS the parent’s fault. Plus too many kids causes divorce. Let live.

@Pro_life_AAA @pixelprotectors @MrParan01d @RedJillyBean8 @AnneGup07508961 @Kathleen1983_ @nathaliejacoby1 @TwitterSafety Tweetstorms are way easier to read w a @threadreaderapp

#mootherhood
Roll your love up tight
like a snuggly burrito,
✨✨then unroll☺️