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Mar 26 • 12 tweets • 4 min read
What follows is a scientific thread of why dogs are good
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#dogs
Paws Bunsen pawsPaws
Toe Beans Toe BeansToe beans
Noses NosesNoses
Smiles SmilesSmiles
Hugs HugsHugs
Naps Sleepy BunsenSleepy Beaker
Shenanigans
Being best friends
Adventure Company
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And if you want the break down of REALLY REAL science about pets check out our podcast : The Science Pawdcast which brings the science to your ears!

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HOL UP
THE POWER OF THE DOG DOESNT EVEN HAVE A DOG IN IT AND IT COULD WIN BEST PICTURE?
OK I AM BEING TOLD BY BUNSEN THERE ARE THREE DOGS BUT THEY ARENT MAIN CHARACTERS WTH
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Mar 27
It’s time for the PAWSCARS!
We will start, but we would to see your own nominees in this thread!
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#Oscars #Pets #Pawscars
For Best Supporting Actress in the film “BEAKERING III: A GOOD DAY TO BEAK HARD”
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Going to welcome a Golden Retriever into your life?
Here is a thread about 10 things to watch out for.
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A ranking of Canadian Wildlife in terms of danger as experienced by Bunsen
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(a thread)
1 of 7
Richardson's Ground Squirrel (GOPHER)
Danger 0/10
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2/7 flic.kr/p/HeC8wD
Yelling Sneaky Tree Cat A.K.A. SQUIRREL
Danger 2/10
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flic.kr/p/9xuidv
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Feb 23
Stranger danger rating (a thread) 🧵
1/6
Small Humans:
Danger Rating 0/10
Small humans are mostly harmless, sticky, less hairy versions of their larger counterparts,
They make loud sounds, fall over, and complete daily nonsense. Ignore.
2/6
Teens
Danger Rating 2/10
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Bark a bunch.
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