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Mar 27 • 7 tweets • 3 min read
It’s time for the PAWSCARS!
We will start, but we would to see your own nominees in this thread!
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#Oscars #Pets #Pawscars
For Best Supporting Actress in the film “BEAKERING III: A GOOD DAY TO BEAK HARD”
Beaker is nominated for really selling the role and driving home her tenacious spirit.
For Best Actor in the drama: “To Find a Mooseleg” Bunsen is nominated for his gripping performance of not wanting to give up and being undeterred in his role.
For Best Movie, we have the rescue of Bailey. A touching story that tugged at the heart strings of dog owners everywhere and cemented Bunsen as a hero. ❤️
Best original song is obviously Fly Free by Hartley.
Add your films to our #pawscars thread for consideration!
*Gah we would love to see your posts too!

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