Thread by @BelindaJones68

A to Z of scandals, failures & fuck-ups during Morrison's Prime Ministership

It not an exhaustive list, more of a living document
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A

Aged care neglect
Archer bullied
Ancestry trip G7
ACC Conference GC - 'appointed by God'
ABC cuts, 250 jobs lost
AngusGate
Angus, fuel storage/fake electricity prices fail
ANAO & OAIC funding cut after SportsRorts Reports
Afghanistan

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B

Bully
Buffoon
"Blessed"
Barnaby
Bushfires
Brittany
Brereton Report
Blind Trust
Bridget

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C

COVID fails
Canberra Bubble
Cash, Michaelia
Christian Porter's ABC defo case
Casuals excluded from #JobKeeper
Cook pre-selection
Colbeck
Climate action inertia
Coal
Canavan
Clive Palmer
Captain's Picks
China
Cost of living
Cover-ups
Corruption
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D

Dutton - monumental fuck-up, dangerous & stupid
Drought Reports $675K
Desk wankers
Deves
Debt

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E

Economy fail
Environment fail - international cc pariah
Eagle picture speaks to Morrison

We really could just stop at this point, these 3 points alone should have ended his political career... but alas no, so I'll continue on....

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F

Fire chiefs ignored
Federal ICAC fail
Failure of leadership
Foodbank - tried to cut funding
Flood assistance
Floods - ADF delay in help
Fifty phone calls & an RAAF jet for Cormann
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G

Gaetjen's buried reports

Grace Tame NPC quote - “It shouldn’t take having children to have a conscience,”
“And, actually, on top of that, having children doesn’t guarantee a conscience.”

"Gender whisperers"
"Gossip"
Gagging debate in HoRs

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H

Hawaii
Holgate, Christine
Higgins, Brittany
HomeToBilo
Hotel Quarantine fail
Hunt, Greg
Houston, Brian
Hillsong
Housing crisis
Helloworld
Hawke, Alex "consigliore"
Hypocrite
Horrible, horrible person
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I don't hold a hose
It's not my job
It's not a race, it's not a competition
It's OK to be white
ICAC
Inflation
Interest rates
Indue Card - if Morrison put Jenny on an 'Indue-like system' it'd be called financial abuse

I don't think, I know

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J

Jenny
JobKeeper $38 billion to biz who didn't need it
Joyce, Barnaby
JobSeeker below poverty line

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K

Kangaroo Court - referring to NSW ICAC
Kangaroo Island shack - $billions for offshore detention
Kirribilli fireworks with the Morrisons NYE 2019, after returning from Hawaii
Kelly, Craig (Capt's pick)
Kabul Airlift chaos, lack of visas

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L

Ley - no Duty of Care to kids or environment
Leppington Triangle
"Lying Cow" Linda Reynolds
Laming, Andrew
Liar

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M

McKenzie, Bridget
Macron, Emmanuel
Miller, Rachelle
Medevac vote loss, history making
March4Justice - lucky not to be "met with bullets"
Milkshake Video
MIA

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N

Neglect - title of aged care report
National Cabinet - "it's a state issue", sues WA with Clive Palmer, costs taxpayers $1 million, case fails.
"Not fit to be PM" - Concetta Fierravanti-Wells
NZ citizen deportations cause tensions with NZ

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O

On-water matters
Operation Sovereign Borders
Offended world leaders from Macron to Ardern to Sogavare

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P

Prayer Room
Payne, Marise - MIA
Photo Ops
Pork barreling
Parliament -reduced sitting days, trashed conventions
Paladin
Pamela Anderson slur
Parliament House culture
Pacific tensions
Pacific Islands Forum - caused offence, disrespectful

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Q

Qanon friends given a job
Qanon friends housesit Kirribilli
Quarantine- fails in HQ & building permanent facilities
Quarantine- attacks on Premiers

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R

Rape allegations
Rorts
Robodebt
Respect@Work - only 6 out 55 recommendations implemented.
Rentboys & prostitutes signed into Parliament House
Refugees
Robert, Stuart -"Brother Stuey", $38K internet, dodgy af
Racist dog-whistling

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S

SportsRorts
Submarines
Solomon Islands
Sogavare
"She can go"
Stacking boards, pre-election appointments
Sukkar branch stacking
"Shanghai Sam" slurs & denial of saying it 17 times
Smirk

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T

Tudge, Alan
Tame, Grace
Towke, Michael
Tax - 2nd highest taxing govt in Australian history
Taylor, Angus
The Arts excluded from #JobKeeper
"That fella from down under" Joe Biden re: Morrison
Toilet Sign obsession
Transphobia

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U

Ukulele
Universities excluded from #JobKeeper 40K jobs lost
Under 18's excluded from #JobKeeper
Ukraine war-related supply chain issues/costs creates domestic pressures
Uhlmann - Dixers & being the official toilet sign police at the PM&C

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V

Vaccines - "It's not a race", except it was
Vivienne Thom Report - Morrison refuse to release, 2 Ministers named: Tudge & Frydenberg

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W

White House invite
Witness protection - that's where Tudge is
Women's Network logo that looked like a dick & balls
Women's issues in Libs - see previous point
Warringah candidate debacle
Wilson, Tim - where do I start?

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OK, I've got no scandals or fuck-ups starting with X & Y but there's still two weeks to go, give him time, I have faith Morrison can do it

Z

Zed Seselja- Morrison sends Zed to the Sololmons instead of Payne

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