Thread by @DrAlakbarov

Thread. Let's see what this #Eurovision brings.

Laura Pausini is amazing as always.

It's a whole album by Laura Pauisini. #Eurovision

I hope this #Eurovision brings vibes of 2021

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We got parade of flags this year. Nice idea

I would add Kraftwerk songs to parade of flags. #Eurovision

Russian hackers have denied hacking tonight's contest however Russia is expected to win with 93% of the votes. #Eurovision

How many costumes has Laura Pausini got? Is she a shapeshifting alien? #Eurovision

First, it's Czech Republic.

They should try to send someone to the moon with all that equipment. #CZE #Eurovision

Czech Republic will be having a tough time paying all that electricity bills. #Eurovision #CZE

Romania is next.

If Madonna flirted with Peter Andre, he would sound something similar to this. I like the hook. Good entrance. #ROM #Eurovision

Romanian song is very catchy and if you don't like it, you could go bebebebe. #Eurovision

We need more pills and potions after Portugal's haunting entry. #POR #Eurovision

Rasmus been watching…they’ve been waiting…in the shadows… #Eurovision #Finland

The Rasmus meets IT. #Finland #FIN

Guys from the Rasmus are dressed like the Norwegian entry’s lyrics.😄 #Eurovision

Switzerland's entry in a nutshell. #SUI #Eurovision #ESC

The world just discovered that France is not only about Paris. Techno witches after several shots of amaretto sour. #FRA #Eurovision #ESC

The French spreading some Xena style stuff. #ESC

Wolves must be banging themselves on the wall for letting these banana eating Norwegian wolves leave on a free. #Eurovision #NOR

For the love of God, give that wolf a banana. #Norway #NOR #Eurovision

Armenian singer has set up her performance with all the toilet paper, she purchased in the pandemic. #ARM

Armenian singer's song like Ho Hey by the Lumineers. #plagiarism? #Eurovision

Learning Italian hand gestures but can they guess our hand gesture? #Eurovision

It's Italy. I wish they've sent Fabri Fibra. #Eurovision

Sorry Italia, but this is awful. #Eurovision

Good ebening. Romania’s performance and song felt more Spanish than Spain’s entrance. #ESP #Eurovision

Spanish singer Chanel is trying hard to sound like Rosalia. #ESP #Spain #ESC #Eurovision

Spain's entrance is sponsored by Moe...Moe...Moe Szylak. #Spain #ESC #Eurovision

Dutch entrance - pound store Kasabian. #NED #Eurovision

12 points from me to Ukraine. Best song out there. I hope they win today. #UKR #Eurovision #ESC2022

Goldie lookin' chain...Ukraine. #Eurovision #esc22

Huge roar for Ukraine. And lots of love to Mariupol. #Eurovision

Germany sent accoustic version of Justin Bieber. 0 points from me. #GER #Eurovision

Why German singer sounds like Eminem with Cornish accent? #Eurovision

When other countries try stealing your thunder, Lithuania strikes them with smoothness. Lithuanian singer brings a lot of Liza Minnellii vibes. #LTU #Eurovision

I like Lithuanian entrance. Funky with 007 style elements. #Eurovision

It's Azerbaijan aKa Liverpool FC of Eurovision. Nadir is depressed about the weather. I don't blame him. As somebody who lived in Glasgow for many years, I agree. #Eurovision

I hope in 22nd century we are finally going to see song in Azerbaijani language. #Eurovision

Nadir is a good singer but I think he would've done far better with different style. Graham Norton liked it. #Eurovision #Azerbaijan

I like how my friends always tag me when they see anything Azerbaijan-related. 😎

Belgium is next...Pound store Seal. #Eurovision #ESC #BEL

Belgium's song is not that bad but hook is weak. Strange style of gospel. #Eurovision

Laura Pausini's latest dress. Hi, Sindel! #Eurovision

I often love Greek songs but this one...pass. Too many ballads this year. #Eurovision #esc2022

Dull stuff from Iceland.

I wish they've sent this banger. #ISL

Yas! Foot-tapping and moonshine loving bonkers from Moldova. I really like it. #MDA #Eurovision #ESC

Why every country's entrance can't be like Moldova style happy? #Eurovision

Moldova is awesome. #Eurovision #esc2022

Swedish singer also had Amanda Holden's prosecco. #Eurovision #Sweden

I feel like Australian singer is trying to tell us he’s not the same. #AUS #Australia #Eurovision

Love "Volare" by Laura Pausini. This song always brings great vibes. #Eurovision

It's the UK. We need prayer circle for this singer:

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Sam Ryder channeling inner Freddie Mercury. #GBR #Eurovision

When you get a free trial on Netflix. #POL #Poland #Eurovision

Good on Serbian singer for promoting COVID safe activities. #SER #Eurovision

Welcome to the Great Texan Republic of Estonia. #EST

Azerbaijan is doing surprisingly well. #Eurovision

Winner will be either: Spain or the UK

Ooft. Sweden's position got bolstered. This is going to be unpredictable. #Eurovision

12 points from Azerbaijan to the UK.

Azerbaijan got 12 points from Greece. Woah!¬

Moldova gave 0 to Romania. Shocking.

Serbia also gave 12 points to Azerbaijan. This is very bizarre

Germany so far got 0. I told you that weapon saga with Ukraine gonna haunt you.

Love that Spanish presenter's fashion style. And thank you Spain for 12 points.

Sweden, Spain, Greece and Ukraine chasing the UK so far. #Eurovision

Armenia is first country to give the UK 0 points

0 points from Georgia to Azerbaijan.

Hahaha. 0 points from Australia to the UK

Can't wait for televoting. #Eurovision2022

Great stuff for Moldova. Well deserved

Serbia is a new leader for now. #Eurovision2022

3 points for Azerbaijan. Too harsh.

Australia and Azerbaijan got robbed

Viewers boosted Ukraine's chances.

The UK became second, which means congratulations to Ukraine. #Eurovision2022